Energy can not be created or destroyed you say ? Guess again... Gen. 1:1

[old man joe]

" In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. "
Gen. 1:1

******************************************

science goes sour when it trys to re-master the only truth available, namely, God's
Word... the 66 Books of the Bible.

as they attempt to polish up that old Catholic priests heresy, the Big Bang theory,
they distance themselves ever more from the simplicity of God's creation... simple in
that matter and life did not create itself because an Atheists said it did.

not peculiar are these philosophical theory's that they all come from Atheists.

" What profit is the idol when its maker has carved it, [Or] an image, a teacher
of falsehood? For [its] maker trusts in his [own] handiwork When he fashions
speechless idols." Hab 2:18

energy can not be created they say, but they hope to prove by cartoons that the
mass which makes up the entire universe was always there... that's the same as saying
" I was always here... my parents didn't bring me into being. "

let's goes backwards in time to the Atheists Theory of The Beginning...

here we have all the matter in the universe compacted into one big ball. it
explodes and the pieces form into our little galaxy. add in a lot of time and bingo,
man appears with a handful of theories.

Genesis 1:1 of the Atheist Theory goes like this... " In the beginning, all matter
was already there. "

Ge. 1:2 " It cooled off and brought forth life from itself by chance out of
absolute sterility from things never alive. "

Gen. 1:3 " First, it was a chicken; then it evolved into a dinosaur; then back to
a chicken. "

Gen. 1:4 " Man evolves from the ape though the ape is no smarter today than he was
millennium ago. "

Gen. 1:5 " Man makes God in his own image. "

Revelation 1:1 of the Atheist Theory of The Beginning goes like this...

" We don't need to answer with responsible science any of the above since cartoons
depicting our transient conclusions are sufficient. "





********************************************************

" Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ and you will be saved..."

( Acts 16:31a NASB )

[Phillip Buster]

I usually try to be more intelectual in my responses but in this case...
That has got to be the dumbest damn thing I've ever heard in my life!

Post by old man joe
" In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. "
Gen. 1:1
******************************************
science goes sour when it trys to re-master the only truth available, namely, God's
Word... the 66 Books of the Bible.
as they attempt to polish up that old Catholic priests heresy, the Big Bang theory,
they distance themselves ever more from the simplicity of God's creation... simple in
that matter and life did not create itself because an Atheists said it did.
not peculiar are these philosophical theory's that they all come from Atheists.
" What profit is the idol when its maker has carved it, [Or] an image, a teacher
of falsehood? For [its] maker trusts in his [own] handiwork When he fashions
speechless idols." Hab 2:18
energy can not be created they say, but they hope to prove by cartoons that the
mass which makes up the entire universe was always there... that's the same as saying
" I was always here... my parents didn't bring me into being. "
let's goes backwards in time to the Atheists Theory of The Beginning...
here we have all the matter in the universe compacted into one big ball.
it
explodes and the pieces form into our little galaxy. add in a lot of time and bingo,
man appears with a handful of theories.
Genesis 1:1 of the Atheist Theory goes like this... " In the beginning, all matter
was already there. "
Ge. 1:2 " It cooled off and brought forth life from itself by chance out of
absolute sterility from things never alive. "
Gen. 1:3 " First, it was a chicken; then it evolved into a dinosaur; then back to
a chicken. "
Gen. 1:4 " Man evolves from the ape though the ape is no smarter today than he was
millennium ago. "
Gen. 1:5 " Man makes God in his own image. "
Revelation 1:1 of the Atheist Theory of The Beginning goes like this...
" We don't need to answer with responsible science any of the above since cartoons
depicting our transient conclusions are sufficient. "
********************************************************
" Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ and you will be saved..."
( Acts 16:31a NASB )

[Phillip Buster]

Quoting one line from an ancient text, containing stories that were orally
pasted on for generations before they were written down does not prove your
point. But, If you would like evidence of scientific principal, grab a metal
butter knife and stick it in a light socket. We you regain conciseness, you
will be a believer!

Post by old man joe
" In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. "
Gen. 1:1
******************************************
science goes sour when it trys to re-master the only truth available, namely, God's
Word... the 66 Books of the Bible.
as they attempt to polish up that old Catholic priests heresy, the Big Bang theory,
they distance themselves ever more from the simplicity of God's creation... simple in
that matter and life did not create itself because an Atheists said it did.
not peculiar are these philosophical theory's that they all come from Atheists.
" What profit is the idol when its maker has carved it, [Or] an image, a teacher
of falsehood? For [its] maker trusts in his [own] handiwork When he fashions
speechless idols." Hab 2:18
energy can not be created they say, but they hope to prove by cartoons that the
mass which makes up the entire universe was always there... that's the same as saying
" I was always here... my parents didn't bring me into being. "
let's goes backwards in time to the Atheists Theory of The Beginning...
here we have all the matter in the universe compacted into one big ball.
it
explodes and the pieces form into our little galaxy. add in a lot of time and bingo,
man appears with a handful of theories.
Genesis 1:1 of the Atheist Theory goes like this... " In the beginning, all matter
was already there. "
Ge. 1:2 " It cooled off and brought forth life from itself by chance out of
absolute sterility from things never alive. "
Gen. 1:3 " First, it was a chicken; then it evolved into a dinosaur; then back to
a chicken. "
Gen. 1:4 " Man evolves from the ape though the ape is no smarter today than he was
millennium ago. "
Gen. 1:5 " Man makes God in his own image. "
Revelation 1:1 of the Atheist Theory of The Beginning goes like this...
" We don't need to answer with responsible science any of the above since cartoons
depicting our transient conclusions are sufficient. "
********************************************************
" Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ and you will be saved..."
( Acts 16:31a NASB )

[Lee]

Post by old man joe
" In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. "
Gen. 1:1

So here we are again it seems on another OMJ thread, luckily no black eye or bloody nose this time but perhaps worse completly baffled as to what the loon is actually attempting to comunicate?

The usual building blocks are here... yes! So is OMJ actually a human or a simple chatterbot?

life from things never alive
Those atheist cartoons
The Catholic priest
The Big bang

Making an OMJ bot one could begin by assigning these to the variable $txtOMJ_crap[];

//PseudoCode

$OMJ_crap[0] = 'life came from things never alive';
$OMJ_crap[1]='those atheist cartoons';
$OMJ_crap[2=']the heretic Catholic priest';
$OMJ_crap[3]='the Big bang'

Maybe next would be to add some sentences to another variable, Lets call it $txtOMJ_BS[];

$txtOMJ_BS[0] = 'Those stupid Athiest believe that_';
$txtOMJ_BS[0] = 'They hope that_';
$txtOMJ_BS[0] = 'But we know that goes against the teachings of Jesus that_';
$txtOMJ_BS[0] = 'The Atheist theory_';

This could be expanded a little further to make a full functioning OMJ bot dialogue

and finish by using the random function to choose from the above $trings and print them

For C=1 to 8

n1 = RND(1*4)
n2 = RND(1*4)

doc.write( $OMJ_crap[n1] + $txtOMJ_BS[n2] );

end C

This is not meant to be a demonstration of a complicted computer program but to argue that OMJ is either a complete simpleton or indeed a chatBot script.

[Ken]

And a Senile Old Troll is He

[Father Haskell]

  science goes sour when it trys to re-master the only truth available, namely, God's
Word... the 666 Books of the Bible.

Whatever.

[Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher]

You don't need a god to have directed evolution. Already you are
directing the evolution of bacteria, plants, and animals for your
farms.

  " In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. "  
Gen. 1:1
                ******************************************
  science goes sour when it trys to re-master the only truth available, namely, God's
Word... the 66 Books of the Bible.
  as they attempt to polish up that old Catholic priests heresy, the Big Bang theory,
they distance themselves ever more from the simplicity of God's creation... simple in
that matter and life did not create itself because an Atheists said it did.
  not peculiar are these philosophical theory's that they all come from Atheists.
    " What profit is the idol when its maker has carved it, [Or] an image, a teacher
of falsehood? For [its] maker trusts in his [own] handiwork When he fashions
speechless idols."  Hab 2:18
  energy can not be created they say,  but they hope to prove by cartoons that the
mass which makes up the entire universe was always there... that's the same as saying
" I was always here... my parents didn't bring me into being. "
  let's goes backwards in time to the Atheists Theory of The Beginning...
  here we have all the matter in the universe compacted into one big ball.  it
explodes and the pieces form into our little galaxy.  add in a lot of time and bingo,
man appears with a handful of theories.
  Genesis 1:1 of the Atheist Theory goes like this... " In the beginning, all matter
was already there. "
  Ge. 1:2  " It cooled off and brought forth life from itself by chance out of
absolute sterility from things never alive. "
  Gen. 1:3  " First, it was a chicken; then it evolved into a dinosaur; then back to
a chicken. "
  Gen. 1:4 " Man evolves from the ape though the ape is no smarter today than he was
millennium ago. "
  Gen. 1:5 " Man makes God in his own image. "
  Revelation 1:1 of the Atheist Theory of The Beginning goes like this...
  " We don't need to answer with responsible science any of the above since cartoons
depicting our transient conclusions are sufficient. "
********************************************************
" Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ and you will be saved..."
( Acts 16:31a  NASB )

[Father Haskell]

On Jun 24, 12:04 am, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
You don't need a god to have directed evolution. Already you are
directing the evolution of bacteria, plants, and animals for your
farms.

Everything you eat is a creation of humans. If Alta Kaker
Joe was sincere, he'd say grace to the gods DuPont,
Monsanto, and Archer-Daniels Midland.

[TheEnder]

Post by old man joe
" We don't need to answer with responsible science any of the above since cartoons
depicting our transient conclusions are sufficient. "

Um, what part of the bible has anything to do with responsible science?
Also, it seems that in all your posts you are trying to accuse science of
not being "scientific". Not exactly sure how thats possible.

[St. Jackanapes]

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, TheEnder wrote...

Post by TheEnder

Post by old man joe
" We don't need to answer with responsible science any of the above since cartoons
depicting our transient conclusions are sufficient. "

Um, what part of the bible has anything to do with responsible science?
Also, it seems that in all your posts you are trying to accuse science of
not being "scientific". Not exactly sure how thats possible.

That's because OMJ is a complete idiot.

[Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher]

You're faith in science blinds you to how feeble human science. Your
insistence on proofs and evidence and other transient hide from you
the true nature of reality. You think reality is so hard and soft, but
if you look at closely it is almost all empty space.

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, TheEnder wrote...

Post by TheEnder

  " We don't need to answer with responsible science any of the above
  since cartoons
depicting our transient conclusions are sufficient. "

Um, what part of the bible has anything to do with responsible science?
Also, it seems that in all your posts you are trying to accuse science of
not being "scientific". Not exactly sure how thats possible.

That's because OMJ is a complete idiot.
--
St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
-----------------------------------------------------------
A)http://www.jackanapes.wsB)http://www.voy.com/20630/
   C)http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/jesusHchrist.jp
----------------------------------------------
The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
  ~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung

[Father Haskell]

On Jul 2, 3:30 am, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
You're faith in science blinds you to how feeble human science. Your
insistence on proofs and evidence and other transient hide from you
the true nature of reality. You think reality is so hard and soft, but
if you look at closely it is almost all empty space.

"Feeble human science" -- courtesy of the godless
communist Union of godless Soviet Socialist
Republics:

[Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher]

http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap020316.html

There are no mares on the other side of the moon. As can be seen by
the elemental composition, the mares are result of an advance
technology that melted down, scarring the facing of the moon. In fact
they were planetary modulators that formed a single quantum state with
other modulators around the universe. The modulators allowed large
objects to be encoded into high energy photons and instantly
transmitted between modulators no far they appeared to be from each
other.

The modulator in action can be seen in this image drawn from the race
memory
Loading Image...
although rather than opening to the Earth to demons, it opened the
Earth to other worlds.

So your vanity over mere nuclear weapons does not impress me.

Post by Father Haskell
On Jul 2, 3:30 am, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
You're faith in science blinds you to how feeble human science. Your
insistence on proofs and evidence and other transient hide from you
the true nature of reality. You think reality is so hard and soft, but
if you look at closely it is almost all empty space.

"Feeble human science" -- courtesy of the godless
communist Union of godless Soviet Socialist
http://youtu.be/M83zeqcwA7Y

[Father Haskell]

On Jul 2, 4:47 am, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap020316.html
There are no mares on the other side of the moon. As can be seen by
the elemental composition, the mares are result of an advance
technology that melted down, scarring the facing of the moon.

Tidal force, Earth pulling at the moon's interior.

[Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher]

If the moon's mass had been symmetrically distributed, the moon's
interior would have been tugged in every direction as it rotated, and
it would have remained balanced. It is the weight of the former metal
machinery that put the moon off balance and locked its revolution and
rotation.

Post by Father Haskell
On Jul 2, 4:47 am, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap020316.html
There are no mares on the other side of the moon. As can be seen by
the elemental composition, the mares are result of an advance
technology that melted down, scarring the facing of the moon.

Tidal force, Earth pulling at the moon's interior.

[Father Haskell]

On Jul 2, 6:27 pm, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
If the moon's mass had been symmetrically distributed,

It isn't.

[Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher]

It is not now. It was originally.

Post by Father Haskell
On Jul 2, 6:27 pm, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
If the moon's mass had been symmetrically distributed,

It isn't.

[Father Haskell]

On Jul 3, 1:25 am, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
It is not now. It was originally.

Originally, it was a rather large rock that smacked into the Earth
and ripped the living shit out of it.

[Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher]

No. The earth and moon condensed as rotating bodies from the collision
debris. Each was large enough to condense into symmetrical spheres.
Their rotation made them symmetrical; just like a potter's wheel, the
potter only touches part of the pot at a time, but the spinning wheel
keeps it symmetrical. The mass asymmetry and subsequent rotation lock
occurred later when the planetary modulator was built on the moon.
""on the same day all the fountains of the great deep were broken up,
and the windows of heaven were opened," is legend remembering the
effect the day the moon's rotation locked, forcing the moon to jump to
a higher orbit and massive disruptions on the Earth.

Post by Father Haskell
On Jul 3, 1:25 am, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
It is not now. It was originally.

Originally, it was a rather large rock that smacked into the Earth
and ripped the living shit out of it.

[Father Haskell]

On Jul 3, 10:16 pm, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
No. The earth and moon condensed as rotating bodies from the collision
debris. Each was large enough to condense into symmetrical spheres.
Their rotation made them symmetrical; just like a potter's wheel, the
potter only touches part of the pot at a time, but the spinning wheel
keeps it symmetrical. The mass asymmetry and subsequent rotation lock
occurred later when the planetary modulator was built on the moon.
""on the same day all the fountains of the great deep were broken up,
and the windows of heaven were opened," is legend remembering the
effect the day the moon's rotation locked, forcing the moon to jump to
a higher orbit and massive disruptions on the Earth.

Bible legends only prove that the teller was out of his
gourd on either wine or ergot-infested grain. You'd do
as well if not better to smoke some flakes and put the
hallucinations into words.

[Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher]

It records events that happened but have been distorted through
retelling. Noah and the breaking of cities in the Rigveda refer to
vast tectonic disturbances caused when the Moon's rotation lock.
Similarly there was no tunnel through the Himalayas to Shangri-la--but
there was a quantum tunnel through the Dalai Lama's throne to other
worlds

Post by Father Haskell
On Jul 3, 10:16 pm, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
No. The earth and moon condensed as rotating bodies from the collision
debris. Each was large enough to condense into symmetrical spheres.
Their rotation made them symmetrical; just like a potter's wheel, the
potter only touches part of the pot at a time, but the spinning wheel
keeps it symmetrical. The mass asymmetry and subsequent rotation lock
occurred later when the planetary modulator was built on the moon.
""on the same day all the fountains of the great deep were broken up,
and the windows of heaven were opened," is legend remembering the
effect the day the moon's rotation locked, forcing the moon to jump to
a higher orbit and massive disruptions on the Earth.

Bible legends only prove that the teller was out of his
gourd on either wine or ergot-infested grain.  You'd do
as well if not better to smoke some flakes and put the
hallucinations into words.

[Father Haskell]

On Jul 4, 3:57 am, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
It records events that happened but have been distorted through
retelling. Noah and the breaking of cities in the Rigveda refer to
vast tectonic disturbances caused when the Moon's rotation lock.
Similarly there was no tunnel through the Himalayas to Shangri-la--but
there was a quantum tunnel through the Dalai Lama's throne to other
worlds

When did you stop doing acid? I mean, assuming
you've actually stopped doing acid?

[Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher]

Why are you so negative? You would not know an enhanced individual if
he can up and punched out your teeth,

Post by Father Haskell
On Jul 4, 3:57 am, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
It records events that happened but have been distorted through
retelling. Noah and the breaking of cities in the Rigveda refer to
vast tectonic disturbances caused when the Moon's rotation lock.
Similarly there was no tunnel through the Himalayas to Shangri-la--but
there was a quantum tunnel through the Dalai Lama's throne to other
worlds

When did you stop doing acid?  I mean, assuming
you've actually stopped doing acid?

[Father Haskell]

On Jul 4, 7:12 am, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
Why are you so negative?

Why are you so unbelievable?

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
You would not know an enhanced individual if
he can up and punched out your teeth,

Informal, ad baculum / appeal to force. By extension,
the goal of chess is to be the first to throw the board
across the room. And stab your opponent.

[Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher]

It thanks to you that humans will be abandoned. I hope you can laugh
when your lungs are full of volcanic dust and the flood covers you in
a tidal wave.

Post by Father Haskell
On Jul 4, 7:12 am, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
Why are you so negative?

Why are you so unbelievable?

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
You would not know an enhanced individual if
he can up and punched out your teeth,

Informal, ad baculum / appeal to force.  By extension,
the goal of chess is to be the first to throw the board
across the room.  And stab your opponent.

[Father Haskell]

On Jul 5, 2:53 am, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
It thanks to you that humans will be abandoned. I hope you can laugh
when your lungs are full of volcanic dust and the flood covers you in
a tidal wave.

You're an even more rotten chess player than I thought.

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher

Post by Father Haskell
On Jul 4, 7:12 am, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
Why are you so negative?

Why are you so unbelievable?

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
You would not know an enhanced individual if
he can up and punched out your teeth,

Informal, ad baculum / appeal to force.  By extension,
the goal of chess is to be the first to throw the board
across the room.  And stab your opponent.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

[Ahriman]

"Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher"
Why are you so negative? You would not know an enhanced individual if
he can up and punched out your teeth,

I suspect an enhanced individual would be able to write better.

[St. Jackanapes]

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Ahriman wrote...

Post by Ahriman

"Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher"
Why are you so negative? You would not know an enhanced individual if
he can up and punched out your teeth,

I suspect an enhanced individual would be able to write better.

Great, Earth is only worth sending aliens from the bottom of the class.

[Ahriman]

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Ahriman wrote...

Post by Ahriman

"Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher"
Why are you so negative? You would not know an enhanced individual if
he can up and punched out your teeth,

I suspect an enhanced individual would be able to write better.

Great, Earth is only worth sending aliens from the bottom of the class.
--
St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
-----------------------------------------------------------
A) http://www.jackanapes.ws B) http://www.voy.com/20630/
C) http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/jesusHchrist.jpg
----------------------------------------------
The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung

Yeah, depressing thought, but not entirely unexpected. Especially if they
only know us through our TV transmissions.

[Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher]

You have not been abandoned because of your infantile stupidity. If a
damaged component has functionality in the collective. You have been
been abandoned because of your violence. It would infect the
collective like a cancer. Piiss off.

Post by Ahriman

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Ahriman wrote...

Post by Ahriman

"Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher"
Why are you so negative? You would not know an enhanced individual if
he can up and punched out your teeth,

I suspect an enhanced individual would be able to write better.

Great, Earth is only worth sending aliens from the bottom of the class.
--
St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
-----------------------------------------------------------
A)http://www.jackanapes.wsB)http://www.voy.com/20630/
  C)http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/jesusHchrist.jpg
----------------------------------------------
The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
 ~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung

Yeah, depressing thought, but not entirely unexpected. Especially if they
only know us through our TV transmissions.

[Father Haskell]

On Jul 18, 2:35 pm, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
You have not been abandoned because of your infantile stupidity. If a
damaged component has functionality in the collective. You have been
been abandoned because of your violence. It would infect the
collective like a cancer. Piiss off.

I've heard better lines from Eros in Plan Nine from Outer
Space.

[Father Haskell]

Post by Ahriman

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Ahriman wrote...

Post by Ahriman

"Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher"
Why are you so negative? You would not know an enhanced individual if
he can up and punched out your teeth,

I suspect an enhanced individual would be able to write better.

Great, Earth is only worth sending aliens from the bottom of the class.
--
St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
-----------------------------------------------------------
A)http://www.jackanapes.wsB)http://www.voy.com/20630/
  C)http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/jesusHchrist.jpg
----------------------------------------------
The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
 ~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung

Yeah, depressing thought, but not entirely unexpected. Especially if they
only know us through our TV transmissions.

Gilligan's Island is what, 45 light years out by now?

[Dan Listermann]

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Ahriman wrote...

Post by Ahriman

"Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher"
Why are you so negative? You would not know an enhanced individual if
he can up and punched out your teeth,

I suspect an enhanced individual would be able to write better.

Great, Earth is only worth sending aliens from the bottom of the class.

We are not really descended from other apes. We are descended from aliens
who decided to rid their planet of all unnecessary people like hairdressers,
accountants, marketing executives and phone sanitizers. Interestingly, the
mother planet's population was wiped out by a disease spread by unsanitized
pay phones.

[Ahriman]

Post by Dan Listermann

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Ahriman wrote...

Post by Ahriman

"Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher"
Why are you so negative? You would not know an enhanced individual if
he can up and punched out your teeth,

I suspect an enhanced individual would be able to write better.

Great, Earth is only worth sending aliens from the bottom of the class.

We are not really descended from other apes. We are descended from aliens
who decided to rid their planet of all unnecessary people like
hairdressers, accountants, marketing executives and phone sanitizers.
Interestingly, the mother planet's population was wiped out by a disease
spread by unsanitized pay phones.

Hehe, the old Golgafrincham hypothesis.

[Dan Listermann]

Post by Ahriman

Post by Dan Listermann

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Ahriman wrote...

Post by Ahriman

"Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher"
Why are you so negative? You would not know an enhanced individual if
he can up and punched out your teeth,

I suspect an enhanced individual would be able to write better.

Great, Earth is only worth sending aliens from the bottom of the class.

We are not really descended from other apes. We are descended from
aliens who decided to rid their planet of all unnecessary people like
hairdressers, accountants, marketing executives and phone sanitizers.
Interestingly, the mother planet's population was wiped out by a disease
spread by unsanitized pay phones.

Hehe, the old Golgafrincham hypothesis.

It is just as good as any creationists'.

Watch out for the coming of the Great White Handkerchief!

[Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher]

Up is down to a negative person like you. Go away.

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Ahriman wrote...

Post by Ahriman

"Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher"
Why are you so negative? You would not know an enhanced individual if
he can up and punched out your teeth,

I suspect an enhanced individual would be able to write better.

Great, Earth is only worth sending aliens from the bottom of the class.
--
St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
  ~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung

[St. Jackanapes]

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...

On Jul 2, 6:27 pm, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of bad grammar writ...

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
If the moon's mass had been symmetrically distributed,

It isn't.

Not in the least. This nitwit is obviously a product of our school
systems during the 70's & 80's, wouldn't you say? No grammar skills at
all and a complete lack of simple scientific knowledge about large
spheres in space...

[Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher]

The mares are only one face of the moon and they have a high
concentration of titanium, platinum, and other metals. The only
explanation is that they are the cites of ancient technology that was
destroyed in colossal accident. The reactor cores melted into the soil
and have been collecting into a precritical mass. A few more jolts to
the Moon will align the deposits into another meltdown. When the
Moon's balance changes, because it gravity coupled to the Earth, the
Earth will have apocalyptic tectonic activity.

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...

On Jul 2, 6:27 pm, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of bad grammar writ...

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
If the moon's mass had been symmetrically distributed,

It isn't.

Not in the least. This nitwit is obviously a product of our school
systems during the 70's & 80's, wouldn't you say? No grammar skills at
all and a complete lack of simple scientific knowledge about large
spheres in space...
--
St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
-----------------------------------------------------------
A)http://www.jackanapes.wsB)http://www.voy.com/20630/
   C)http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/jesusHchrist.jp
----------------------------------------------
The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
  ~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung

[Father Haskell]

On Jul 7, 1:04 am, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
The mares are only one face of the moon and they have a high
concentration of titanium, platinum, and other metals. The only
explanation is that they are the cites of ancient technology that was
destroyed in colossal accident. The reactor cores melted into the soil
and have been collecting into a precritical mass. A few more jolts to
the Moon will align the deposits into another meltdown. When the
Moon's balance changes, because it gravity coupled to the Earth, the
Earth will have apocalyptic tectonic activity.

May as well kill yourself now to avoid the horror
later.

[Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher]

You are nothing but negative. Go away.

Post by Father Haskell
On Jul 7, 1:04 am, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
The mares are only one face of the moon and they have a high
concentration of titanium, platinum, and other metals. The only
explanation is that they are the cites of ancient technology that was
destroyed in colossal accident. The reactor cores melted into the soil
and have been collecting into a precritical mass. A few more jolts to
the Moon will align the deposits into another meltdown. When the
Moon's balance changes, because it gravity coupled to the Earth, the
Earth will have apocalyptic tectonic activity.

May as well kill yourself now to avoid the horror
later.

[Father Haskell]

On Jul 7, 5:02 am, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
You are nothing but negative. Go away.

I am not using threats of mutilation as rhetorical devices.

[Ahriman]

"Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher"
The mares are only one face of the moon and they have a high
concentration of titanium, platinum, and other metals. The only
explanation is that they are the cites of ancient technology that was
destroyed in colossal accident. The reactor cores melted into the soil
and have been collecting into a precritical mass. A few more jolts to
the Moon will align the deposits into another meltdown. When the
Moon's balance changes, because it gravity coupled to the Earth, the
Earth will have apocalyptic tectonic activity.

Oh no, that's the ONLY explanation? Really? Is it? Really? The only
explanation is ALL the world?

Really?

[Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher]

Those who built the facilities do not need to another way to explain
what they did. Not all explanations are in or of your world.

Post by Ahriman

"Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher"
The mares are only one face of the moon and they have a high
concentration of titanium, platinum, and other metals. The only
explanation is that they are the cites of ancient technology that was
destroyed in colossal accident. The reactor cores melted into the soil
and have been collecting into a precritical mass. A few more jolts to
the Moon will align the deposits into another meltdown. When the
Moon's balance changes, because it gravity coupled to the Earth, the
Earth will have apocalyptic tectonic activity.

Oh no, that's the ONLY explanation? Really? Is it? Really? The only
explanation is ALL the world?
Really?

[Father Haskell]

On Jul 17, 4:55 pm, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
Those who built the facilities do not need to another way to explain
what they did. Not all explanations are in or of your world.

I've heard more reasonable utterances from the
mouth of Beldaur Conehead.

[Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher]

Your reason is confined to the narrowness of your eyesight. You would
claim it is not reasonable for China to exist. You are an internet
jerk.

Post by Father Haskell
On Jul 17, 4:55 pm, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
Those who built the facilities do not need to another way to explain
what they did. Not all explanations are in or of your world.

I've heard more reasonable utterances from the
mouth of Beldaur Conehead.

[Father Haskell]

On Jul 17, 11:29 pm, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
Your reason is confined to the narrowness of your eyesight. You would
claim it is not reasonable for China to exist. You are an internet
jerk.

And so the chess board flies across the room
when sixofnine throws a spazz attack.

[Ahriman]

"Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher"
<***@gmail.com> wrote in message news:5d6bb098-72f2-42f2-8cd2-***@32g2000yqj.googlegroups.com...
Those who built the facilities do not need to another way to explain
what they did. Not all explanations are in or of your world.

Post by Ahriman

"Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher"
The mares are only one face of the moon and they have a high
concentration of titanium, platinum, and other metals. The only
explanation is that they are the cites of ancient technology that was
destroyed in colossal accident. The reactor cores melted into the soil
and have been collecting into a precritical mass. A few more jolts to
the Moon will align the deposits into another meltdown. When the
Moon's balance changes, because it gravity coupled to the Earth, the
Earth will have apocalyptic tectonic activity.

Oh no, that's the ONLY explanation? Really? Is it? Really? The only
explanation is ALL the world?
Really?

I call schizophrenia.

[St. Jackanapes]

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
wrote...

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
The mares are only one face of the moon and they have a high
concentration of titanium, platinum, and other metals. The only
explanation is that they are the cites of ancient technology that was
destroyed in colossal accident. The reactor cores melted into the soil
and have been collecting into a precritical mass. A few more jolts to
the Moon will align the deposits into another meltdown. When the
Moon's balance changes, because it gravity coupled to the Earth, the
Earth will have apocalyptic tectonic activity.

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...

On Jul 2, 6:27 pm, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of bad grammar writ...

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
If the moon's mass had been symmetrically distributed,

It isn't.

Not in the least. This nitwit is obviously a product of our school
systems during the 70's & 80's, wouldn't you say? No grammar skills at
all and a complete lack of simple scientific knowledge about large
spheres in space...
--
St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
-----------------------------------------------------------
A)http://www.jackanapes.wsB)http://www.voy.com/20630/
   C)http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/jesusHchrist.jp
----------------------------------------------
The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
  ~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung

Top posting cunt.

[Father Haskell]

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
wrote...

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
The mares are only one face of the moon and they have a high
concentration of titanium, platinum, and other metals. The only
explanation is that they are the cites of ancient technology that was
destroyed in colossal accident. The reactor cores melted into the soil
and have been collecting into a precritical mass. A few more jolts to
the Moon will align the deposits into another meltdown. When the
Moon's balance changes, because it gravity coupled to the Earth, the
Earth will have apocalyptic tectonic activity.

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...

On Jul 2, 6:27 pm, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of bad grammar writ...

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
If the moon's mass had been symmetrically distributed,

It isn't.

Not in the least. This nitwit is obviously a product of our school
systems during the 70's & 80's, wouldn't you say? No grammar skills at
all and a complete lack of simple scientific knowledge about large
spheres in space...
--
St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
-----------------------------------------------------------
A)http://www.jackanapes.wsB)http://www.voy.com/20630/
   C)http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/jesusHchrist.jp
----------------------------------------------
The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
  ~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung

Top posting cunt.

I've a hunch he'll be hearing the word "cunt" a lot
in coming days.

[Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher]

I am no longer constrained by your rules, your orders, your tests,
your exams.

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
wrote...

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
The mares are only one face of the moon and they have a high
concentration of titanium, platinum, and other metals. The only
explanation is that they are the cites of ancient technology that was
destroyed in colossal accident. The reactor cores melted into the soil
and have been collecting into a precritical mass. A few more jolts to
the Moon will align the deposits into another meltdown. When the
Moon's balance changes, because it gravity coupled to the Earth, the
Earth will have apocalyptic tectonic activity.

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...

On Jul 2, 6:27 pm, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of bad grammar writ...

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
If the moon's mass had been symmetrically distributed,

It isn't.

Not in the least. This nitwit is obviously a product of our school
systems during the 70's & 80's, wouldn't you say? No grammar skills at
all and a complete lack of simple scientific knowledge about large
spheres in space...
--
St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
-----------------------------------------------------------
A)http://www.jackanapes.wsB)http://www.voy.com/20630/
   C)http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/jesusHchrist.jp
----------------------------------------------
The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
  ~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung

Top posting cunt.
--
St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
-----------------------------------------------------------
A)http://www.jackanapes.wsB)http://www.voy.com/20630/
   C)http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/jesusHchrist.jpg
----------------------------------------------
The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
  ~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung

[Father Haskell]

On Jul 18, 11:13 am, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
I am no longer constrained by your rules, your orders, your tests,
your exams.

That's right. We forgot --- you're jesus' bitch.

[Ahriman]

(Snip bullshit)

Someone watched Star Trek Voyager whilst having a bad trip and
simultaneously developing late-onset schizophrenia.. That's the only
explanation I can think of. That or being oxygen starved at birth.

[ranrod]

  " In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. "  
Gen. 1:1
                ******************************************
  science goes sour when it trys to re-master the only truth available, namely, God's
Word... the 66 Books of the Bible.
  as they attempt to polish up that old Catholic priests heresy, the Big Bang theory,
they distance themselves ever more from the simplicity of God's creation... simple in
that matter and life did not create itself because an Atheists said it did.
  not peculiar are these philosophical theory's that they all come from Atheists.
    " What profit is the idol when its maker has carved it, [Or] an image, a teacher
of falsehood? For [its] maker trusts in his [own] handiwork When he fashions
speechless idols."  Hab 2:18
  energy can not be created they say,  but they hope to prove by cartoons that the
mass which makes up the entire universe was always there... that's the same as saying
" I was always here... my parents didn't bring me into being. "
  let's goes backwards in time to the Atheists Theory of The Beginning...
  here we have all the matter in the universe compacted into one big ball.  it
explodes and the pieces form into our little galaxy.  add in a lot of time and bingo,
man appears with a handful of theories.
  Genesis 1:1 of the Atheist Theory goes like this... " In the beginning, all matter
was already there. "
  Ge. 1:2  " It cooled off and brought forth life from itself by chance out of
absolute sterility from things never alive. "
  Gen. 1:3  " First, it was a chicken; then it evolved into a dinosaur; then back to
a chicken. "
  Gen. 1:4 " Man evolves from the ape though the ape is no smarter today than he was
millennium ago. "
  Gen. 1:5 " Man makes God in his own image. "
  Revelation 1:1 of the Atheist Theory of The Beginning goes like this...
  " We don't need to answer with responsible science any of the above since cartoons
depicting our transient conclusions are sufficient. "
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" Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ and you will be saved..."
( Acts 16:31a  NASB )

Whenever everyone says something to the effect of, "The word of
God...", I always wonder... which god? There are so many to choose
from! Sure, it's obvious the author likes the flavor of Christianity,
but why stop there? There were gods that got revealed to us before
that, at the same time as that, and after that. It matters which one
because the message varies between them. Would my word be any less
credible than old man joe if I quoted the god Mars? Mars wanted
humans to be constantly fighting each other. By my estimates, Mars is
the most worshiped god in history, surely HE must be the most
accurate! old man joe sure seems to be following Mars right now!