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Testing the Right Wing's Love of Jesus
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The Heinous Atheist Friend
2009-04-25 03:31:17 UTC
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TEST Test TEST Testing TESTING testicles - Say, if Jesus was pure and
free of the taint of human sin, weakness, and sexual desire, did he have
testicles? If he didn't have testicles, since he wouldn't be making any
grandchildren of God, did he have a penis? If he did not need to insert
sperm into Mary Magdlaine, did he still need a wiener to expel urine?
Surely he had to do that! Or since he wasn't going to sin with women by
sticking his manhood in a female's dirty sin-filled cootch, did he have
a little clitoris for urinating? I guess that means that Jesus, the most
important man ever born in Hisory, sat down and peed like a little girl!
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- "If poor children wish to gain any help from the GOP,
~ they had best crawl back in the womb." - Jesus
Father Haskell
2009-04-25 19:51:13 UTC
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On Apr 24, 11:31 pm, The Heinous Atheist Friend
Post by The Heinous Atheist Friend
TEST Test TEST Testing TESTING testicles - Say, if Jesus was pure and
free of the taint of human sin, weakness, and sexual desire, did he have
testicles? If he didn't have testicles, since he wouldn't be making any
grandchildren of God, did he have a penis? If he did not need to insert
sperm into Mary Magdlaine, did he still need a wiener to expel urine?
Surely he had to do that! Or since he wasn't going to sin with women by
sticking his manhood in a female's dirty sin-filled cootch, did he have
a little clitoris for urinating? I guess that means that Jesus, the most
important man ever born in Hisory, sat down and peed like a little girl!
The mohel was drunk. The "H" in "Jebus H Christ"
stands for either "Hansel" or "Hedwig."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedwig_and_the_Angry_Inch_(film)
Androcles 2
2009-04-27 03:05:46 UTC
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On Apr 24, 11:31 pm, The Heinous Atheist Friend
Post by The Heinous Atheist Friend
TEST Test TEST Testing TESTING testicles - Say, if Jesus was pure and
free of the taint of human sin, weakness, and sexual desire, did he have
testicles? If he didn't have testicles, since he wouldn't be making any
grandchildren of God, did he have a penis? If he did not need to insert
sperm into Mary Magdlaine, did he still need a wiener to expel urine?
Surely he had to do that! Or since he wasn't going to sin with women by
sticking his manhood in a female's dirty sin-filled cootch, did he have
a little clitoris for urinating? I guess that means that Jesus, the most
important man ever born in Hisory, sat down and peed like a little girl!
The mohel was drunk. The "H" in "Jebus H Christ"
stands for either "Hansel" or "Hedwig."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedwig_and_the_Angry_Inch_(film)
No wonder Jesus had such a bad attitude.
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- http://www.voy.com/20630/
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- http://www.jackanapes.ws/2pdcat.html
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
- "If poor children wish to gain any help from the GOP,
~ they had best crawl back in the womb." - Jesus
Father Haskell
2009-04-27 19:53:10 UTC
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On Apr 24, 11:31 pm, The Heinous Atheist Friend
Post by The Heinous Atheist Friend
TEST Test TEST Testing TESTING testicles - Say, if Jesus was pure and
free of the taint of human sin, weakness, and sexual desire, did he have
testicles? If he didn't have testicles, since he wouldn't be making any
grandchildren of God, did he have a penis? If he did not need to insert
sperm into Mary Magdlaine, did he still need a wiener to expel urine?
Surely he had to do that! Or since he wasn't going to sin with women by
sticking his manhood in a female's dirty sin-filled cootch, did he have
a little clitoris for urinating? I guess that means that Jesus, the most
important man ever born in Hisory, sat down and peed like a little girl!
The mohel was drunk.  The "H" in "Jebus H Christ"
stands for either "Hansel" or "Hedwig."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedwig_and_the_Angry_Inch_(film)
No wonder Jesus had such a bad attitude.
Attitude or not, you ever seen a painting of him
with full equipment?
St. Jack
2009-05-08 01:13:33 UTC
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On Apr 24, 11:31 pm, The Heinous Atheist Friend
Post by The Heinous Atheist Friend
TEST Test TEST Testing TESTING testicles - Say, if Jesus was pure and
free of the taint of human sin, weakness, and sexual desire, did he have
testicles? If he didn't have testicles, since he wouldn't be making any
grandchildren of God, did he have a penis? If he did not need to insert
sperm into Mary Magdlaine, did he still need a wiener to expel urine?
Surely he had to do that! Or since he wasn't going to sin with women by
sticking his manhood in a female's dirty sin-filled cootch, did he have
a little clitoris for urinating? I guess that means that Jesus, the most
important man ever born in Hisory, sat down and peed like a little girl!
The mohel was drunk.  The "H" in "Jebus H Christ"
stands for either "Hansel" or "Hedwig."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedwig_and_the_Angry_Inch_(film)
No wonder Jesus had such a bad attitude.
Attitude or not, you ever seen a painting of him
with full equipment?
Loading Image...
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- http://www.voy.com/20630/
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Doc Chung's Cat Suey Café...
- http://www.jackanapes.ws/2pdcat.html
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
- "If poor children wish to gain any help from the GOP,
~ they had best crawl back in the womb." - Jesus
Father Haskell
2009-05-09 19:16:48 UTC
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On Apr 24, 11:31 pm, The Heinous Atheist Friend
Post by The Heinous Atheist Friend
TEST Test TEST Testing TESTING testicles - Say, if Jesus was pure and
free of the taint of human sin, weakness, and sexual desire, did he have
testicles? If he didn't have testicles, since he wouldn't be making any
grandchildren of God, did he have a penis? If he did not need to insert
sperm into Mary Magdlaine, did he still need a wiener to expel urine?
Surely he had to do that! Or since he wasn't going to sin with women by
sticking his manhood in a female's dirty sin-filled cootch, did he have
a little clitoris for urinating? I guess that means that Jesus, the most
important man ever born in Hisory, sat down and peed like a little girl!
The mohel was drunk.  The "H" in "Jebus H Christ"
stands for either "Hansel" or "Hedwig."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedwig_and_the_Angry_Inch_(film)
No wonder Jesus had such a bad attitude.
Attitude or not, you ever seen a painting of him
with full equipment?
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/Gethsemane1.jpg
A photoshop fraud, obviously. Everyone KNOWS
jesus was black.
St. Jackanapes
2009-05-28 04:55:35 UTC
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On Apr 24, 11:31 pm, The Heinous Atheist Friend
Post by The Heinous Atheist Friend
TEST Test TEST Testing TESTING testicles - Say, if Jesus was pure and
free of the taint of human sin, weakness, and sexual desire, did he have
testicles? If he didn't have testicles, since he wouldn't be making any
grandchildren of God, did he have a penis? If he did not need to insert
sperm into Mary Magdlaine, did he still need a wiener to expel urine?
Surely he had to do that! Or since he wasn't going to sin with women by
sticking his manhood in a female's dirty sin-filled cootch, did he have
a little clitoris for urinating? I guess that means that Jesus, the most
important man ever born in Hisory, sat down and peed like a little girl!
The mohel was drunk.  The "H" in "Jebus H Christ"
stands for either "Hansel" or "Hedwig."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedwig_and_the_Angry_Inch_(film)
No wonder Jesus had such a bad attitude.
Attitude or not, you ever seen a painting of him
with full equipment?
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/Gethsemane1.jpg
A photoshop fraud, obviously. Everyone KNOWS
jesus was black.
Damn! I checked out my historical book "Pictures From
The Bible Days" and there it was - Jesus - on his holy
knees and praying to the Holy Ghost or his dad or
praying for a bowl of black-eyed peas and sweet potato
pie - there was Jesus as plain as day - a black man! And
he was black as coal, black as night, as black
as...well, a proud black man!

I got out my trusty scanner and made this image from the
book so that you can see exactly what I saw:

Loading Image...
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Father Haskell
2009-05-28 05:55:42 UTC
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On Apr 24, 11:31 pm, The Heinous Atheist Friend
Post by The Heinous Atheist Friend
TEST Test TEST Testing TESTING testicles - Say, if Jesus was pure and
free of the taint of human sin, weakness, and sexual desire, did he have
testicles? If he didn't have testicles, since he wouldn't be making any
grandchildren of God, did he have a penis? If he did not need to insert
sperm into Mary Magdlaine, did he still need a wiener to expel urine?
Surely he had to do that! Or since he wasn't going to sin with women by
sticking his manhood in a female's dirty sin-filled cootch, did he have
a little clitoris for urinating? I guess that means that Jesus, the most
important man ever born in Hisory, sat down and peed like a little girl!
The mohel was drunk.  The "H" in "Jebus H Christ"
stands for either "Hansel" or "Hedwig."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedwig_and_the_Angry_Inch_(film)
No wonder Jesus had such a bad attitude.
Attitude or not, you ever seen a painting of him
with full equipment?
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/Gethsemane1.jpg
A photoshop fraud, obviously.  Everyone KNOWS
jesus was black.
Damn! I checked out my historical book "Pictures From
The Bible Days" and there it was - Jesus - on his holy
knees and praying to the Holy Ghost or his dad or
praying for a bowl of black-eyed peas and sweet potato
pie - there was Jesus as plain as day - a black man! And
he was black as coal, black as night, as black
as...well, a proud black man!
I got out my trusty scanner and made this image from the
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/Jesus-was-Black.jpg
That doesn't look one bit like the image on
the shroud of Turin. Which FURTHER proves
that the shroud is phony.
SkyEyes
2009-05-28 20:00:51 UTC
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
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On Apr 24, 11:31 pm, The Heinous Atheist Friend
Post by The Heinous Atheist Friend
TEST Test TEST Testing TESTING testicles - Say, if Jesus was pure and
free of the taint of human sin, weakness, and sexual desire, did he have
testicles? If he didn't have testicles, since he wouldn't be making any
grandchildren of God, did he have a penis? If he did not need to insert
sperm into Mary Magdlaine, did he still need a wiener to expel urine?
Surely he had to do that! Or since he wasn't going to sin with women by
sticking his manhood in a female's dirty sin-filled cootch, did he have
a little clitoris for urinating? I guess that means that Jesus, the most
important man ever born in Hisory, sat down and peed like a little girl!
The mohel was drunk.  The "H" in "Jebus H Christ"
stands for either "Hansel" or "Hedwig."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedwig_and_the_Angry_Inch_(film)
No wonder Jesus had such a bad attitude.
Attitude or not, you ever seen a painting of him
with full equipment?
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/Gethsemane1.jpg
A photoshop fraud, obviously.  Everyone KNOWS
jesus was black.
Damn! I checked out my historical book "Pictures From
The Bible Days" and there it was - Jesus - on his holy
knees and praying to the Holy Ghost or his dad or
praying for a bowl of black-eyed peas and sweet potato
pie - there was Jesus as plain as day - a black man! And
he was black as coal, black as night, as black
as...well, a proud black man!
I got out my trusty scanner and made this image from the
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/Jesus-was-Black.jpg
The image isn't work-safe.

Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
BAAWA Knight
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
skyeyes nine at cox dot net
Semprini
2009-05-28 20:55:27 UTC
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
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On Apr 24, 11:31 pm, The Heinous Atheist Friend
Post by The Heinous Atheist Friend
TEST Test TEST Testing TESTING testicles - Say, if Jesus was pure and
free of the taint of human sin, weakness, and sexual desire, did he have
testicles? If he didn't have testicles, since he wouldn't be making any
grandchildren of God, did he have a penis? If he did not need to insert
sperm into Mary Magdlaine, did he still need a wiener to expel urine?
Surely he had to do that! Or since he wasn't going to sin with women by
sticking his manhood in a female's dirty sin-filled cootch, did he have
a little clitoris for urinating? I guess that means that Jesus, the most
important man ever born in Hisory, sat down and peed like a little girl!
The mohel was drunk.  The "H" in "Jebus H Christ"
stands for either "Hansel" or "Hedwig."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedwig_and_the_Angry_Inch_(film)
No wonder Jesus had such a bad attitude.
Attitude or not, you ever seen a painting of him
with full equipment?
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/Gethsemane1.jpg
A photoshop fraud, obviously.  Everyone KNOWS
jesus was black.
Damn! I checked out my historical book "Pictures From
The Bible Days" and there it was - Jesus - on his holy
knees and praying to the Holy Ghost or his dad or
praying for a bowl of black-eyed peas and sweet potato
pie - there was Jesus as plain as day - a black man! And
he was black as coal, black as night, as black
as...well, a proud black man!
I got out my trusty scanner and made this image from the
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/Jesus-was-Black.jpg
The image isn't work-safe.
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
BAAWA Knight
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
skyeyes nine at cox dot net
jesus isn't work safe?
St. Jackanapes
2009-05-28 23:49:53 UTC
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Semprini wrote...
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
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On Apr 24, 11:31 pm, The Heinous Atheist Friend
Post by The Heinous Atheist Friend
TEST Test TEST Testing TESTING testicles - Say, if Jesus was pure and
free of the taint of human sin, weakness, and sexual desire, did he have
testicles? If he didn't have testicles, since he wouldn't be making any
grandchildren of God, did he have a penis? If he did not need to insert
sperm into Mary Magdlaine, did he still need a wiener to expel urine?
Surely he had to do that! Or since he wasn't going to sin with women by
sticking his manhood in a female's dirty sin-filled cootch, did he have
a little clitoris for urinating? I guess that means that Jesus, the most
important man ever born in Hisory, sat down and peed like a little girl!
The mohel was drunk.  The "H" in "Jebus H Christ"
stands for either "Hansel" or "Hedwig."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedwig_and_the_Angry_Inch_(film)
No wonder Jesus had such a bad attitude.
Attitude or not, you ever seen a painting of him
with full equipment?
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/Gethsemane1.jpg
A photoshop fraud, obviously.  Everyone KNOWS
jesus was black.
Damn! I checked out my historical book "Pictures From
The Bible Days" and there it was - Jesus - on his holy
knees and praying to the Holy Ghost or his dad or
praying for a bowl of black-eyed peas and sweet potato
pie - there was Jesus as plain as day - a black man! And
he was black as coal, black as night, as black
as...well, a proud black man!
I got out my trusty scanner and made this image from the
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/Jesus-was-Black.jpg
The image isn't work-safe.
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
BAAWA Knight
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
skyeyes nine at cox dot net
jesus isn't work safe?
Jesus is work safe. It's the idea that Jesus was black
that isn't work safe. Especially if you work in a church
or for a Republican lawmaker.

I've been researching this subject - which isn't easily
done since the Catholic Church has been covering it up
as soon as they found out that 13 year old Mary was
pregnant after being raped by a drunken Yahweh. But I
was able to dig some stuff up -

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Black_Jesus
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Father Haskell
2009-05-29 06:59:40 UTC
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
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On Apr 24, 11:31 pm, The Heinous Atheist Friend
Post by The Heinous Atheist Friend
TEST Test TEST Testing TESTING testicles - Say, if Jesus was pure and
free of the taint of human sin, weakness, and sexual desire, did he have
testicles? If he didn't have testicles, since he wouldn't be making any
grandchildren of God, did he have a penis? If he did not need to insert
sperm into Mary Magdlaine, did he still need a wiener to expel urine?
Surely he had to do that! Or since he wasn't going to sin with women by
sticking his manhood in a female's dirty sin-filled cootch, did he have
a little clitoris for urinating? I guess that means that Jesus, the most
important man ever born in Hisory, sat down and peed like a little girl!
The mohel was drunk.  The "H" in "Jebus H Christ"
stands for either "Hansel" or "Hedwig."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedwig_and_the_Angry_Inch_(film)
No wonder Jesus had such a bad attitude.
Attitude or not, you ever seen a painting of him
with full equipment?
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/Gethsemane1.jpg
A photoshop fraud, obviously.  Everyone KNOWS
jesus was black.
Damn! I checked out my historical book "Pictures From
The Bible Days" and there it was - Jesus - on his holy
knees and praying to the Holy Ghost or his dad or
praying for a bowl of black-eyed peas and sweet potato
pie - there was Jesus as plain as day - a black man! And
he was black as coal, black as night, as black
as...well, a proud black man!
I got out my trusty scanner and made this image from the
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/Jesus-was-Black.jpg
The image isn't work-safe.
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
BAAWA Knight
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
skyeyes nine at cox dot net
jesus isn't work safe?- Hide quoted text -
As long as he's wearing a loincloth, apparently.
Lord Calvert
2009-05-28 22:04:03 UTC
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
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On Apr 24, 11:31 pm, The Heinous Atheist Friend
Post by The Heinous Atheist Friend
TEST Test TEST Testing TESTING testicles - Say, if Jesus was pure and
free of the taint of human sin, weakness, and sexual desire, did he have
testicles? If he didn't have testicles, since he wouldn't be making any
grandchildren of God, did he have a penis? If he did not need to insert
sperm into Mary Magdlaine, did he still need a wiener to expel urine?
Surely he had to do that! Or since he wasn't going to sin with women by
sticking his manhood in a female's dirty sin-filled cootch, did he have
a little clitoris for urinating? I guess that means that Jesus, the most
important man ever born in Hisory, sat down and peed like a little girl!
The mohel was drunk.  The "H" in "Jebus H Christ"
stands for either "Hansel" or "Hedwig."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedwig_and_the_Angry_Inch_(film)
No wonder Jesus had such a bad attitude.
Attitude or not, you ever seen a painting of him
with full equipment?
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/Gethsemane1.jpg
A photoshop fraud, obviously.  Everyone KNOWS
jesus was black.
Damn! I checked out my historical book "Pictures From
The Bible Days" and there it was - Jesus - on his holy
knees and praying to the Holy Ghost or his dad or
praying for a bowl of black-eyed peas and sweet potato
pie - there was Jesus as plain as day - a black man! And
he was black as coal, black as night, as black
as...well, a proud black man!
I got out my trusty scanner and made this image from the
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/Jesus-was-Black.jpg
The image isn't work-safe.
I can't see why not. It really isn't that much different than what we
see in most any Catholic church. How could any True Christian™ say
that the Body of Our Lord and the creation of the Almighty is not
suitable for work? <veg>


Rich Goranson
Amherst, NY, USA
aa#MCMXCIX, a-vet#1
EAC Department of Cruel and Unusual Choreography
St. Jackanapes
2009-05-28 22:26:10 UTC
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Lord Calvert wrote...
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
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On Apr 24, 11:31 pm, The Heinous Atheist Friend
Post by The Heinous Atheist Friend
TEST Test TEST Testing TESTING testicles - Say, if Jesus was pure and
free of the taint of human sin, weakness, and sexual desire, did he have
testicles? If he didn't have testicles, since he wouldn't be making any
grandchildren of God, did he have a penis? If he did not need to insert
sperm into Mary Magdlaine, did he still need a wiener to expel urine?
Surely he had to do that! Or since he wasn't going to sin with women by
sticking his manhood in a female's dirty sin-filled cootch, did he have
a little clitoris for urinating? I guess that means that Jesus, the most
important man ever born in Hisory, sat down and peed like a little girl!
The mohel was drunk.  The "H" in "Jebus H Christ"
stands for either "Hansel" or "Hedwig."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedwig_and_the_Angry_Inch_(film)
No wonder Jesus had such a bad attitude.
Attitude or not, you ever seen a painting of him
with full equipment?
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/Gethsemane1.jpg
A photoshop fraud, obviously.  Everyone KNOWS
jesus was black.
Damn! I checked out my historical book "Pictures From
The Bible Days" and there it was - Jesus - on his holy
knees and praying to the Holy Ghost or his dad or
praying for a bowl of black-eyed peas and sweet potato
pie - there was Jesus as plain as day - a black man! And
he was black as coal, black as night, as black
as...well, a proud black man!
I got out my trusty scanner and made this image from the
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/Jesus-was-Black.jpg
The image isn't work-safe.
I can't see why not. It really isn't that much different than what we
see in most any Catholic church. How could any True Christian? say
that the Body of Our Lord and the creation of the Almighty is not
suitable for work? <veg>
Quite true! Where our human bodies are to be ashamed of,
hidden, and not to be played with except to make more
bleating Christians, the body of the Lord Jesus with all
of his glorious wounds, his sweat, his nakedness, and to
be worshiped and gawked at until the little children
start having bizarre nightmares.

You know, as I was looking at this wonderful work of
ancient art, I had to wonder why the Lord of Lord, King
of Kings wear a stork's nest upon his head? Is that to
help further the Christian myth that babies don't comer
from ugly human bodies, but are left by storks? Also I
noticed what looks like a Third Eye on the Christ.
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Father Haskell
2009-05-28 22:34:45 UTC
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Lord Calvert wrote...
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell vomited out...
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell vomited out...
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On Apr 24, 11:31 pm, The Heinous Atheist Friend
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TEST Test TEST Testing TESTING testicles - Say, if Jesus was pure and
free of the taint of human sin, weakness, and sexual desire, did he have
testicles? If he didn't have testicles, since he wouldn't be making any
grandchildren of God, did he have a penis? If he did not need to insert
sperm into Mary Magdlaine, did he still need a wiener to expel urine?
Surely he had to do that! Or since he wasn't going to sin with women by
sticking his manhood in a female's dirty sin-filled cootch, did he have
a little clitoris for urinating? I guess that means that Jesus, the most
important man ever born in Hisory, sat down and peed like a little girl!
The mohel was drunk.  The "H" in "Jebus H Christ"
stands for either "Hansel" or "Hedwig."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedwig_and_the_Angry_Inch_(film)
No wonder Jesus had such a bad attitude.
Attitude or not, you ever seen a painting of him
with full equipment?
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/Gethsemane1.jpg
A photoshop fraud, obviously.  Everyone KNOWS
jesus was black.
Damn! I checked out my historical book "Pictures From
The Bible Days" and there it was - Jesus - on his holy
knees and praying to the Holy Ghost or his dad or
praying for a bowl of black-eyed peas and sweet potato
pie - there was Jesus as plain as day - a black man! And
he was black as coal, black as night, as black
as...well, a proud black man!
I got out my trusty scanner and made this image from the
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/Jesus-was-Black.jpg
The image isn't work-safe.
I can't see why not. It really isn't that much different than what we
see in most any Catholic church. How could any True Christian? say
that the Body of Our Lord and the creation of the Almighty is not
suitable for work?  <veg>
Quite true! Where our human bodies are to be ashamed of,
hidden, and not to be played with except to make more
bleating Christians, the body of the Lord Jesus with all
of his glorious wounds, his sweat, his nakedness, and to
be worshiped and gawked at until the little children
start having bizarre nightmares.
You know, as I was looking at this wonderful work of
ancient art, I had to wonder why the Lord of Lord, King
of Kings wear a stork's nest upon his head? Is that to
help further the Christian myth that babies don't comer
from ugly human bodies, but are left by storks? Also I
noticed what looks like a Third Eye on the Christ.
I thought it was that fiberglass-looking
King from those creepy Burger King ads.
St. Jackanapes
2009-05-29 08:01:29 UTC
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, SkyEyes wrote...
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Damn! I checked out my historical book "Pictures From
The Bible Days" and there it was - Jesus - on his holy
knees and praying to the Holy Ghost or his dad or
praying for a bowl of black-eyed peas and sweet potato
pie - there was Jesus as plain as day - a black man! And
he was black as coal, black as night, as black
as...well, a proud black man!
I got out my trusty scanner and made this image from the
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/Jesus-was-Black.jpg
The image isn't work-safe.
I'm really sorry that I offended you, Brenda, or more likely
your spying cubicle neighbors by posting a link to my scan of
Black Jesus praying in nature's buff. As an unemployed layabout
who never leaves his one bedroom modern day's hermit's cave, I
oft forget that there are still real people out in the real
world who still are in a bloodthirsty struggle against one
another to please the Bossman and not end up in my condition,
and that they will gladly slit one another's throat just to get
a small foot up above their office rivals by spying on each
other and telling on them if they see anything but spreadsheets
on their monitors.

So - although my Photoshopping skills are below beginner
levels, I've made you a work-safe Black Jesus that you'd be
proud to display to everyone in your little cubicle asylum. Of
course I had to do a little stretching of the fig if you get my
drift.

Say Brenda, you wouldn't happen to be on the lookout for a
hopelessly romantic boyfriend would you?

Anyway, this is for you:

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