Hey Evolutionists.. before a living thing can evolve it has to be alive... duh, from elements never alive ?

[old man joe]

you have to be exceedingly ignorant to hold to a philosophy which makes such
fantastic claims as does Evolution but require of it, no proof.

here we have an incestuous character by the name of Charles Darwin saying man came
from an ape. and here we have countless more people worshiping at the shrine of
Darwin who also need no proof of such a fantastic claim.

the typical Evolutionist would not sit silently if his local police accused him of
murder without showing proof !

but we must remember that coming from an ape has its intellectual limitations...

( that's how they can say your Thanksgiving turkey evolved into a dinosaur and then
back to a turkey... no proof necessary... ' cept some nifty cartoons. )

the missing element, which is life itself, isn't found on earth or even in our
physical universe. only God possesses life and He gives life to His those things
alive in His Creation. He grants life to Evolutionists, though for a little while,
and with painful lives so to show them He owns them.

lie about it all your sin sick personalities desire ! ... you can't change the
truth about yourselves with cartoons any more than you can prove the lie of Evolution
by cartoons. this is your lot in life.









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( Acts 16:31a NASB )

[St. Jackanapes]

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, old man joke wrote...

Post by old man joe
you have to be exceedingly ignorant to hold to a philosophy which makes such
fantastic claims as does Evolution but require of it, no proof.

NEWS UPDATE FOR BEHIND THE TIMES KNOW NOTHING OMJ: Evolution is not a
philosophy - nor is it any longer considered a theory. It hasn't been
for many years now. Evolution is scientific FACT. I guess that you must
have missed the announcement since you were too busy blowing your own
erroneous horn of lies and misinformation.

Although you didn't realize it, you were rendered into irrelevancy a
long time ago. Your only purpose in Usenet has been as a clown and
buffoon that still promotes the absurd, unscientific and deceitful ideas
promoted by the religious right - ideas that have long ago been
disproved - and more recently laughed out of any serious debate on the
subjects.

OMJ - You are a stupid voice howling into the wind about evidence that
was falsified - basically you are an idiot. And a noisy one at that.

You have lost, Joe. All of your shouting has only served to make you a
caricature of the how the religious right misunderstands science. You do
your cause a disservice. A terrible disservice.

Grow the fuck up, joe.

[J***@yahoo.com]

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, old man joke wrote...

  you have to be exceedingly ignorant to hold to a philosophy which makes such
fantastic claims as does Evolution but require of it, no proof.

NEWS UPDATE FOR BEHIND THE TIMES KNOW NOTHING OMJ: Evolution is not a
philosophy - nor is it any longer considered a theory. It hasn't been
for many years now. Evolution is scientific FACT. I guess that you must
have missed the announcement since you were too busy blowing your own
erroneous horn of lies and misinformation.
Although you didn't realize it, you were rendered into irrelevancy a
long time ago. Your only purpose in Usenet has been as a clown and
buffoon that still promotes the absurd, unscientific and deceitful ideas
promoted by the religious right - ideas that have long ago been
disproved - and more recently laughed out of any serious debate on the
subjects.
OMJ - You are a stupid voice howling into the wind about evidence that
was falsified - basically you are an idiot. And a noisy one at that.
You have lost, Joe. All of your shouting has only served to make you a
caricature of the how the religious right misunderstands science. You do
your cause a disservice. A terrible disservice.
Grow the fuck up, joe.
--
St. Jackanapes
A)http://www.jackanapes.wsB)http://www.voy.com/20630/
C)http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/jesusHchrist.jpg
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The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
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I am sorry St Joe but evolution is a theory. If you were a scientist
you would know that no theory ever gets proven beyond theory status.
That is as good as it gets no matter how much supporting evidence
there happens to be. This is a pretty fine point that the public will
probably never understand.

That said, the theory of evolution is certainly one of the most well
proven theorys in all of science. Clearly it is more well proven than
the theory of Relativity for instance. And a great deal more well
proven than the theory of quantum mechanics.

The problem in presenting these ideas to the public is very few in the
public have the educational background to even start to comprehend the
ideas. To really start to understand any of the ideas mentioned above
you need a lot of math education for instance. At minimum you need
differential equations for all three. You also need a lot of other
advanced science education.

What is really surprising is so many uneducated people are so
presumptuous that they think they have the right to tell God how he
had to have done his job! This is truly incredible arrogance. But it
does fit well with a total lack of education and understanding. If
you can not understand things like thermodynamics you get this big
head out of total ignorance and create a god (with a small g) of your
own ignorant likeness who fits with the lack of careful thought in
your own head. Such false gods have occupied most humans minds since
speach evolved and I am sure will continue to cause world unrest and
wars for eons into the future.

It is perfectly easy to understand how inanimate material evolved into
living material. It is even easier to understand how one species
evolves into another species. After all, we have done the later
repeatedly in the laboratory. And we are only a few decades away form
doing the former. But I am sure the god (with a small g) people will
never learn.

[St. Jackanapes]

Post by J***@yahoo.com
I am sorry St Joe but evolution is a theory.

St. Joe? Thanks for the upgrade, but I'm hardly the cuckold husband of a
raped teenage late Bronze Age female. I'm not that gullible.

Post by J***@yahoo.com
If you were a scientist
you would know that no theory ever gets proven beyond theory status.

I'm not a scientist but a lay student of science. And I know full well
of what you say.

Post by J***@yahoo.com
That is as good as it gets no matter how much supporting evidence
there happens to be. This is a pretty fine point that the public will
probably never understand.

When I mentioned "theory" I was referring to is the Christian definition
of the word. OTJ understood. The Christians have their very own
misinterpretation of what a "theory" is - and it has nothing to do with
what is in a Funk & Wagnalls. They do not think that a theory is a
collection of facts to come to a conclusion.

What do they think it means? Some wild assed guess that some god-hating
agnostic atheistic Satan worshiping Jesus-denying scientist made just to
try and trick the less strong in faith away from the TRUTH as found in
the flawless book of science known as THE BIBLE.

Post by J***@yahoo.com
That said, the theory of evolution is certainly one of the most well
proven theorys in all of science. Clearly it is more well proven than
the theory of Relativity for instance. And a great deal more well
proven than the theory of quantum mechanics.
The problem in presenting these ideas to the public is very few in the
public have the educational background to even start to comprehend the
ideas. To really start to understand any of the ideas mentioned above
you need a lot of math education for instance. At minimum you need
differential equations for all three. You also need a lot of other
advanced science education.

While I have a slight grasp of quantum mechanics and a good
understanding of Copernicus theories, I was born with a right-dominant
brain. That means that I have to remove my pants to be able to count to
21. I can draw anything that I can see, but math is a complete mystery
to me. You have no idea how much frustration this has caused me
throughout my life. I've been fascinated with cosmology and the Universe
since my mother explained it to me around age 4. But when I was old
enough to take classes on those subjects my complete ineptitude in
mathematics left me to watching Nova om PBS and Discovery magazine.

Post by J***@yahoo.com
What is really surprising is so many uneducated people are so
presumptuous that they think they have the right to tell God how he
had to have done his job! This is truly incredible arrogance. But it
does fit well with a total lack of education and understanding. If
you can not understand things like thermodynamics you get this big
head out of total ignorance and create a god (with a small g) of your
own ignorant likeness who fits with the lack of careful thought in
your own head. Such false gods have occupied most humans minds since
speach evolved and I am sure will continue to cause world unrest and
wars for eons into the future.

All gods are false. Even if we could explain quantum antics I feel that
we will only open up more mysteries.

Post by J***@yahoo.com
It is perfectly easy to understand how inanimate material evolved into
living material. It is even easier to understand how one species
evolves into another species. After all, we have done the later
repeatedly in the laboratory. And we are only a few decades away form
doing the former. But I am sure the god (with a small g) people will
never learn.

Evolution is one of the simplest of theories to understand, and to
visualize. Unless your mind has been polluted and hindered from free
flowing thought. I've met so many people who walk around with locked
boxes around their heads that I'm amazed that we ever got to the moon -
or were able to understand the Universe. The Christians sure gave one
hell of an effort to stop us, though.
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St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung

[Father Haskell]

  you have to be exceedingly ignorant to hold to a philosophy which makes such
fantastic claims as does Evolution but require of it, no proof.
  here we have an incestuous character

That's half the people in the bible, along with assorted
other drunkards, idiots, perverts, and prostitutes.

by the name of Charles Darwin saying man came
from an ape.  

Man IS an ape.