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Tom Chatterton/Robert T. Chatterton has been spanked!
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Anonymous
2009-06-01 17:18:54 UTC
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You're being trolled by a limp dick (literally) named John
Loiodice. He had his soggy anus burned to a crisp by Tom
Chatterton. Did you winder why someone would post to a kooks
newsgroup from an anonymous remailer and sign his name &
include his website's address?
LOL!!!!!!

Mr. Loiodice had his, "soggy anus soaked??" Is that the extent of your wit and intelligence, Tom? That's why you atheists aren't at the upper class of society because you guys are just too S T U P I D.

Is that how they talk in the redneck bars up there in Marysville, Ohio?

Is that how they taught you how to talk at the Columbus College of Art and Design, Tom? You really need your money back. I'd ask for a refund promptly.

How long did it take you to make that latest graphic? 15-25 Hours?

What's the matter, Tom? You threatened to come after Mr. Loiodice in real life on several occasions. Are you too afraid?? Is your diabetes acting up again on your fat butt? Did you run out of medication???

Are you going to fly down to Florida and go after him in a wheelchair??

Hey-I know! Maybe your hepatitis will act up again and you can bleed on him to death, sort of like the Black Knight in Monty Python's Holy Grail Movie!!!!!!!!!


Your trashy and low classed atheist ass been spanked, Tom, over and over again.

You can try and deny it but the fact remains and you're going to be obsessing about it until the day you die.

Hey Tom-Nice Facebook page you got there.


The truth behind your anger and hatred towards Christians, ROBBIE, is rooted in your own insecurities.

For years, you bragged about how you were more tech saavy than Christians....but then we came along and spanked you hard.

Tom, Protestant Christians continue to do great and wonderful things in life and that's just really what pisses you off, doesn't it?

JK Rowling, author if the incredibly popular Harry Potter series, is a Protestant Christian. Look it up.

How's come you aren't as good an artist as she is, Tom?? You went to the Columbus College of Art and Design. Why aren't you a world renowned artist yet?

You've said before that Protestant Christians are stupid but....she's a successful, billionare artist and she's a lot younger than you. I'd say that makes you a crappy artist in comparison.

Protestant Christians will continue to make tremendous advancements in the arts, Tom. Most great artists in the western world have been Christian. Deal with it.

You do know that your hero, President Barack Obama is also a Protestant Christian, don't ya? I bet it really hurts.

Bye, Robbie....

ROFTLMAO


"Yes, he's right. It's true that you are a spamming fuckwad, you stupid cunt!"

-Tom Chatterton, 5-30-2009, Marysville, Ohio Resident, atheist and utter moron.
Father Haskell
2009-06-01 20:32:49 UTC
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On Jun 1, 1:18 pm, Anonymous <***@nymu.eu> wrote:

Something you read here traumatize you?
St. Jackanapes
2009-06-08 00:07:30 UTC
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
Post by Father Haskell
Something you read here traumatize you?
Something that he read over on alt.kooks, I'd say. Look how he
stomps his little foot and whines in anger over what I wrote
about his dumbass dead brother over there. This guy's so
fucking easy to get a reaction out of - it shows just how much
of a newbee he is at this game. I hardly have to work to make
him flip his lid.
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St. Jackanapes
http://www.jackanapes.ws
http://www.voy.com/20630/
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The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung
Father Haskell
2009-06-08 01:37:38 UTC
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Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
Post by Father Haskell
Something you read here traumatize you?
Something that he read over on alt.kooks, I'd say. Look how he
about his dumbass dead brother over there.
Dead from what? Disease? Accident?

Did anyone give a shit?
Post by St. Jackanapes
This guy's so
fucking easy to get a reaction out of - it shows just how much
of a newbee he is at this game. I hardly have to work to make
him flip his lid.
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St. Jackanapeshttp://www.jackanapes.wshttp://www.voy.com/20630/
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The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
  ~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung
St. Jackanapes
2009-06-18 23:40:41 UTC
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
Subject: Re: A Loiodice has been spanked yet again!
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
Post by Father Haskell
Something you read here traumatize you?
Something that he read over on alt.kooks, I'd say. Look how he
about his dumbass dead brother over there.
Dead from what? Disease? Accident?
His inability to drive a car with a fucking dog on his lap.
Did anyone give a shit?
Not one turd.
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St. Jackanapes
A) http://www.jackanapes.ws B) http://www.voy.com/20630/
C) Loading Image...
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The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung
Father Haskell
2009-06-19 02:41:30 UTC
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Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
Subject: Re: A Loiodice has been spanked yet again!
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
Post by Father Haskell
Something you read here traumatize you?
Something that he read over on alt.kooks, I'd say. Look how he
about his dumbass dead brother over there.
Dead from what?  Disease?  Accident?
His inability to drive a car with a fucking dog on his lap.
Canine, human, or no difference?
St. Jackanapes
2009-06-20 23:19:56 UTC
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
Post by Father Haskell
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
Subject: Re: A Loiodice has been spanked yet again!
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
Post by Father Haskell
Something you read here traumatize you?
Something that he read over on alt.kooks, I'd say. Look how he
about his dumbass dead brother over there.
Dead from what?  Disease?  Accident?
His inability to drive a car with a fucking dog on his lap.
Canine, human, or no difference?
Canine. It died with him in the accident.
--
St. Jackanapes
A) http://www.jackanapes.ws B) http://www.voy.com/20630/
C) http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/jesusHchrist.jpg
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The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung
Father Haskell
2009-06-20 23:37:38 UTC
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Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
Post by Father Haskell
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
Subject: Re: A Loiodice has been spanked yet again!
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
Post by Father Haskell
Something you read here traumatize you?
Something that he read over on alt.kooks, I'd say. Look how he
about his dumbass dead brother over there.
Dead from what?  Disease?  Accident?
His inability to drive a car with a fucking dog on his lap.
Canine, human, or no difference?
Canine. It died with him in the accident.
Must have been messy.
Velvet Elvis
2009-06-21 04:17:35 UTC
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Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
Post by Father Haskell
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
Subject: Re: A Loiodice has been spanked yet again!
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
Post by Father Haskell
Something you read here traumatize you?
Something that he read over on alt.kooks, I'd say. Look how he
about his dumbass dead brother over there.
Dead from what?  Disease?  Accident?
His inability to drive a car with a fucking dog on his lap.
Canine, human, or no difference?
Canine. It died with him in the accident.
I wonder what the dog was doing on his lap...
--
"There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity."
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
St. Jackanapes
2009-06-22 03:05:00 UTC
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Velvet Elvis wrote...
Post by Velvet Elvis
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
Post by Father Haskell
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
Subject: Re: A Loiodice has been spanked yet again!
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
Post by Father Haskell
Something you read here traumatize you?
Something that he read over on alt.kooks, I'd say. Look how he
about his dumbass dead brother over there.
Dead from what?  Disease?  Accident?
His inability to drive a car with a fucking dog on his lap.
Canine, human, or no difference?
Canine. It died with him in the accident.
I wonder what the dog was doing on his lap...
I heard that the firemen had to use the jaws of life to free the dog's
corpse from his lap. I wonder why?
--
St. Jackanapes
A) http://www.jackanapes.ws B) http://www.voy.com/20630/
C) http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/jesusHchrist.jpg
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The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung
Father Haskell
2009-06-24 02:48:06 UTC
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Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Velvet Elvis wrote...
Post by Velvet Elvis
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
Post by Father Haskell
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
Subject: Re: A Loiodice has been spanked yet again!
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
Post by Father Haskell
Something you read here traumatize you?
Something that he read over on alt.kooks, I'd say. Look how he
about his dumbass dead brother over there.
Dead from what?  Disease?  Accident?
His inability to drive a car with a fucking dog on his lap.
Canine, human, or no difference?
Canine. It died with him in the accident.
I wonder what the dog was doing on his lap...
I heard that the firemen had to use the jaws of life to free the dog's
corpse from his lap. I wonder why?
They have those in poodle-size?

I'm just guessing it was a poodle. A whiner like
Loiodice sounds like the poodle-type.
Dr. Smartass, Troll Veterinarian
2009-06-25 01:15:24 UTC
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Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Velvet Elvis wrote...
On Sat, 20 Jun 2009 19:19:56 -0400, St. Jackanapes
s>
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
Post by Father Haskell
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
Subject: Re: A Loiodice has been spanked yet again!
wrot
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
Post by Father Haskell
Something you read here traumatize you?
Something that he read over on alt.kooks, I'd say. Look how
he stomps his little foot and whines in anger over what I
wrote about his dumbass dead brother over there.
Dead from what?  Disease?  Accident?
His inability to drive a car with a fucking dog on his lap.
Canine, human, or no difference?
Canine. It died with him in the accident.
I wonder what the dog was doing on his lap...
I heard that the firemen had to use the jaws of life to free the dog's
corpse from his lap. I wonder why?
Didja know the dog was RE-mounted post-mortem?
--
Doc Smartass
Father Haskell
2009-06-25 01:50:00 UTC
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On Jun 24, 9:15 pm, "Dr. Smartass, Troll Veterinarian"
Post by Dr. Smartass, Troll Veterinarian
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Velvet Elvis wrote...
On Sat, 20 Jun 2009 19:19:56 -0400, St. Jackanapes
s>
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
Post by Father Haskell
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
Subject: Re: A Loiodice has been spanked yet again!
wrot
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
Post by Father Haskell
Something you read here traumatize you?
Something that he read over on alt.kooks, I'd say. Look how
he stomps his little foot and whines in anger over what I
wrote about his dumbass dead brother over there.
Dead from what?  Disease?  Accident?
His inability to drive a car with a fucking dog on his lap.
Canine, human, or no difference?
Canine. It died with him in the accident.
I wonder what the dog was doing on his lap...
I heard that the firemen had to use the jaws of life to free the dog's
corpse from his lap. I wonder why?
Didja know the dog was RE-mounted post-mortem?
Wasn't there enough room in the front seat to fit in a goat?
St. Jackanapes
2009-06-25 21:50:52 UTC
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...

[TRIMMED]
Post by Father Haskell
Post by Dr. Smartass, Troll Veterinarian
Post by St. Jackanapes
Post by Velvet Elvis
Post by St. Jackanapes
Post by Father Haskell
Post by St. Jackanapes
Dead from what?  Disease?  Accident?
His inability to drive a car with a fucking dog on his lap.
Canine, human, or no difference?
Canine. It died with him in the accident.
I wonder what the dog was doing on his lap...
I heard that the firemen had to use the jaws of life to free the dog's
corpse from his lap. I wonder why?
Didja know the dog was RE-mounted post-mortem?
Wasn't there enough room in the front seat to fit in a goat?
If he'd survived the PETA people would have been all over him.
--
St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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C) http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/jesusHchrist.jpg














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The ejaculate from Satan has the consistency
~ and smell of emesis." -- Andrew B Chung
Father Haskell
2009-06-26 00:23:59 UTC
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Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
[TRIMMED]
Post by Father Haskell
Post by Dr. Smartass, Troll Veterinarian
Post by St. Jackanapes
Post by Velvet Elvis
Post by St. Jackanapes
Post by Father Haskell
Post by St. Jackanapes
Dead from what?  Disease?  Accident?
His inability to drive a car with a fucking dog on his lap.
Canine, human, or no difference?
Canine. It died with him in the accident.
I wonder what the dog was doing on his lap...
I heard that the firemen had to use the jaws of life to free the dog's
corpse from his lap. I wonder why?
Didja know the dog was RE-mounted post-mortem?
Wasn't there enough room in the front seat to fit in a goat?
If he'd survived the PETA people would have been all over him.
Think of the cost to the taxpayers if a cop
pulled him over and it went to trial.

Father Haskell
2009-06-19 02:41:30 UTC
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Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
Subject: Re: A Loiodice has been spanked yet again!
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell wrote...
Post by Father Haskell
Something you read here traumatize you?
Something that he read over on alt.kooks, I'd say. Look how he
about his dumbass dead brother over there.
Dead from what?  Disease?  Accident?
His inability to drive a car with a fucking dog on his lap.
Canine, human, or no difference?
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