Imagine (John Lennon)

[Father Haskell]

On Apr 10, 9:26 am, "Pro-Humanist FREELOVER" <***@ghg.net>
wrote:
>
> The same god that allows babies to die, the elderly to have dementia,
> and all other human suffering? I'd rather be an Atheist than worship
> that asshole.

I'd rather be a Satan worhipper than to worship that
asshole.

> Fortunately god does not exist.

Unfortunately, Satan does not exist, either.

Shame.

[St. Jackanapes MD/PhD]

In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell vomited out...

>
> On Apr 10, 9:26 am, "Pro-Humanist FREELOVER" <***@ghg.net>
> wrote:
> >
> > The same god that allows babies to die, the elderly to have dementia,
> > and all other human suffering? I'd rather be an Atheist than worship
> > that asshole.
>
> I'd rather be a Satan worhipper than to worship that
> asshole.
>
> > Fortunately god does not exist.
>
> Unfortunately, Satan does not exist, either.
>
> Shame.

So what do we worship?

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- I make peace, and create EVIL.
- I the LORD do all these things." ? Isaiah 45.7.

[Father Haskell]

On Apr 12, 1:27 pm, St. Jackanapes MD/PhD <***@jackanapes.ws>
wrote:
> In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell vomited out...
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Apr 10, 9:26 am, "Pro-Humanist FREELOVER" <***@ghg.net>
> > wrote:
>
> > > The same god that allows babies to die, the elderly to have dementia,
> > > and all other human suffering? I'd rather be an Atheist than worship
> > > that asshole.
>
> > I'd rather be a Satan worhipper than to worship that
> > asshole.
>
> > > Fortunately god does not exist.
>
> > Unfortunately, Satan does not exist, either.
>
> > Shame.
>
> So what do we worship?

Lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy, or pride.
Take your pick, they each provide emotional,
physical, or mental gratification and hence
health.

[The Heinous Atheist Friend]

In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell vomited out...

>
> On Apr 12, 1:27 pm, St. Jackanapes MD/PhD <***@jackanapes.ws>
> wrote:
> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell vomited out...
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > > On Apr 10, 9:26 am, "Pro-Humanist FREELOVER" <***@ghg.net>
> > > wrote:
> >
> > > > The same god that allows babies to die, the elderly to have dementia,
> > > > and all other human suffering? I'd rather be an Atheist than worship
> > > > that asshole.
> >
> > > I'd rather be a Satan worhipper than to worship that
> > > asshole.
> >
> > > > Fortunately god does not exist.
> >
> > > Unfortunately, Satan does not exist, either.
> >
> > > Shame.
> >
> > So what do we worship?
>
> Lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy, or pride.
> Take your pick, they each provide emotional,
> physical, or mental gratification and hence
> health.

Shit, I mastered all of those by the time I was 15.

--
St. Jackanapes
- http://www.voy.com/20630/
---------------------------------------
Doc Chung's Cat Suey Café...
- http://www.jackanapes.ws/2pdcat.html
---------------------------------------
- "I form the light, and create darkness.
- I make peace, and create EVIL.
- I the LORD do all these things." ? Isaiah 45.7.