On 14 Feb, 18:53, "Zacharias Mulletstein - PENTECOSTAL WARRIOR AND
Post by L.RobertsWell, see what a stupid fuck your pastor is? In the eyes of the God
character, sex for anything beyond reproduction is carnal, of the
world, and a sin. A sin so heinous that you can get sent to hell for
that alone. Now, if you can have sex 'for the pleasure of it' in the
context of a marriage, why not a little masturbation as part of the
foreplay. Ya know, missionary style gets so old, so fast, that, hell,
nobody can stay within such a constrainst, sorry, your god thingy made
people horny all the time for a reason. I mean, well wouldn't ya
think? If there were such a thingy? Everybody lives their lives around
the hunger of their genitals, right? Right?
It doesn't get old if you only do it twice a year. My pastor says the Bible
says you're only supposed to do it twice a year
Zach did you know that Noah got drunk and exposed himself, do you
think Noah went to hell?
Subj: The Bible Wallows in Filth & Depravity: Part VI: Exhibitionism
Date: 3/14/02
Noah Gets Drunk And Exposes Himself:
Genesis 9: 18-29 "And the sons of Noah, that went forth of the ark,
were Shem, Ham, Japheth: and Ham is the father of Canaan. These are
the three sons of Noah: and of them was the whole earth overspread.
And Noah began to be a husbandman, and he planted a vineyard: and he
drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his
tent. And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father,
and told his two brethren without. And Shem and Japheth took a
garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and
covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward,
and they saw not their father's nakedness. And Noah awoke from his
wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him. and he said,
Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
And he said, Blessed be the Lord God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his
servant. God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of
Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant. And Noah lived after the flood
three hundred and fifty years. And all the days of Noah were nine
hundred and fifty years: and he died."
The prudery of the ancient Israelites is laughable funny by modern
standards. Sham and Japheth walked into Noah's tent carrying a robe to
cover his naked body and as they did so, they walked backwards with
their heads facing the front portal so that they would not
accidentally see their father's naked body.
Ham was guilty of observing his father's nakedness, this act was the
same as "uncovering his father's nakedness," which was severely
condemned in the Hebrew law.
Leviticus 18: 6-7 "None of you shall approach to any that is near of
kin to him, to uncover their nakedness: I am the Lord. The nakedness
of they father, or the nakedness of they mother, shalt thou not
uncover: she is thy mother; thou shalt not uncover her nakedness."
Hams act earned him Noah's curse and all the descendants of Ham's son
Canaan were relegated to a position of continuing servitude to the
descendants of Noah's other sons, Japheth and Shem. Jehovah seemed to
have made a poor choice in singling out Noah to survive the flood and
to become a paragon of moral rectitude for all future humankind, for
although he lived to the ripe old age of 950 years, he was given to
strong drink and to immodesty.
King David Flashes His Royal Penis:
David became king over all Israel upon the death of Saul. During one
festive occasion, David wore a linen 'ephod,' a very short garment
usually worn by priests. The vestment was so scanty that when priests
approached the altar during religious ceremonies in the temple, they
were warned not to ascend the steps of the altar since it was never
their practice to wear underwear and their privates would show. During
the triumphal entry into a city, David, clad only in his ephod, leaped
and danced so wildly that Michal, who was watching from her window,
despised him in her heart for his blatant exhibitionism.
Read: II Samuel 6: 12-16.
As soon as he arrived home, Michal accused him of exposing himself
like a common pervert or flasher, for as women of the city lined the
road of the road procession, they were treated to the sight of their
King literally letting it all hang out.
II Samuel 6:20 "Then David returned to bless his household. And Michal
the daughter of Saul came out to meet David, and said, How glorious
was the king of Israel today, who uncovered himself today in the eyes
of the handmaids of his servants, as one of the vain fellows
shamelessly uncovereth himself!"
There are other raunchy stories in the Bible. For example, the
Israelites reveled in pagan orgies.
Read: Numbers 25: 1-5.
The Hebrew tribes readily succumbed to the allurement of the heathen
tribes they had conquered. The pagans performed the sexual act in
honor of their deity as a religious practice. This became an
irresistible enticement to the Israelites.
Jehovah objected to the frequent nudity which accompanied the pagan
ceremonies. God wanted to be sure that his priests were always
properly attired and that no exposure of the genitals would be
possible as it was with the pagan priests. Since a short skirt was the
usual costume for a priest, he was instructed to approach the altar so
that his genitals would not be visible from the steps of the
sanctuary.
Exodus 20:26 "Neither shalt thou go up by steps unto mine altar, that
thy nakedness be not discovered thereon."
While Moses was on Mount Sinai receiving the Ten Commandments from
Jehovah, the Israelites were fornicating freely in the nude, and three
thousand of them paid with their lives for this experience.
Read: Exodus 32: 25-29.
The Bible can't be the word of a divine cosmic being, because it
wallows in filth and depravity. The Bible is much more likely obscene
Bronze Age ramblings than the inspired word of an all knowing God.
Nothing in the Bible more forcefully reinforces the viewpoint that the
Bible is an ancient book of fables and legends and moral precepts
recorded by men than an impartial examination of the Biblical passages
which relate to sex.
Ben Akerley, in his book 'The X-rated Bible' writes: "I insist that if
the Bible is inspired, the passages relating to sex should reveal
great enlightenment and exceptionally advanced knowledge and
understanding. What we encounter instead are superstition, fear,
primitive thinking and gross misunderstanding of even the most basic
sexual functions."
The Bible literally wallows in obscenity.
Source: 'The X-Rated Bible: An Irrelevant Survey of Sex in the
Scriptures.' By Ben Akerley.