God plays the Flute

[Father Haskell]

This is an atheist group, why would anyone be talking 'bout God?
Nice try...and the yammering will go on for days.   Why can't atheists
just go about their own business and shut up about God?   That's the
mystery.....

Because atheism is dependent on God. And it is an offense in the face
of God to deny Him.

Offending god is a victimless crime.

[St. Jackanapes]

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...

Post by Father Haskell

This is an atheist group, why would anyone be talking 'bout God?
Nice try...and the yammering will go on for days.   Why can't atheists
just go about their own business and shut up about God?   That's the
mystery.....

Because atheism is dependent on God. And it is an offense in the face
of God to deny Him.

Offending god is a victimless crime.

So, you claim that I have offended god by refusing to acknowledge his existence,
not behind his back, but right in front of his face?

If this is the case I demand to face my accuser. If I have offended his face by
denying that he exists then he must show the offended face to prove that I am a
lair.

[Jahnu]

Post by St. Jackanapes

Post by Father Haskell
Offending god is a victimless crime.

So, you claim that I have offended god by refusing to acknowledge his existence,
not behind his back, but right in front of his face?

You are far away from God.

Post by St. Jackanapes
If this is the case I demand to face my accuser. If I have offended his face by
denying that he exists then he must show the offended face to prove that I am a
lair.

God doesn't face anyone but the ones who have unalloyed devotion for
Him. He has agents, like mother nature and others to deal with
offenders. You will meet them soon enough. In all circumstances you'll
meet them at death. Here is what you can expect - Krishna says:

If you become conscious of Me, you will pass over all the obstacles of
conditioned life by My grace. If, however, you do not work in such
consciousness but act through false ego, not hearing Me, you will be
lost. (Bg. 18.58)

[St. Jackanapes]

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Jahnu said...

Post by Jahnu

Post by St. Jackanapes

Post by Father Haskell
Offending god is a victimless crime.

So, you claim that I have offended god by refusing to acknowledge his existence,
not behind his back, but right in front of his face?

You are far away from God.

That's not surprising. He either doesn't exist or he doesn't care.

Post by Jahnu

Post by St. Jackanapes
If this is the case I demand to face my accuser. If I have offended his face by
denying that he exists then he must show the offended face to prove that I am a
lair.

God doesn't face anyone but the ones who have unalloyed devotion for
Him.

Those with a desire to control other people and those who profit from an
association" with him.

Post by Jahnu
He has agents, like mother nature and others to deal with
offenders.

Superstition.

Post by Jahnu
You will meet them soon enough. In all circumstances you'll
meet them at death.

When I die Mother Nature is going to introduce herself? That's a big shock!

Post by Jahnu
If you become conscious of Me, you will pass over all the obstacles of
conditioned life by My grace. If, however, you do not work in such
consciousness but act through false ego, not hearing Me, you will be
lost. (Bg. 18.58)

That is a load of tripe, my psychotic friend. I do not hear god, not his satanic
pal Jesus because they do not exist. If a god/creator of life were real it wouldn't
be so petty to demand unthinking obedience only to get your reward after death.
That's a human construct - and a devious one at that.

[TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit]

What's the role of the Devil in all this after all?

[Father Haskell]

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Post by TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit
What's the role of the Devil in all this after all?

Someone for an xian to blame when he fucks up, generally.

[TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit]

Post by Father Haskell
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Post by TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit
What's the role of the Devil in all this after all?

Someone for an xian to blame when he fucks up, generally.

So the Devil is a escape goat for the Christians?

God and the Devil form a good duo.

[Father Haskell]

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Post by Father Haskell
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Post by TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit
What's the role of the Devil in all this after all?

Someone for an xian to blame when he fucks up, generally.

So the Devil is a escape goat for the Christians?
God and the Devil form a good duo.

God owes Satan for everything.

[TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit]

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Post by TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit
What's the role of the Devil in all this after all?

Someone for an xian to blame when he fucks up, generally.

So the Devil is a escape goat for the Christians?
God and the Devil form a good duo.

God owes Satan for everything.

The minute Satan beats the drum the Christians go dancing.

God plays Bach.

[Father Haskell]

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Post by TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit
What's the role of the Devil in all this after all?

Someone for an xian to blame when he fucks up, generally.

So the Devil is a escape goat for the Christians?
God and the Devil form a good duo.

God owes Satan for everything.

The minute Satan beats the drum the Christians go dancing.
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PDQ.

[TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit]

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Post by TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit
What's the role of the Devil in all this after all?

Someone for an xian to blame when he fucks up, generally.

So the Devil is a escape goat for the Christians?
God and the Devil form a good duo.

God owes Satan for everything.

The minute Satan beats the drum the Christians go dancing.
God plays Bach.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

PDQ.

Adam & Eve played the flute. Drums have a meaning in evolution...

[Father Haskell]

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Post by TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit
What's the role of the Devil in all this after all?

Someone for an xian to blame when he fucks up, generally.

So the Devil is a escape goat for the Christians?
God and the Devil form a good duo.

God owes Satan for everything.

The minute Satan beats the drum the Christians go dancing.
God plays Bach.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

PDQ.

Adam & Eve played the flute. Drums have a meaning in evolution...

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New age "drumming" is a bore and an ordeal to have to sit
through. If it ain't Keith Moon or John Bonham or Carmine
Appice, it's not worth a fuck.

[TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit]

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Post by TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit
What's the role of the Devil in all this after all?

Someone for an xian to blame when he fucks up, generally.

So the Devil is a escape goat for the Christians?
God and the Devil form a good duo.

God owes Satan for everything.

The minute Satan beats the drum the Christians go dancing.
God plays Bach.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

PDQ.

Adam & Eve played the flute. Drums have a meaning in evolution...

quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

New age "drumming" is a bore and an ordeal to have to sit
through.  If it ain't Keith Moon or John Bonham or Carmine
Appice, it's not worth a fuck.

But the drums from the jungle can feel liberating to the monkeys,
including the Christians.

[Father Haskell]

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Post by TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit
What's the role of the Devil in all this after all?

Someone for an xian to blame when he fucks up, generally.

So the Devil is a escape goat for the Christians?
God and the Devil form a good duo.

God owes Satan for everything.

The minute Satan beats the drum the Christians go dancing.
God plays Bach.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

PDQ.

Adam & Eve played the flute. Drums have a meaning in evolution...

text -
- Show quoted text -

New age "drumming" is a bore and an ordeal to have to sit
through.  If it ain't Keith Moon or John Bonham or Carmine
Appice, it's not worth a fuck.

But the drums from the jungle can feel liberating to the monkeys,
including the Christians.- Hide quoted text -
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Moonie would spike their Purina Monkey Chow with
Mandrax. Just for laughs.

[TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit]

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Post by TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit
What's the role of the Devil in all this after all?

Someone for an xian to blame when he fucks up, generally.

So the Devil is a escape goat for the Christians?
God and the Devil form a good duo.

God owes Satan for everything.

The minute Satan beats the drum the Christians go dancing.
God plays Bach.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

PDQ.

Adam & Eve played the flute. Drums have a meaning in evolution...

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- Show quoted text -

New age "drumming" is a bore and an ordeal to have to sit
through.  If it ain't Keith Moon or John Bonham or Carmine
Appice, it's not worth a fuck.

But the drums from the jungle can feel liberating to the monkeys,
including the Christians.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

Moonie would spike their Purina Monkey Chow with
Mandrax.  Just for laughs.

Monkeys don't like masters or fairy tales. They say, "Sic gorgiamus
allos subjectatos nunc" (We gladly feast on those who would subdue
us).

The above is either pig latin or dog latin, but monkeys talk very
similar, perhaps a combination of the two. See...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_Latin

[TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit]

Monkey Latin:

"monachus est sapiens" (the monkey is wise)

"ovis eat banana" (the sheep eat banana)

"exspectata ut jungle" (welcome to the jungle), etc.

[TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit]

This is what I call "jungle language"...

(I actually quote this, which seems to be machine translated. It
sounds like the Bible to me)

Monkeys eat bananas

Scientists will be four monkeys in a sealed room, very little food to
feed every day, so that monkeys hungry. Several days later, the
experimenter in the gucci vintage room cheap handbags above the hole
down a bunch of bananas, a big hungry dizziness monkeys into a before,
but leather handbags when it is not got bananas, it was thrown by
default organs boiling hot water out of the body are injured, when the
back of three monkeys wholesale jewelry in order to climb up to
fashion handbag get the banana, the same as scalded by hot water.
therefore had no choice but to look "banana" they can not afford.

Several days later, the experimenter for the monkeys to enter into a
new room, when miu miu bag the new miu miu handbags stomach hungry
monkeys also want to try miu miu purse to climb go bananas when the
other three had been immediately put an end to the old monkeys, and
this is dangerous, do not try. Experimenter change a monkey to enter,
when this new monkey want to eat bananas when interesting things
happen, and this is not only the remaining two old monkeys to stop it,
even not being a semi-new monkey burns strongly prevented . Experiment
to continue, when all the monkeys have been replaced, no burns have
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also eliminated, bananas at bag your fingertips, but no one went to
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[Kadaitcha Man]

"TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit", thou rabid very
renegado. Thou are the must chaff, and ye are smelt above the moon. Ye

Post by TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit
This is what I call "jungle language"...
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FUCKING LEERY GOOSEBERRY-MAKER! FUCKING BABY JUICE! TAILING SEXUAL
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HARDASS! BEAT YOUR MEAT! to feed every PAUNCHY PARIAH! FUCKING SHUT
UP! day, so that FUCKING BITCHEN-TWITCHEN! RANCID CHISELER! monkeys
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default organs LOVE DART! FUCKING ASS GAMES! THIGH! boiling hot water
BUTT BREATH! out of the SUBSERVIENT GOOD-FOR-NOTHING! body are
injured, INVIDIOUS RED-LIGHT SISTER! when the back HARD UP TORTILLAS!
WANK! of three monkeys FUCKING BINT! FUCKING BALL-CUTTER! wholesale
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ASS-BITE! FUCKING GUSHER! as scalded by FUCKING CUNTBREATH! hot
water. therefore ASS FARMER! had no choice BUTTERY LADY-OF-THE-TOWN!
but to look FUCKING COON! FUCKING MR BAT SHIT! "banana" they can
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GERONTOLOGICAL BILLABONGS! DIABETIC BEAT MOLL! TONE-DEAF PANHANDLER!
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BUTTERFINGERED GIVER-AND-TAKER! ASS BLASTER! to enter into a BONE
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bag the new SHOOT YOUR WAD! FUCKING NYMPHOMANIAC! miu miu handbags
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DICK SUCKER! BLIND DRUNK X-LEGGED SEX SESSIONS! FESTERED SORE! purse
to climb go JEW! PISS TUBE! FUCKING FAT FINGER! bananas when the
other FUCKING GOATS! DICK WIPE! FUCKING SAVOURLESS OLD TOOTHLESS!
three had been immediately THREADBARE TONSILS! put an end to
MARXIST-LENINIST TATTIES! HAUGHTY WOMAN OF THE TOWN! the old monkeys,
and HUNCH-BACKED PANHANDLER! this is dangerous, do GERBIL! not try.
Experimenter change KRAUT! GESTATIONAL SPUNK SPITTER! MOON-FACED
JIGGLING BONE! FUCKING TINSEL VAGRANT! a monkey to enter, FUCKING
BITCHES' CHRISTMAS! HARD-BAKED STINKHOLE-BAY! when this new monkey
FUCKING BLACK-ASS! FUCKING BOSOMS! want to eat bananas SMACKING YOUR
LIPS OVER MY DICK! when interesting things happen, LABIA! FUCKING
QUEER! TITS! and this is not CRAZY HONEYPOT CLEAVER! IMPATIENT
EYE-OF-THE-ASS! only the remaining two LOUTISH DRAIN-PIPE! old
monkeys to stop INFESTED MAMMIES! TWAT! it, even not being HALF-FACED
POT HOLDER! a semi-new monkey burns FUCKING LOVE PILLOWS! strongly
prevented . Experiment SWING BOTH WAYS! STOPPED-UP FURRY FRONT
BOTTOM! SCUM! to continue, when all FUCKING GUTLESS REPRODUCTIVE
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Finally, you got something at least approaching right.

[Kadaitcha Man]

"TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit", thou putrefying
mountain foreigner. Thy intellect is not replenished, thou art only an

Post by TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit
"monachus est sapiens" (the monkey is wise)

Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant.

Post by TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit
"ovis eat banana" (the sheep eat banana)

Quid agis faces tuas comas sic facere.

Post by TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit
"exspectata ut jungle" (welcome to the jungle), etc.

Id imperfectum manet dum confectum erit.

[TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit]

Post by Kadaitcha Man
"TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit", thou putrefying
mountain foreigner. Thy intellect is not replenished, thou art only an

Post by TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit
"monachus est sapiens" (the monkey is wise)

Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant.

Post by TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit
"ovis eat banana" (the sheep eat banana)

Quid agis faces tuas comas sic facere.

Post by TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit
"exspectata ut jungle" (welcome to the jungle), etc.

Id imperfectum manet dum confectum erit.

THE WISE TIBETAN MONKEY SAYS

(in plain Latin-Jungle language)

"vos can eat meus banana!"

[Mad as a Box of Frogs]

Ti<FUCK RIGHT OFF THANKS> wrote:



They're NEVER kOoky or fuNny. Filtering by author or subject is a snap.
Killfiling every asshole atheist and Xristian and the stinky armpit
short-cock newsgroups thay jagoff in isn't.


How 'bout you lot fuck right off and stay in your stinky armpit
newsgroups now thanks.

[Jahnu]

Post by Mad as a Box of Frogs
They're NEVER kOoky or fuNny. Filtering by author or subject is a snap.
Killfiling every asshole atheist and Xristian and the stinky armpit
short-cock newsgroups thay jagoff in isn't.
How 'bout you lot fuck right off and stay in your stinky armpit
newsgroups now thanks.

Krishna says:

If you become conscious of Me, you will pass over all the obstacles of
conditioned life by My grace. If, however, you do not work in such
consciousness but act through false ego, not hearing Me, you will be
lost. (Bg. 18.58)

[TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit]

Post by Father Haskell

Post by Father Haskell
Moonie would spike their Purina Monkey Chow with
Mandrax. Just for laughs.

(snip)
Go back to telling Italian jokes.

Italian jokes are sick...

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[Jahnu]

Post by Father Haskell
Moonie would spike their Purina Monkey Chow with
Mandrax.  Just for laughs.

Krishna says:

To those who are constantly devoted to serving Me with love, I give
the understanding by which they can come to Me. (Bg. 10.10)

[Father Haskell]

Post by Father Haskell
Moonie would spike their Purina Monkey Chow with
Mandrax.  Just for laughs.

(snip)

Go back to telling Italian jokes.

[Jahnu]

Post by Father Haskell
Go back to telling Italian jokes.

Krishna says:

I am the source of all spiritual and material worlds. Everything
emanates from Me. The wise who perfectly know this engage in My
devotional service and worship Me with all their hearts. (Bg.10.8)

[Father Haskell]

Post by Jahnu

Post by Father Haskell
Go back to telling Italian jokes.

I am the source of all spiritual and material worlds. Everything
emanates from Me.

Including Italian jokes?

[Jahnu]

Post by Father Haskell
Including Italian jokes?

What do you think?

Krishna says:

O son of Kunti, I am the taste of water, the light of the sun and the
moon, the syllable oà in the Vedic mantras; I am the sound in ether
and ability in man. (Bg. 7.8)

[Father Haskell]

Post by Jahnu

Post by Father Haskell
Including Italian jokes?

What do you think?
O son of Kunti,

Chicken George?

[Jahnu]

Post by Father Haskell
Chicken George?

Here is why you are willing to believe in even the most retarded
nonsense - Krishna says:

Those who are thus bewildered are attracted by demonic and atheistic
views. In that deluded condition, their hopes for liberation, their
fruitive activities, and their culture of knowledge are all defeated.
(Bg. 9.12)

[Father Haskell]

Post by Father Haskell
Chicken George?

The son of Kunti Kinte.

Or do you think slavery didn't happen, either?

[Jahnu]

On Apr 11, 10:14 am, Father Haskell <***@yahoo.com> wrote:

<bla bla>

Here is why you are so deluded - Krishna says:

Those who are thus bewildered are attracted by demonic and atheistic
views. In that deluded condition, their hopes for liberation, their
fruitive activities, and their culture of knowledge are all defeated.
(Bg. 9.12)

[Father Haskell]

Post by Jahnu
<bla bla>

Cut the whole slavery thread.

I forgot I'm arguing with someone who probably has a
jockey on his lawn. Painting it blue and hanging floral
garlands about its neck makes no difference, it's still
a jockey.

[Jahnu]

Post by Father Haskell
I forgot I'm arguing with someone who probably has a
jockey on his lawn.  Painting it blue and hanging floral
garlands about its neck makes no difference, it's still
a jockey.

Krishna says:

If you become conscious of Me, you will pass over all the obstacles of
conditioned life by My grace. If, however, you do not work in such
consciousness but act through false ego, not hearing Me, you will be
lost. (Bg. 18.58)

[Xan Du]

Post by Jahnu

Post by Father Haskell
I forgot I'm arguing with someone who probably has a
jockey on his lawn. Painting it blue and hanging floral
garlands about its neck makes no difference, it's still
a jockey.

If you become conscious of Me, you will pass over all the obstacles of
conditioned life by My grace. If, however, you do not work in such
consciousness but act through false ego, not hearing Me, you will be
lost. (Bg. 18.58)

Oh, so that's the price of tea in China now. Thanks.

-Xan

[Jahnu]

On Apr 12, 5:01 am, Xan Du <***@yahoo.com> wrote:

<blither blather>

Here is why - Krishna says:

Those who are thus bewildered are attracted by demonic and atheistic
views. In that deluded condition, their hopes for liberation, their
fruitive activities, and their culture of knowledge are all defeated.
(Bg.9.12)

[Jahnu]

On Apr 9, 12:36 am, "TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit"

Post by TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit
What's the role of the Devil in all this after all?

The Devil is a Christian construct. Total speculation. As if God had
any opponents that He couldn't control. In the Vaishnava religion the
equivalent would be goddess Kali - the personified material energy.
She is a devotee of Krishna whose task it is to keep all living
entities in illusion. There is also the person Kali - the
personification of the present age of darkness, but it is all part of
Krishna's design to satisfy those fallen souls who want to enjoy
separately from Him. You can't leave your eternal nature, come to the
material world in order to enjoy a material body without being in
complete illusion. That illusion is supplied by God through His
external energy - Maya, goddess Durga or Kali. She is the wife of Lord
Shiva - the destroyer.

Krishna says:

This material nature, which is one of My energies, is working under My
direction, O son of Kunti, producing all moving and nonmoving beings.
Under its rule this manifestation is created and annihilated again and
again. (Bg. 9.10)

[Jahnu]

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Jahnu said...

Post by Jahnu
You are far away from God.

That's not surprising. He either doesn't exist or he doesn't care.

Krishna cares, but YOU don't care about Him. So He doesn't impose
Himself.

Post by St. Jackanapes

Post by Jahnu
God doesn't face anyone but the ones who have unalloyed devotion for
Him.

Those with a desire to control other people and those who profit from an
association" with him.

There is only one profit from associating with Krishna - pure love for
Him and liberation from samsara - the eternal cycle of birth and
death.

Post by St. Jackanapes

Post by Jahnu
He has agents, like mother nature and others to deal with
offenders.

Superstition.

You'll see.

Post by St. Jackanapes

Post by Jahnu
You will meet them soon enough. In all circumstances you'll
meet them at death.

When I die Mother Nature is going to introduce herself? That's a big shock!

When you see the messengers of death, you'll get a big shock, that's a
fact. When that time comes, try to remember Krishna's name, because
that is the only thing that can save you.

Post by St. Jackanapes
That is a load of tripe, my psychotic friend. I do not hear god, not his satanic
pal Jesus because they do not exist. If a god/creator of life were real it wouldn't
be so petty to demand unthinking obedience only to get your reward after death.
That's a human construct - and a devious one at that.

Here is why you believe that - Krishna says:

Those miscreants who are grossly foolish, who are lowest among
mankind, whose knowledge is stolen by illusion, and who partake of the
atheistic nature of demons do not surrender unto Me. (Bg. 7.15)

[Yap]

Post by Jahnu

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Jahnu said...

Post by Jahnu
You are far away from God.

That's not surprising. He either doesn't exist or he doesn't care.

Krishna cares, but YOU don't care about Him. So He doesn't impose
Himself.

Then why should an idiot like you trying to do on its behalf?

Post by Jahnu

Post by St. Jackanapes

Post by Jahnu
God doesn't face anyone but the ones who have unalloyed devotion for
Him.

Those with a desire to control other people and those who profit from an
association" with him.

There is only one profit from associating with Krishna - pure love for
Him and liberation from samsara - the eternal cycle of birth and
death.

Can it leave us alone since we don't have anything to do with it?
Each of us is independent of a cycle of birth/death in our life. Our
existence is a process, in our hand and there is no being capable to
interfere, except in your bird brain.

Post by Jahnu

Post by St. Jackanapes

Post by Jahnu
He has agents, like mother nature and others to deal with
offenders.

Superstition.

You'll see.

We all see very clearly of your superstition, a fact you ignore.

Post by Jahnu

Post by St. Jackanapes

Post by Jahnu
You will meet them soon enough. In all circumstances you'll
meet them at death.

When I die Mother Nature is going to introduce herself? That's a big shock!

When you see the messengers of death, you'll get a big shock, that's a
fact. When that time comes, try to remember Krishna's name, because
that is the only thing that can save you.

What messenger?
If, it is the messenger that is bring a death, shouldn't you be
fighting it when you do not wish to depart? You are a coward and in
real circumstances no nothing can save you.

Post by Jahnu

Post by St. Jackanapes
That is a load of tripe, my psychotic friend. I do not hear god, not his satanic
pal Jesus because they do not exist. If a god/creator of life were real it wouldn't
be so petty to demand unthinking obedience only to get your reward after death.
That's a human construct - and a devious one at that.

Yet this Jahnu guy is so hopelessly naive, the same as all the x'tian
bigots.
His tune is almost the same as the likes of duke, madman, patrick...

Post by Jahnu
Those miscreants who are grossly foolish, who are lowest among
mankind, whose knowledge is stolen by illusion, and who partake of the
atheistic nature of demons do not surrender unto Me. (Bg. 7.15)