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Life on other planets ? Life came from outer space ? Huh, just another Evolutionists fallacy...
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old man joe
2009-06-01 10:43:26 UTC
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the math is simple and direct... no proof X a zillion zillion equals no proof.

the cartoons the Evolutionists so rely on as proof of their fantastic claims that
man evolved from monkey's only goes to show where they are coming from... what they
base their philosophy on... cartoons... modern day Evolutionist cave paintings.

the vastness of space does not prove life is out there. neither does philosophy
prove life is out there. and personal conviction does not prove life is out there,
either.

yet, these Evolutionists have the right to vote and sit on jury's.

the same is to try an Evolutionist on a murder charge the penalty of which is death
and use as proof of their guilt that man does indeed murder his fellow man... so this
one on trial is therefore guilty. a simple syllogism concocted by that old
philosopher, Aristotle.

the bottom line is simple and direct... life does not come from elements which make
up living things.

the human body, for example, is not alive. the elements which constitute the human
body are not alive. the Evolutionist types want to pass this one by because that
would mean life comes from the Living God and these hate the Living God. try as one
will the life which makes alive living things, people included, can not be found in
the elements which make it up.

while the Evolutionists are quick to have faith in the philosophies of men, they as
quickly condemn anyone who's faith is in the Living God. this shows what hypocrites
they are.

the modern day idea of Evolution can be seen on TV where fantastic claims are made
and are demonstrated by cartoons. children believe in the imagined reality behind
cartoons... yet, the Evolutionists call the elect Christians ' ignorant. '




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Reverend Dave
2009-06-03 03:07:23 UTC
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Post by old man joe
the math is simple and direct... no proof X a zillion zillion equals no proof.
That's exactly what we've been saying about God.
Post by old man joe
the cartoons the Evolutionists so rely on as proof of their
fantastic claims that
man evolved from monkey's only goes to show where they are coming
from... what they base their philosophy on... cartoons... modern day
Evolutionist cave paintings.
That, and shared retroviral DNA with our cousins the apes, which can only
point to common ancestry.
Post by old man joe
the vastness of space does not prove life is out there. neither does philosophy
prove life is out there. and personal conviction does not prove life
is out there, either.
Personal philosophy doesn't prove the existence of God, nor does personal
conviction, and the vastness of space between your ears won't allow you
to see this.
Post by old man joe
yet, these Evolutionists have the right to vote and sit on jury's.
Sit on jury's faces? Seriously Joe, they allow people who believe in
weirder, more far out things, like imaginary gods for example, to sit on
juries and vote, so why not people who think the world is a natural
phenomenon?
Post by old man joe
the same is to try an Evolutionist on a murder charge the penalty of which is death
This makes no sense, but then, what have you ever posted that did?
Post by old man joe
and use as proof of their guilt that man does indeed murder his fellow
man... so this one on trial is therefore guilty. a simple syllogism
concocted by that old philosopher, Aristotle.
the bottom line is simple and direct... life does not come from elements which make
up living things.
Apparently it does.
Post by old man joe
the human body, for example, is not alive. the elements which constitute the human
body are not alive. the Evolutionist types want to pass this one by
because that would mean life comes from the Living God and these hate
the Living God. try as one will the life which makes alive living
things, people included, can not be found in the elements which make
it up.
Honestly Joe, we've been through this before. Just because we don't
believe in your sky fairy doesn't mean we hate him.
Post by old man joe
while the Evolutionists are quick to have faith in the philosophies of men, they as
quickly condemn anyone who's faith is in the Living God. this shows
what hypocrites they are.
Science is not philosophy, it's a collection of observable facts. Prove
that God exists and we'll stop condemning you.
Post by old man joe
the modern day idea of Evolution can be seen on TV where fantastic claims are made
and are demonstrated by cartoons. children believe in the imagined
reality behind cartoons... yet, the Evolutionists call the elect
Christians ' ignorant. '
Not without good reason.

*snip*
--
Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is
those who know little, not those who know much, who so positively assert
that this or that problem will never be solved by science. - Charles
Darwin
Lee
2009-06-03 03:14:03 UTC
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Post by old man joe
the math is simple and direct... no proof X a zillion zillion equals no proof.
No Joe it is you that is simple and direct the universe however turns to be far more complicated than your dogma will ever let you begin to understand, which is a shame in a way because you are missing such an interesting place and the only one you are ever likely to know.
Father Haskell
2009-06-03 07:40:23 UTC
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  the human body, for example, is not alive.  the elements which constitute the human
body are not alive.  the Evolutionist types want to pass this one by because that
would mean life comes from the Living God and these hate the Living God.  try as one
will the life which makes alive living things, people included, can not be found in
the elements which make it up.
Might as well a magical leprechaun did it.
St. Jackanapes
2009-06-08 20:49:58 UTC
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, old man joe wrote...
Life on other planets ? Life came from outer space ?
Yes, we came from outer space, Joe. Your lineage came from more
recent and humble beginnings. Your ancestors came crawling out
of the waste water holding tank at a municipal sewage treatment
facility.
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Father Haskell
2009-06-09 22:59:17 UTC
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Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, old man joe wrote...
Life on other planets ?  Life came from outer space ?
Yes, we came from outer space, Joe. Your lineage came from more
recent and humble beginnings. Your ancestors came crawling out
of the waste water holding tank at a municipal sewage treatment
facility.
Pressure-hosed free of the settlement tank dredge, lodged
between a condom and a half of a dead rat.
St. Jackanapes
2009-06-10 05:06:44 UTC
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
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Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, old man joe wrote...
Life on other planets ?  Life came from outer space ?
Yes, we came from outer space, Joe. Your lineage came from more
recent and humble beginnings. Your ancestors came crawling out
of the waste water holding tank at a municipal sewage treatment
facility.
Pressure-hosed free of the settlement tank dredge, lodged
between a condom and a half of a dead rat.
What a charming story of Joe's family's start here in this
great USA. When he reads that it's sure to bring tears to old
joe's blind syphilitic eyes. We'd better have a box of Kleenex
handy. And some rubber gloves.
--
St. Jackanapes
http://www.jackanapes.ws
http://www.voy.com/20630/
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The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
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Father Haskell
2009-06-10 07:24:19 UTC
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Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, old man joe wrote...
Life on other planets ?  Life came from outer space ?
Yes, we came from outer space, Joe. Your lineage came from more
recent and humble beginnings. Your ancestors came crawling out
of the waste water holding tank at a municipal sewage treatment
facility.
Pressure-hosed free of the settlement tank dredge, lodged
between a condom and a half of a dead rat.
What a charming story of Joe's family's start here in this
great USA. When he reads that it's sure to bring tears to old
joe's blind syphilitic eyes. We'd better have a box of Kleenex
handy. And some rubber gloves.
A 15-gallon carboy of bleach.
St. Jackanapes
2009-06-13 04:23:35 UTC
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, old man joe wrote...
Life on other planets ?  Life came from outer space ?
Yes, we came from outer space, Joe. Your lineage came from more
recent and humble beginnings. Your ancestors came crawling out
of the waste water holding tank at a municipal sewage treatment
facility.
Pressure-hosed free of the settlement tank dredge, lodged
between a condom and a half of a dead rat.
What a charming story of Joe's family's start here in this
great USA. When he reads that it's sure to bring tears to old
joe's blind syphilitic eyes. We'd better have a box of Kleenex
handy. And some rubber gloves.
A 15-gallon carboy of bleach.
A hazardous waste moon suit with it's own oxygen supply would
make me feel more at ease.
--
St. Jackanapes
http://www.jackanapes.ws
http://www.voy.com/20630/
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The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung
Father Haskell
2009-06-14 00:35:59 UTC
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, old man joe wrote...
Life on other planets ?  Life came from outer space ?
Yes, we came from outer space, Joe. Your lineage came from more
recent and humble beginnings. Your ancestors came crawling out
of the waste water holding tank at a municipal sewage treatment
facility.
Pressure-hosed free of the settlement tank dredge, lodged
between a condom and a half of a dead rat.
What a charming story of Joe's family's start here in this
great USA. When he reads that it's sure to bring tears to old
joe's blind syphilitic eyes. We'd better have a box of Kleenex
handy. And some rubber gloves.
A 15-gallon carboy of bleach.
A hazardous waste moon suit with it's own oxygen supply would
make me feel more at ease.
A robot.
St. Jackanapes
2009-06-14 21:07:31 UTC
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, old man joe wrote...
Life on other planets ?  Life came from outer space ?
Yes, we came from outer space, Joe. Your lineage came from more
recent and humble beginnings. Your ancestors came crawling out
of the waste water holding tank at a municipal sewage treatment
facility.
Pressure-hosed free of the settlement tank dredge, lodged
between a condom and a half of a dead rat.
What a charming story of Joe's family's start here in this
great USA. When he reads that it's sure to bring tears to old
joe's blind syphilitic eyes. We'd better have a box of Kleenex
handy. And some rubber gloves.
A 15-gallon carboy of bleach.
A hazardous waste moon suit with it's own oxygen supply would
make me feel more at ease.
A robot.
A robot armed with a blowtorch and a bleach hose.
--
St. Jackanapes
http://www.jackanapes.ws
http://www.voy.com/20630/
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The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung
Father Haskell
2009-06-15 00:53:58 UTC
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, old man joe wrote...
Life on other planets ?  Life came from outer space ?
Yes, we came from outer space, Joe. Your lineage came from more
recent and humble beginnings. Your ancestors came crawling out
of the waste water holding tank at a municipal sewage treatment
facility.
Pressure-hosed free of the settlement tank dredge, lodged
between a condom and a half of a dead rat.
What a charming story of Joe's family's start here in this
great USA. When he reads that it's sure to bring tears to old
joe's blind syphilitic eyes. We'd better have a box of Kleenex
handy. And some rubber gloves.
A 15-gallon carboy of bleach.
A hazardous waste moon suit with it's own oxygen supply would
make me feel more at ease.
A robot.
A robot armed with a blowtorch and a bleach hose.

Pope Rudraigh
2009-06-25 20:17:37 UTC
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On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 17:07:31 -0400, St. Jackanapes
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, old man joe wrote...
Life on other planets ?  Life came from outer space ?
Yes, we came from outer space, Joe. Your lineage came from more
recent and humble beginnings. Your ancestors came crawling out
of the waste water holding tank at a municipal sewage treatment
facility.
Pressure-hosed free of the settlement tank dredge, lodged
between a condom and a half of a dead rat.
What a charming story of Joe's family's start here in this
great USA. When he reads that it's sure to bring tears to old
joe's blind syphilitic eyes. We'd better have a box of Kleenex
handy. And some rubber gloves.
A 15-gallon carboy of bleach.
A hazardous waste moon suit with it's own oxygen supply would
make me feel more at ease.
A robot.
A robot armed with a blowtorch and a bleach hose.
Bender.
"Kiss my shiny metal ass!"

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