Discussion:
JESUS CAPTION CONTEST
(too old to reply)
St. Jackanapes
2009-06-13 04:44:36 UTC
Permalink
Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic?
There is no prize or award, but I will credit you for your
caption if you wish.

Loading Image...
--
St. Jackanapes
http://www.jackanapes.ws
http://www.voy.com/20630/
Loading Image...
----------------------------------------------
The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung
polymer
2009-06-13 05:25:39 UTC
Permalink
Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic? There is
no prize or award, but I will credit you for your caption if you wish.
http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg
I don't have a caption, but -- nice job.
St. Jackanapes
2009-06-13 21:13:52 UTC
Permalink
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, polymer wrote...
Post by polymer
Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic? There is
no prize or award, but I will credit you for your caption if you wish.
http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg
I don't have a caption, but -- nice job.
Thanks!
--
St. Jackanapes
http://www.jackanapes.ws
http://www.voy.com/20630/
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/dearleader.jpg
----------------------------------------------
The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung
Meteorite Debris
2009-06-13 08:01:48 UTC
Permalink
Last time that great scribe St. Jackanapes <***@jackanapes.ws>
chipped away at his/her stone these gems of wisdom for posterity ...
Post by St. Jackanapes
Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic?
There is no prize or award, but I will credit you for your
caption if you wish.
http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg
I don't know. Rebelling against the father a la Greek goods style.
--
Remove both YOUR_SHOES before replying
apatriot #1, atheist #1417,
Chief EAC prophet
Jason Gastrich prayed for me on 8 January 2009 and nothing happened.

Apatriotism Yahoo Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/apatriotism

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make
you commit atrocities." - Voltaire
Mike Painter
2009-06-13 15:52:29 UTC
Permalink
Post by St. Jackanapes
Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic?
There is no prize or award, but I will credit you for your
caption if you wish.
http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg
I got nothing.
If it was General Patton, he could be saying to let somebody else die for
our sins.
St. Jackanapes
2009-06-13 21:13:31 UTC
Permalink
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mike Painter wrote...
Post by Mike Painter
Post by St. Jackanapes
Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic?
There is no prize or award, but I will credit you for your
caption if you wish.
http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg
I got nothing.
If it was General Patton, he could be saying to let somebody else die for
our sins.
Hmmm.... I really like the Patton idea. Of course I'd have to
use a photo of George C Scott - That's who everyone thinks
Patton is. Are there any other ideas for a different head?
--
St. Jackanapes
http://www.jackanapes.ws
http://www.voy.com/20630/
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/dearleader.jpg
----------------------------------------------
The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung
Sanity's Little Helper
2009-06-14 11:57:33 UTC
Permalink
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mike Painter wrote...
Post by Mike Painter
Post by St. Jackanapes
Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic?
There is no prize or award, but I will credit you for your
caption if you wish.
http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg
I got nothing.
If it was General Patton, he could be saying to let somebody else die for
our sins.
Hmmm.... I really like the Patton idea. Of course I'd have to
use a photo of George C Scott - That's who everyone thinks
Patton is. Are there any other ideas for a different head?
Andrew B Chung saying "You think I did this on the 2PD diet? Fuck, you're
gullible!".
--
David Silverman
aa #2208
Defender of Civilisation
Muslims, at least, are 66.67% right: There is no God.

Not authentic without this signature.
St. Jackanapes
2009-06-15 00:39:14 UTC
Permalink
In sci.med.cardiology, Sanity's Little Helper wrote...
Post by Sanity's Little Helper
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mike Painter wrote...
Post by Mike Painter
Post by St. Jackanapes
Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic?
There is no prize or award, but I will credit you for your
caption if you wish.
http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg
I got nothing.
If it was General Patton, he could be saying to let somebody else die for
our sins.
Hmmm.... I really like the Patton idea. Of course I'd have to
use a photo of George C Scott - That's who everyone thinks
Patton is. Are there any other ideas for a different head?
Andrew B Chung saying "You think I did this on the 2PD diet? Fuck, you're
gullible!".
HA! Chung's tiny cranium would look like the head of a fly on
that body. However....
--
St. Jackanapes
A) http://www.jackanapes.ws B) http://www.voy.com/20630/
C) Loading Image...
----------------------------------------------
The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung
St. Jackanapes
2009-06-18 22:15:58 UTC
Permalink
In sci.med.cardiology, St. Jackanapes wrote...
Post by St. Jackanapes
In sci.med.cardiology, Sanity's Little Helper wrote...
Post by Sanity's Little Helper
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mike Painter wrote...
Post by Mike Painter
Post by St. Jackanapes
Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic?
There is no prize or award, but I will credit you for your
caption if you wish.
http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg
I got nothing.
If it was General Patton, he could be saying to let somebody else die for
our sins.
Hmmm.... I really like the Patton idea. Of course I'd have to
use a photo of George C Scott - That's who everyone thinks
Patton is. Are there any other ideas for a different head?
Andrew B Chung saying "You think I did this on the 2PD diet? Fuck, you're
gullible!".
HA! Chung's tiny cranium would look like the head of a fly on
that body. However....
It looks right at home on this body...

Loading Image...

Does anyone have a good Chungian caption for this image?
--
St. Jackanapes
A) http://www.jackanapes.ws B) http://www.voy.com/20630/
C) http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/jesusHchrist.jpg
----------------------------------------------
The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung
Smiler
2009-06-19 00:40:32 UTC
Permalink
Post by St. Jackanapes
In sci.med.cardiology, St. Jackanapes wrote...
Post by St. Jackanapes
In sci.med.cardiology, Sanity's Little Helper wrote...
Post by Sanity's Little Helper
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mike Painter wrote...
Post by Mike Painter
Post by St. Jackanapes
Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic?
There is no prize or award, but I will credit you for your
caption if you wish.
http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg
I got nothing.
If it was General Patton, he could be saying to let somebody else
die for our sins.
Hmmm.... I really like the Patton idea. Of course I'd have to
use a photo of George C Scott - That's who everyone thinks
Patton is. Are there any other ideas for a different head?
Andrew B Chung saying "You think I did this on the 2PD diet? Fuck,
you're gullible!".
HA! Chung's tiny cranium would look like the head of a fly on
that body. However....
It looks right at home on this body...
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/usenetpest.jpg
Does anyone have a good Chungian caption for this image?
How about:-

"MUST...find...new...shit...to....post."
--
Smiler,
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
All gods are bespoke. They're all individually tailor
made to perfectly fit the prejudices of their believer.
Robibnikoff
2009-06-19 00:58:42 UTC
Permalink
Post by St. Jackanapes
In sci.med.cardiology, St. Jackanapes wrote...
Post by St. Jackanapes
In sci.med.cardiology, Sanity's Little Helper wrote...
Post by Sanity's Little Helper
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mike Painter wrote...
Post by Mike Painter
Post by St. Jackanapes
Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic?
There is no prize or award, but I will credit you for your
caption if you wish.
http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg
I got nothing.
If it was General Patton, he could be saying to let somebody else die for
our sins.
Hmmm.... I really like the Patton idea. Of course I'd have to
use a photo of George C Scott - That's who everyone thinks
Patton is. Are there any other ideas for a different head?
Andrew B Chung saying "You think I did this on the 2PD diet? Fuck, you're
gullible!".
HA! Chung's tiny cranium would look like the head of a fly on
that body. However....
It looks right at home on this body...
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/usenetpest.jpg
Does anyone have a good Chungian caption for this image?
Hhhhelp meeeeeeee! Heeeelp meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Too obvious? :)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight
#1557
St. Jackanapes
2009-06-21 19:16:25 UTC
Permalink
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Robibnikoff wrote...

[CROPPAGE]
Post by Robibnikoff
Post by St. Jackanapes
Post by St. Jackanapes
HA! Chung's tiny cranium would look like the head of a fly on
that body. However....
It looks right at home on this body...
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/usenetpest.jpg
Does anyone have a good Chungian caption for this image?
Hhhhelp meeeeeeee! Heeeelp meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
Too obvious? :)
No, not really. I think some sort of combination of yours and Smiler's
may be in order. What do you guys think?
--
St. Jackanapes
A) http://www.jackanapes.ws B) http://www.voy.com/20630/
C) http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/jesusHchrist.jpg
----------------------------------------------
The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung
Father Haskell
2009-06-19 02:37:42 UTC
Permalink
Post by St. Jackanapes
In sci.med.cardiology, St. Jackanapes wrote...
Post by St. Jackanapes
In sci.med.cardiology, Sanity's Little Helper wrote...
Post by Sanity's Little Helper
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mike Painter wrote...
Post by Mike Painter
Post by St. Jackanapes
Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic?
There is no prize or award, but I will credit you for your
caption if you wish.
http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg
I got nothing.
If it was General Patton, he could be saying to let somebody else die for
our sins.
Hmmm.... I really like the Patton idea. Of course I'd have to
use a photo of George C Scott - That's who everyone thinks
Patton is. Are there any other ideas for a different head?
Andrew B Chung saying "You think I did this on the 2PD diet? Fuck, you're
gullible!".
HA! Chung's tiny cranium would look like the head of a fly on
that body. However....
It looks right at home on this body...
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/usenetpest.jpg
Does anyone have a good Chungian caption for this image?
I love that movie.

Doesn't Vincent Price end up with the fly's head?
St. Jackanapes
2009-06-28 06:29:34 UTC
Permalink
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...

{TRIMMAGE}
Post by Father Haskell
Post by St. Jackanapes
Post by St. Jackanapes
HA! Chung's tiny cranium would look like the head of a fly on
that body. However....
It looks right at home on this body...
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/usenetpest.jpg
Does anyone have a good Chungian caption for this image?
I love that movie.
Doesn't Vincent Price end up with the fly's head?
No, actually the fly ends up with Vincent Price's body.
--
St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
-----------------------------------------------------------
A) http://www.jackanapes.ws B) http://www.voy.com/20630/
C) http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/jesusHchrist.jp
----------------------------------------------
The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung
p***@hotmail.com
2009-06-28 06:40:18 UTC
Permalink
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
{TRIMMAGE}
Post by Father Haskell
Post by St. Jackanapes
Post by St. Jackanapes
HA! Chung's tiny cranium would look like the head of a fly on
that body. However....
It looks right at home on this body...
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/usenetpest.jpg
Does anyone have a good Chungian caption for this image?
I love that movie.
Doesn't Vincent Price end up with the fly's head?
No, actually the fly ends up with Vincent Price's body.
Hmm. I think you're right.

As far as a caption...

"With six legs, I can do more pushups than EVER!"

-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015/Member, Knights of BAAWA!
St. Jackanapes
2009-07-07 03:38:12 UTC
Permalink
Post by p***@hotmail.com
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
{TRIMMAGE}
Post by Father Haskell
Post by St. Jackanapes
Post by St. Jackanapes
HA! Chung's tiny cranium would look like the head of a fly on
that body. However....
It looks right at home on this body...
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/usenetpest.jpg
Does anyone have a good Chungian caption for this image?
I love that movie.
Doesn't Vincent Price end up with the fly's head?
No, actually the fly ends up with Vincent Price's body.
Hmm. I think you're right.
As far as a caption...
"With six legs, I can do more pushups than EVER!"
LOL! With six legs I can pray three times at once!
--
St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
-----------------------------------------------------------
A) http://www.jackanapes.ws B) http://www.voy.com/20630/
C) http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/jesusHchrist.jp
----------------------------------------------
The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung
Smiler
2009-06-22 00:11:01 UTC
Permalink
Post by St. Jackanapes
In sci.med.cardiology, St. Jackanapes wrote...
Post by St. Jackanapes
In sci.med.cardiology, Sanity's Little Helper wrote...
Post by Sanity's Little Helper
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mike Painter wrote...
Post by Mike Painter
Post by St. Jackanapes
Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic?
There is no prize or award, but I will credit you for your
caption if you wish.
http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg
I got nothing.
If it was General Patton, he could be saying to let somebody else
die for our sins.
Hmmm.... I really like the Patton idea. Of course I'd have to
use a photo of George C Scott - That's who everyone thinks
Patton is. Are there any other ideas for a different head?
Andrew B Chung saying "You think I did this on the 2PD diet? Fuck,
you're gullible!".
HA! Chung's tiny cranium would look like the head of a fly on
that body. However....
It looks right at home on this body...
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/usenetpest.jpg
Does anyone have a good Chungian caption for this image?
Second try:-

"Behold in wide-eyed amazement, reincarnation is a lie of Satan."
--
Smiler,
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
All gods are bespoke. They're all individually tailor
made to perfectly fit the prejudices of their believer.
Father Haskell
2009-06-22 02:36:17 UTC
Permalink
Post by Smiler
Post by St. Jackanapes
In sci.med.cardiology, St. Jackanapes wrote...
Post by St. Jackanapes
In sci.med.cardiology, Sanity's Little Helper wrote...
Post by Sanity's Little Helper
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mike Painter wrote...
Post by Mike Painter
Post by St. Jackanapes
Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic?
There is no prize or award, but I will credit you for your
caption if you wish.
http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg
I got nothing.
If it was General Patton, he could be saying to let somebody else
die for our sins.
Hmmm.... I really like the Patton idea. Of course I'd have to
use a photo of George C Scott - That's who everyone thinks
Patton is. Are there any other ideas for a different head?
Andrew B Chung saying "You think I did this on the 2PD diet? Fuck,
you're gullible!".
HA! Chung's tiny cranium would look like the head of a fly on
that body. However....
It looks right at home on this body...
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/usenetpest.jpg
Does anyone have a good Chungian caption for this image?
Second try:-
"Behold in wide-eyed amazement, reincarnation is a lie of Satan."
"Brother, can you spare a quarter for an omer of dogshit?"
St. Jackanapes
2009-06-28 06:23:53 UTC
Permalink
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Smiler wrote...
Post by Smiler
Behold in wide-eyed amazement, reincarnation is a lie of Satan
Very good! I love that line of his. I'd like to use that first part -
but something about this being God's punishment for his fucking huge
ego. See if you can come up with something along those lines.
--
St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
-----------------------------------------------------------
A) http://www.jackanapes.ws B) http://www.voy.com/20630/
C) http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/jesusHchrist.jpg














----------------------------------------------
The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung
Smiler
2009-06-13 23:16:36 UTC
Permalink
Post by St. Jackanapes
Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic?
There is no prize or award, but I will credit you for your
caption if you wish.
http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg
Thank Medicine for steriods.
--
Smiler,
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
All gods are bespoke. They're all individually tailor
made to perfectly fit the prejudices of their believer.
DCinON
2009-06-13 23:38:05 UTC
Permalink
After a long day on the golf course the best I can come up with is
"I'm no Chuck Norris but I'll get the job done"


Doug
Dr. Smartass, Troll Veterinarian
2009-06-13 23:55:45 UTC
Permalink
Post by St. Jackanapes
Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic?
There is no prize or award, but I will credit you for your
caption if you wish.
http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg
"HULK SMAAAAASH!"
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Troll Medication
aa # 1939

Book reviews: http://jw-bookblog.blogspot.com/

Diploma Mill: a religious facility where minds are ground into powder.
St. Jackanapes
2009-06-14 01:07:35 UTC
Permalink
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, St. Jackanapes wrote...
Post by St. Jackanapes
Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic?
There is no prize or award, but I will credit you for your
caption if you wish.
http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg
How about this caption?

Loading Image...
--
St. Jackanapes
http://www.jackanapes.ws
http://www.voy.com/20630/
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/dearleader.jpg
----------------------------------------------
The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung
p***@hotmail.com
2009-06-15 00:42:20 UTC
Permalink
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, St. Jackanapes wrote...
Post by St. Jackanapes
Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic?
There is no prize or award, but I will credit you for your
caption if you wish.
http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg
How about this caption?
http://jackanapes.ws/graph/jesusHchrist.jpg
I like it. All I could think of was "..and Brother, the payback is
HELL!"

-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015/Member, Knights of BAAWA!
St. Jackanapes
2009-06-15 16:56:17 UTC
Permalink
Post by p***@hotmail.com
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, St. Jackanapes wrote...
Post by St. Jackanapes
Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic?
There is no prize or award, but I will credit you for your
caption if you wish.
http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg
How about this caption?
http://jackanapes.ws/graph/jesusHchrist.jpg
I like it. All I could think of was "..and Brother, the payback is
HELL!"
I wish that I could take credit for that line, but I can't. Uv,
an infrequent afjc poster, came up with it. I couldn't come up
with *anything* - a complete blank. Awhile back I drew a blank
with a Photoshop image I'd thrown together. I and held my first
"Caption Contest" and Smiler came up with something that fit it
perfect. Here's that image:

Loading Image...
--
St. Jackanapes
A) http://www.jackanapes.ws B) http://www.voy.com/20630/
C) http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/jesusHchrist.jpg
----------------------------------------------
The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung
Smiler
2009-06-16 01:36:12 UTC
Permalink
Post by St. Jackanapes
Post by p***@hotmail.com
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, St. Jackanapes wrote...
Post by St. Jackanapes
Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic?
There is no prize or award, but I will credit you for your
caption if you wish.
http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg
How about this caption?
http://jackanapes.ws/graph/jesusHchrist.jpg
I like it. All I could think of was "..and Brother, the payback is
HELL!"
I wish that I could take credit for that line, but I can't. Uv,
an infrequent afjc poster, came up with it. I couldn't come up
with *anything* - a complete blank. Awhile back I drew a blank
with a Photoshop image I'd thrown together. I and held my first
"Caption Contest" and Smiler came up with something that fit it
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/jesuspeke.jpg
Sorry, but the funnybone juices weren't flowing for this new one. <shrug>
I'd certainly like to see more of these caption competitions, if you can
come up with the 'blanks'.
--
Smiler,
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
All gods are bespoke. They're all individually tailor
made to perfectly fit the prejudices of their believer.
St. Jackanapes
2009-06-16 06:18:18 UTC
Permalink
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Smiler wrote...
Post by Smiler
Post by St. Jackanapes
Post by p***@hotmail.com
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, St. Jackanapes wrote...
Post by St. Jackanapes
Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic?
There is no prize or award, but I will credit you for your
caption if you wish.
http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg
How about this caption?
http://jackanapes.ws/graph/jesusHchrist.jpg
I like it. All I could think of was "..and Brother, the payback is
HELL!"
I wish that I could take credit for that line, but I can't. Uv,
an infrequent afjc poster, came up with it. I couldn't come up
with *anything* - a complete blank. Awhile back I drew a blank
with a Photoshop image I'd thrown together. I and held my first
"Caption Contest" and Smiler came up with something that fit it
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/jesuspeke.jpg
Sorry, but the funnybone juices weren't flowing for this new one. <shrug>
I'd certainly like to see more of these caption competitions, if you can
come up with the 'blanks'.
Yes, I think that I can handle that end of it. I haven't been
messing around in Photoshop for a long while, and it felt good
to be using it again. I've been scouring the net for good Jesus
images to work with this past week, so I'm all set to go.

I've also been planning on revamping my website to make it more
anti-religion based than it was before. I filled it up with too
much stuff that I'd made about specific a.f.j.c. trolls that
only appealed to the locals. That's bugged me for a long time.
No one wants to read shit about trolls they don't know about.
Time to broaden my base.
--
St. Jackanapes
A) http://www.jackanapes.ws B) http://www.voy.com/20630/
C) http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/jesusHchrist.jpg
----------------------------------------------
The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung
Smiler
2009-06-16 23:13:37 UTC
Permalink
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Smiler wrote...
Post by Smiler
Post by St. Jackanapes
Post by p***@hotmail.com
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, St. Jackanapes wrote...
Post by St. Jackanapes
Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic?
There is no prize or award, but I will credit you for your
caption if you wish.
http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg
How about this caption?
http://jackanapes.ws/graph/jesusHchrist.jpg
I like it. All I could think of was "..and Brother, the payback is
HELL!"
I wish that I could take credit for that line, but I can't. Uv,
an infrequent afjc poster, came up with it. I couldn't come up
with *anything* - a complete blank. Awhile back I drew a blank
with a Photoshop image I'd thrown together. I and held my first
"Caption Contest" and Smiler came up with something that fit it
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/jesuspeke.jpg
Sorry, but the funnybone juices weren't flowing for this new one.
<shrug> I'd certainly like to see more of these caption
competitions, if you can come up with the 'blanks'.
Yes, I think that I can handle that end of it. I haven't been
messing around in Photoshop for a long while, and it felt good
to be using it again. I've been scouring the net for good Jesus
images to work with this past week, so I'm all set to go.
I've also been planning on revamping my website to make it more
anti-religion based than it was before.
Is that possible???
Post by St. Jackanapes
I filled it up with too
much stuff that I'd made about specific a.f.j.c. trolls that
only appealed to the locals. That's bugged me for a long time.
No one wants to read shit about trolls they don't know about.
Time to broaden my base.
I look forward to seeing them in a.a.
--
Smiler,
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
All gods are bespoke. They're all individually tailor
made to perfectly fit the prejudices of their believer.
St. Jackanapes
2009-06-18 22:04:15 UTC
Permalink
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Smiler wrote...
Post by Smiler
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Smiler wrote...
Post by Smiler
Post by St. Jackanapes
Post by p***@hotmail.com
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, St. Jackanapes wrote...
Post by St. Jackanapes
Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic?
There is no prize or award, but I will credit you for your
caption if you wish.
http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg
How about this caption?
http://jackanapes.ws/graph/jesusHchrist.jpg
I like it. All I could think of was "..and Brother, the payback is
HELL!"
I wish that I could take credit for that line, but I can't. Uv,
an infrequent afjc poster, came up with it. I couldn't come up
with *anything* - a complete blank. Awhile back I drew a blank
with a Photoshop image I'd thrown together. I and held my first
"Caption Contest" and Smiler came up with something that fit it
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/jesuspeke.jpg
Sorry, but the funnybone juices weren't flowing for this new one.
<shrug> I'd certainly like to see more of these caption
competitions, if you can come up with the 'blanks'.
Yes, I think that I can handle that end of it. I haven't been
messing around in Photoshop for a long while, and it felt good
to be using it again. I've been scouring the net for good Jesus
images to work with this past week, so I'm all set to go.
I've also been planning on revamping my website to make it more
anti-religion based than it was before.
Is that possible???
Post by St. Jackanapes
I filled it up with too
much stuff that I'd made about specific a.f.j.c. trolls that
only appealed to the locals. That's bugged me for a long time.
No one wants to read shit about trolls they don't know about.
Time to broaden my base.
I look forward to seeing them in a.a.
I'll remember to post them over there. Thanks!
--
St. Jackanapes
A) http://www.jackanapes.ws B) http://www.voy.com/20630/
C) http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/jesusHchrist.jpg
----------------------------------------------
The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung
Smiler
2009-06-16 01:36:12 UTC
Permalink
Post by St. Jackanapes
Post by p***@hotmail.com
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, St. Jackanapes wrote...
Post by St. Jackanapes
Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic?
There is no prize or award, but I will credit you for your
caption if you wish.
http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg
How about this caption?
http://jackanapes.ws/graph/jesusHchrist.jpg
I like it. All I could think of was "..and Brother, the payback is
HELL!"
I wish that I could take credit for that line, but I can't. Uv,
an infrequent afjc poster, came up with it. I couldn't come up
with *anything* - a complete blank. Awhile back I drew a blank
with a Photoshop image I'd thrown together. I and held my first
"Caption Contest" and Smiler came up with something that fit it
http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/jesuspeke.jpg
Sorry, but the funnybone juices weren't flowing for this new one. <shrug>
I'd certainly like to see more of these caption competitions, if you can
come up with the 'blanks'.
--
Smiler,
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
All gods are bespoke. They're all individually tailor
made to perfectly fit the prejudices of their believer.
Meteorite Debris
2009-06-13 08:01:48 UTC
Permalink
Last time that great scribe St. Jackanapes <***@jackanapes.ws>
chipped away at his/her stone these gems of wisdom for posterity ...
Post by St. Jackanapes
Can someone come up with a humorous caption for this graphic?
There is no prize or award, but I will credit you for your
caption if you wish.
http://jackanapes.ws/graph/busting-out.jpg
I don't know. Rebelling against the father a la Greek goods style.
--
Remove both YOUR_SHOES before replying
apatriot #1, atheist #1417,
Chief EAC prophet
Jason Gastrich prayed for me on 8 January 2009 and nothing happened.

Apatriotism Yahoo Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/apatriotism

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make
you commit atrocities." - Voltaire
Loading...