Looks like Martin Luther really DID invent it all while taking a dump.

[Father Haskell]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3944549.stm

We still don't know what was used for wiping in those days," says Dr
Treu. The paper of the time, he says, would have been too expensive
and critically, "too stiff" for the purpose.

[St. Jack]

In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell vomited out...

Post by Father Haskell
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3944549.stm
We still don't know what was used for wiping in those days," says Dr
Treu. The paper of the time, he says, would have been too expensive
and critically, "too stiff" for the purpose.

I'd always thought that the Lutheran religion and the Reformation were
full of shit.