Health tips from a fundamentalist christian.

[Evrum Delen]

A fundamentalist christian has tips on how to maintain perfect health.

1. Eat uncooked food one day each week.

2. Fast at least three meals a week.

3. Do not eat fast.

4. Do not drink things real hot or real cold.

5. Do not drink liquids with your meals.

6. Drink your fruit juices at least forty-five minutes before you eat
and wait at least two hours after you eat before you drink fruit
juices or vegetable juices.

7. DO NOT eat starches, sugar, or sweet fruits such as raisins, dates,
and figs with meats or fruits such as grapefruit, oranges, lemons,
apples, pears, peaches, etc.

8. Avoid fried foods, gravies, hot sauces, and black pepper.

9. Drink a lot of pure water.

10. Do not eat late at night.

11. Since food is sanctified by the Word of God and prayer, quote a
verse of Scripture and always ask the Lord to bless the food.

12. Young people, remember that a good complexion does not come out of
a jar or a bottle, but out of your stomach. A healthy outside comes
from a healthy inside.

13. Make your own toothpaste out of salt and soda. The dentist will
tell you this is safer and better for your teeth. [Note: We consider
ToothSoap to be a much healthier choice that salt and baking soda. -
Eds]

14. Take a good fast walk every day, concentrating on breathing
deeply. It's better to walk early in the morning when things are fresh
and you get your purest air.

15. Wear the most comfortable shoes if you want healthy feet.

16. Do not wear clothes that interfere with the circulation.

17. Do not be afraid of sunshine. There is healing in it.

18. Sleep on a hard bed and learn to sleep on your back. Your
framework is in your back, but if you sleep on your stomach or side,
you are likely to impair the organs of your body and many times
develop cricks in your neck and in your arms. I would rather sleep
three hours on a hard bed than four on a soft bed.

19. Do not sleep in a room with the gas turned on because it will burn
out the oxygen. Keep plenty of fresh air in the room.

20. Try to be asleep by ten o'clock and not later than eleven. One
hour before midnight is worth two after midnight.

21. Do not be deceived either by the advertisements or by the great
intellects. Good food and good health habits really work. Find out
what your body needs and faithfully provide it.

22. Don't compare money or time with health. Health is priceless.

This is from Lester roloff.

[Father Haskell]

12. Young people, remember that a good complexion does not come > out of
a jar or a bottle, but out of your stomach. A healthy outside comes
from a healthy inside.

We're supposed to use puke as a skin lotion?

Interesting that the writer doesn't say no booze.

[Evrum Delen]

Post by Father Haskell

12. Young people, remember that a good complexion does not come > out of
a jar or a bottle, but out of your stomach. A healthy outside comes
from a healthy inside.

We're supposed to use puke as a skin lotion?
Interesting that the writer doesn't say no booze.

Who would have thought health tips can come from a fundamentalist?

Would YOU trust a fundamentalist with your health.

[SODDI the Obeah Man]

Post by Father Haskell

12. Young people, remember that a good complexion does not come > out of
a jar or a bottle, but out of your stomach. A healthy outside comes
from a healthy inside.

We're supposed to use puke as a skin lotion?
Interesting that the writer doesn't say no booze.
Who would have thought health tips can come from a fundamentalist?
Would YOU trust a fundamentalist with your health.

Some of that stuff is just good nutrition.

What's with the no fruits or anything naturally sweet, though? Is the taste
of sweetness Satan's pre-cum?

[Zapanaz]

On Sat, 15 Aug 2009 15:31:19 -0700 (PDT), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen

Post by Father Haskell

12. Young people, remember that a good complexion does not come > out of
a jar or a bottle, but out of your stomach. A healthy outside comes
from a healthy inside.

We're supposed to use puke as a skin lotion?
Interesting that the writer doesn't say no booze.

Who would have thought health tips can come from a fundamentalist?
Would YOU trust a fundamentalist with your health.

Why that's certainly a question!

[Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher]

The strength of the collective is the combined strength of each
member. When you poisoning yourself you poison everyone else. It is
your false god of greed that makes you act for your own narrow
pleasure instead of the good of all.

On Aug 15, 5:38 pm, Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl?

Post by Zapanaz
On Sat, 15 Aug 2009 15:31:19 -0700 (PDT), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen

Post by Father Haskell

12. Young people, remember that a good complexion does not come > out of
a jar or a bottle, but out of your stomach. A healthy outside comes
from a healthy inside.

We're supposed to use puke as a skin lotion?
Interesting that the writer doesn't say no booze.

Who would have thought health tips can come from a fundamentalist?
Would YOU trust a fundamentalist with your health.

Why that's certainly a question!
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialisthttp://joecosby.com/
Critics have noted Schwarzenegger's only previous government experience was serving under President Bush Senior as Chairman of the Council on Physical Fitness, a largely symbolic office, where Schwarzenegger's only responsibility was doing hundreds of jumping jacks he was going to do anyway.
 - Jon Stewart
:: Currently listening to Scoff, 1989, by Nirvana, from "Bleach"

[Zapanaz]

On Mon, 17 Aug 2009 07:08:57 -0700 (PDT), Six of Nine or Half-dozen of

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
The strength of the collective is the combined strength of each
member. When you poisoning yourself you poison everyone else. It is
your false god of greed that makes you act for your own narrow
pleasure instead of the good of all.

thank you for the definition of Fascism.

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
On Aug 15, 5:38 pm, Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl?

Post by Zapanaz
On Sat, 15 Aug 2009 15:31:19 -0700 (PDT), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen

Post by Father Haskell

12. Young people, remember that a good complexion does not come > out of
a jar or a bottle, but out of your stomach. A healthy outside comes
from a healthy inside.

We're supposed to use puke as a skin lotion?
Interesting that the writer doesn't say no booze.

Who would have thought health tips can come from a fundamentalist?
Would YOU trust a fundamentalist with your health.

Why that's certainly a question!
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialisthttp://joecosby.com/
Critics have noted Schwarzenegger's only previous government experience was serving under President Bush Senior as Chairman of the Council on Physical Fitness, a largely symbolic office, where Schwarzenegger's only responsibility was doing hundreds of jumping jacks he was going to do anyway.
 - Jon Stewart
:: Currently listening to Scoff, 1989, by Nirvana, from "Bleach"

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
No, I told you to go to Coxes and buy a seersucker suit!

- Col. Sphinx Drummond

:: Currently listening to What a Shame, 1965, by The Rolling Stones/Brian Jones, from "The Rolling Stones, Now!"

[Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher]

We are happy in our society, each of us aware of our role in the whole
chemically placated. You live out your life alone and isolated by your
so-called freedom which only imprisons you.

On Aug 17, 7:50 am, Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl?

Post by Zapanaz
On Mon, 17 Aug 2009 07:08:57 -0700 (PDT), Six of Nine or Half-dozen of

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
The strength of the collective is the combined strength of each
member. When you poisoning yourself you poison everyone else. It is
your false god of greed that makes you act for your own narrow
pleasure instead of the good of all.

thank you for the definition of Fascism.

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
On Aug 15, 5:38 pm, Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl?

Post by Zapanaz
On Sat, 15 Aug 2009 15:31:19 -0700 (PDT), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen

Post by Father Haskell

12. Young people, remember that a good complexion does not come > out of
a jar or a bottle, but out of your stomach. A healthy outside comes
from a healthy inside.

We're supposed to use puke as a skin lotion?
Interesting that the writer doesn't say no booze.

Who would have thought health tips can come from a fundamentalist?
Would YOU trust a fundamentalist with your health.

Why that's certainly a question!
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialisthttp://joecosby.com/
Critics have noted Schwarzenegger's only previous government experience was serving under President Bush Senior as Chairman of the Council on Physical Fitness, a largely symbolic office, where Schwarzenegger's only responsibility was doing hundreds of jumping jacks he was going to do anyway.
 - Jon Stewart
:: Currently listening to Scoff, 1989, by Nirvana, from "Bleach"

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialisthttp://joecosby.com/
No, I told you to go to Coxes and buy a seersucker suit!
 - Col. Sphinx Drummond
:: Currently listening to What a Shame, 1965, by The Rolling Stones/Brian Jones, from "The Rolling Stones, Now!"

[Father Haskell]

On Aug 17, 6:47 pm, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
We are happy in our society, each of us aware of our role in the whole
chemically placated. You live out your life alone and isolated by your
so-called freedom which only imprisons you.

Commie talk, NK style.

[Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher]

You put on a mask of cynicism to hide your loneliness,

Post by Father Haskell
On Aug 17, 6:47 pm, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
We are happy in our society, each of us aware of our role in the whole
chemically placated. You live out your life alone and isolated by your
so-called freedom which only imprisons you.

Commie talk, NK style.

[Velvet Elvis]

What makes you think he's lonley, top poster?

On Fri, 21 Aug 2009 08:55:53 -0700 (PDT), Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
You put on a mask of cynicism to hide your loneliness,

Post by Father Haskell
On Aug 17, 6:47 pm, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
We are happy in our society, each of us aware of our role in the whole
chemically placated. You live out your life alone and isolated by your
so-called freedom which only imprisons you.

Commie talk, NK style.

[Pisces]

Post by Velvet Elvis
What makes you think he's lonley, top poster?
On Fri, 21 Aug 2009 08:55:53 -0700 (PDT), Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
You put on a mask of cynicism to hide your loneliness,

Post by Father Haskell
On Aug 17, 6:47 pm, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
We are happy in our society, each of us aware of our role in the whole
chemically placated. You live out your life alone and isolated by your
so-called freedom which only imprisons you.

Commie talk, NK style.

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(ak-tin'-ō -mī'-sēt) One of a group of bacteria characterized by a
mass of branching cell chains called filaments.

[Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher]

Your cynicism betrays you. You pretend to be haughty and superior
because you have been hurt too often. You have decided loneliness is
less painful.

Post by Velvet Elvis
What makes you think he's lonley, top poster?
On Fri, 21 Aug 2009 08:55:53 -0700 (PDT), Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
You put on a mask of cynicism to hide your loneliness,

On Aug 17, 6:47 pm, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
We are happy in our society, each of us aware of our role in the whole
chemically placated. You live out your life alone and isolated by your
so-called freedom which only imprisons you.

Commie talk, NK style.

[RastaBillyBob]

On Aug 22, 3:41 am, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
Your cynicism betrays you. You pretend to be haughty and superior
because you have been hurt too often. You have decided loneliness is
less painful.

This is pretty close to a universal truth, among the hominids I know.
Hardly ever more strikingly illustrated than by your posts in this
very thread. Ironic, innit?

[Father Haskell]

Post by Velvet Elvis
What makes you think he's lonley, top poster?

I've wasted an astounding five minutes this month
replying to him?

Post by Velvet Elvis
On Fri, 21 Aug 2009 08:55:53 -0700 (PDT), Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
You put on a mask of cynicism to hide your loneliness,

Post by Father Haskell
On Aug 17, 6:47 pm, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
We are happy in our society, each of us aware of our role in the whole
chemically placated. You live out your life alone and isolated by your
so-called freedom which only imprisons you.

Commie talk, NK style.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

[Father Haskell]

On Aug 17, 10:08 am, Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher

Post by Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Oher
The strength of the collective is the combined strength of each
member. When you poisoning yourself you poison everyone else. It is
your false god of greed that makes you act for your own narrow
pleasure instead of the good of all.

That's either commie talk or nazi talk, hard to tell which.

[Lord Gow333, hired thug of the insurance industry!]

Post by Father Haskell

12. Young people, remember that a good complexion does not come > out of
a jar or a bottle, but out of your stomach. A healthy outside comes
from a healthy inside.

We're supposed to use puke as a skin lotion?
Interesting that the writer doesn't say no booze.

Who would have thought health tips can come from a fundamentalist?

Would YOU trust a fundamentalist with your health.

~~~~
More than I would a politician...

LG

[RastaBillyBob]

Post by Evrum Delen
Who would have thought health tips can come from a fundamentalist?
Would YOU trust a fundamentalist with your health.

My aunt kept my uncle alive for twenty years after the doctors wrote
him off, using just such methods. Unable to walk, blind and nearly
deaf, he was moved from bed to wheelchair and back by a woman half his
size. His mind remained clear, and he could take up the conversation
where it left off, when I saw him for a few minutes, once a year. He
outlived all the boys he had coached in high school football, and some
of the doctors who had pronounced him to be dying. The healing regimen
was based on raw foods, organic supplements, moderate eating and
sleeping habits, and Biblical scripture.

If living a long time, just to spite know-it-all doctors appeals to
you, that's one way you can do it. She's written books on the subject,
so if you're really interested, you don't have to take my word for it.

[Reverend Susie the Floozie]

Post by Father Haskell
We're supposed to use puke as a skin lotion?

You know, that reminds me...


Today at work, I was proofing a high-school textbook that had a thing
about some species of bird that feeds on carrion, and projectile-
vomits an eye-blistering six-foot arc of acrid, acidic, vile bile *as
a defense*.

And for the life of me, I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT KIND OF BIRD IT IS.

That's the sort of factoid that might pay you well to remember some
day...

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Reverend Susie the Floozie

Post by Father Haskell
We're supposed to use puke as a skin lotion?

You know, that reminds me...
Today at work, I was proofing a high-school textbook that had a thing
about some species of bird that feeds on carrion, and projectile-
vomits an eye-blistering six-foot arc of acrid, acidic, vile bile *as
a defense*.
And for the life of me, I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT KIND OF BIRD IT IS.
That's the sort of factoid that might pay you well to remember some
day...

It's called a "politician".

[An Unknown Liberal]

A person claiming to be Don Stockbauer said this...

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Reverend Susie the Floozie

Post by Father Haskell
We're supposed to use puke as a skin lotion?

You know, that reminds me...
Today at work, I was proofing a high-school textbook that had a thing
about some species of bird that feeds on carrion, and projectile-
vomits an eye-blistering six-foot arc of acrid, acidic, vile bile *as
a defense*.
And for the life of me, I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT KIND OF BIRD IT IS.
That's the sort of factoid that might pay you well to remember some
day...

It's called a "politician".

No, it's called a Christian Fundamentalist.

[Paul Jamison]

Post by An Unknown Liberal
A person claiming to be Don Stockbauer said this...

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Reverend Susie the Floozie

Post by Father Haskell
We're supposed to use puke as a skin lotion?

You know, that reminds me...
Today at work, I was proofing a high-school textbook that had a thing
about some species of bird that feeds on carrion, and projectile-
vomits an eye-blistering six-foot arc of acrid, acidic, vile bile *as
a defense*.
And for the life of me, I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT KIND OF BIRD IT IS.
That's the sort of factoid that might pay you well to remember some
day...

It's called a "politician".

No, it's called a Christian Fundamentalist.

They're usually one and the same nowadays.

But ultimately, they're "businessmen". It's allll about money.

Paul

[An Unknown Liberal]

A person claiming to be Paul Jamison said this...

Post by Paul Jamison

Post by An Unknown Liberal
A person claiming to be Don Stockbauer said this...

Post by Don Stockbauer

Post by Reverend Susie the Floozie

Post by Father Haskell
We're supposed to use puke as a skin lotion?

You know, that reminds me...
Today at work, I was proofing a high-school textbook that had a thing
about some species of bird that feeds on carrion, and projectile-
vomits an eye-blistering six-foot arc of acrid, acidic, vile bile *as
a defense*.
And for the life of me, I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT KIND OF BIRD IT IS.
That's the sort of factoid that might pay you well to remember some
day...

It's called a "politician".

No, it's called a Christian Fundamentalist.

They're usually one and the same nowadays.
But ultimately, they're "businessmen". It's allll about money.

Of course - it's the old army game!

[Zapanaz]

On Tue, 6 Oct 2009 19:11:49 -0700 (PDT), Reverend Susie the Floozie

Post by Reverend Susie the Floozie

Post by Father Haskell
We're supposed to use puke as a skin lotion?

You know, that reminds me...
Today at work, I was proofing a high-school textbook that had a thing
about some species of bird that feeds on carrion, and projectile-
vomits an eye-blistering six-foot arc of acrid, acidic, vile bile *as
a defense*.
And for the life of me, I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT KIND OF BIRD IT IS.
That's the sort of factoid that might pay you well to remember some
day...

I think they post to alt.slack


WAIT, THAT'S ME!

[LecresiaBoiler4]

Post by Evrum Delen
This is from Lester roloff.

He died in 1982 but someone is still funding and playing recordings of
his kook preaching on WWVA or WCKY or some other such red state
redneck AM or shortwave radio stations late at night on sundays.
Amazing how some of these fundy preachers still spread their BS long
after they've assumed room temperature.

[Toilet Pepper]

Stop Breathing. This will help other people to live a nice and quiet
life without you. At the same time Carbon dioxide emissions would be
less and the world would be a much more happier place. What are you
waiting for? Start now! You're a few minutes closer to meeting Jesus.

[CHUCKkey]

You can replace all that bullshit with a good huff of Jenkem and a bag
of baby dicks once a day.

[The Unknown Liberal]

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Evrum Delen said...

Post by Evrum Delen
A fundamentalist christian has tips on how to maintain perfect health.

TIP NUMBER #1: Drive a large metal spike into each eye with a large
mallet. That way ye shall never be tempted to look upon anything that
God finds obscene - like the naked body of a beautiful woman.

[Lord Gow 333, back from the beyond!]

Post by The Unknown Liberal
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Evrum Delen said...

Post by Evrum Delen
A fundamentalist christian has tips on how to maintain perfect health.

TIP NUMBER #1: Drive a large metal spike into each eye with a large
mallet. That way ye shall never be tempted to look upon anything that
God finds obscene - like the naked body of a beautiful woman.

Why would God find one of his most wonderous creations obscene?

LG

[The Unknown Liberal]

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Lord Gow 333, back from the beyond! said...

Post by Lord Gow 333, back from the beyond!

Post by The Unknown Liberal
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Evrum Delen said...

Post by Evrum Delen
A fundamentalist christian has tips on how to maintain perfect health.

TIP NUMBER #1: Drive a large metal spike into each eye with a large
mallet. That way ye shall never be tempted to look upon anything that
God finds obscene - like the naked body of a beautiful woman.

Why would God find one of his most wonderous creations obscene?

Don't ask me - that's what the Christaisn say. Why do you think they
make it illegal for a woman to share her charms in public?

--
An Unknown Liberal

Please pray for me - these people are: http://www.adoptaliberal.net/

[Lord Gow 333, back from the beyond!]

Post by The Unknown Liberal
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Lord Gow 333, back from the beyond! said...

Post by Lord Gow 333, back from the beyond!

Post by The Unknown Liberal
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Evrum Delen said...

Post by Evrum Delen
A fundamentalist christian has tips on how to maintain perfect health.

TIP NUMBER #1: Drive a large metal spike into each eye with a large
mallet. That way ye shall never be tempted to look upon anything that
God finds obscene - like the naked body of a beautiful woman.

Why would God find one of his most wonderous creations obscene?

Don't ask me - that's what the Christaisn say. Why do you think they
make it illegal for a woman to share her charms in public?

I'm guessing sanity. There's a difference between "never being tempted by a
naked woman" and having to explain to your 7 year old why that woman in Home
Depot didn't have a weiner.

That said I'd say America does indeed freak out a little too much over a
halftime nipple.

LG

[Paul Jamison]

Post by Lord Gow 333, back from the beyond!

Post by The Unknown Liberal
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Lord Gow 333, back from the beyond! said...

Post by Lord Gow 333, back from the beyond!

Post by The Unknown Liberal
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Evrum Delen said...

Post by Evrum Delen
A fundamentalist christian has tips on how to maintain perfect health.

TIP NUMBER #1: Drive a large metal spike into each eye with a large
mallet. That way ye shall never be tempted to look upon anything that
God finds obscene - like the naked body of a beautiful woman.

Why would God find one of his most wonderous creations obscene?

Don't ask me - that's what the Christaisn say. Why do you think they
make it illegal for a woman to share her charms in public?

I'm guessing sanity. There's a difference between "never being tempted by
a naked woman" and having to explain to your 7 year old why that woman in
Home Depot didn't have a weiner.
That said I'd say America does indeed freak out a little too much over a
halftime nipple.

I've always found that particular incident ridiculous. It was during the
break in the middle of an exhibition involving two teams of millionaires
strung out on steroids and causing as much GBH to each other as they could.
And people claim an exposed nipple has no place in "family entertainment".

Paul

[An Unknown Liberal]

A person claiming to be Lord Gow 333, back from the beyond! said this...

Post by Lord Gow 333, back from the beyond!

Post by The Unknown Liberal
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Lord Gow 333, back from the beyond! said...

Post by Lord Gow 333, back from the beyond!

Post by The Unknown Liberal
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Evrum Delen said...

Post by Evrum Delen
A fundamentalist christian has tips on how to maintain perfect health.

TIP NUMBER #1: Drive a large metal spike into each eye with a large
mallet. That way ye shall never be tempted to look upon anything that
God finds obscene - like the naked body of a beautiful woman.

Why would God find one of his most wonderous creations obscene?

Don't ask me - that's what the Christaisn say. Why do you think they
make it illegal for a woman to share her charms in public?

I'm guessing sanity. There's a difference between "never being tempted by a
naked woman" and having to explain to your 7 year old why that woman in Home
Depot didn't have a weiner.

I would really hope that by age 7 a kid would already have had this
anatomical fact already explained too them by their parents. That said,
I'm not advocating public nudity. I'm against the hypocritical...uh -
wait, you've said it for me...

Post by Lord Gow 333, back from the beyond!
That said I'd say America does indeed freak out a little too much over a
halftime nipple.

Indeed! They freak out over a damn nipple yet look at what out children
are being FORCE FED through their eyeballs through 24/7 TV ads! Sex
sells, but thanks to big money advertising our kids are going into
puberty and having kids - at age 7!