Is Explosive Diarrhea Associated With Viagra?

[dr. Baf]

I am 61, disabled and tried Viagra for the first time. I took the
recommended dose and after a few hours my testicles and vision started
to turn blue along with the hardest wood I have produced in years. I
laid down on the bed and my 37 year old lady friend crawled between my
legs for
a little oral pleasure. As she took it in her mouth, my penis started
throbbing and shaking enough to rattle her teeth. Then out of nowhere,
I let a high pitched fart and Niagara
Falls spewed out of my ass. It covered my lady friend and she retched
and gagged. My scrotum was royal blue by this time and my testicles
were bouncing like jumping beans! She got up, screamed and ran out of
the house. And she won't talk to me anymore. I think these side
effects should be reported to the manufacturer.

I think you got so excited you pooped your pants... or in this case, the
sheets!!!  LOL

"My scrotum was royal blue by this time and my testicles
were bouncing like jumping beans! She got up, screamed and ran out of
the house. And she won't talk to me anymore."
Can you blame her?

I think she's a gold-digger. She's just after my assets and I'm just
after her ass.

[Tian]

A 1996 D dime goes in the pink piggy bank.

[An Unknown Liberal]

A person claiming to be Tian said this...

Post by Tian
A 1996 D dime goes in the pink piggy bank.

You store them in your rectum? That's assuming that you're a pinko.