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Father Haskell
2010-01-27 03:55:31 UTC
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(Apologies to Malvina)

Little churches on the hillside,
Little churches made of bullshit,
Little churches, little churches,
Little churches, all the same.
There's a catholic one and a baptist one
And a jewish one and an islamic one
And they're all made out of bullshit,
And they all smell just the same.

And the people in the churches
All go to the seminary,
And they all get put in churches,
Little churches, all the same.
And there's reverends and there's bishops
And charismatic faith healers,
And they're all made out of bullshit,
And they all smell just the same.
furlan
2010-01-27 20:52:22 UTC
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Post by Father Haskell
(Apologies to Malvina)
Little churches on the hillside,
Little churches made of bullshit,
Little churches, little churches,
Little churches, all the same.
There's a catholic one and a baptist one And a jewish one and an islamic
one
And they're all made out of bullshit, And they all smell just the same.
And the people in the churches
All go to the seminary,
And they all get put in churches,
Little churches, all the same.
And there's reverends and there's bishops And charismatic faith healers,
And they're all made out of bullshit, And they all smell just the same.
I always liked that tune, Little Boxes. Nice re-working of the lyrics.

ciao,
f
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'It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated
by bolts of lightning."
-- Bill Waterson
St. Jackanapes
2010-02-09 04:16:35 UTC
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Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, furlan said...
Post by furlan
Post by Father Haskell
(Apologies to Malvina)
Little churches on the hillside,
Little churches made of bullshit,
Little churches, little churches,
Little churches, all the same.
There's a catholic one and a baptist one And a jewish one and an islamic
one
And they're all made out of bullshit, And they all smell just the same.
And the people in the churches
All go to the seminary,
And they all get put in churches,
Little churches, all the same.
And there's reverends and there's bishops And charismatic faith healers,
And they're all made out of bullshit, And they all smell just the same.
I always liked that tune, Little Boxes. Nice re-working of the lyrics.
ciao,
f
I love little boxes - at least the kind that my girlfriend has.
But I despise little churches and the hypocrites within.
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St. Jackanapes
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Pious Paul
2010-02-15 17:49:48 UTC
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Post by Father Haskell
(Apologies to Malvina)
Little churches on the hillside,
Little churches made of bullshit,
Little churches, little churches,
Little churches, all the same.
There's a catholic one and a baptist one
And a jewish one and an islamic one
And they're all made out of bullshit,
And they all smell just the same.
And the people in the churches
All go to the seminary,
And they all get put in churches,
Little churches, all the same.
And there's reverends and there's bishops
And charismatic faith healers,
And they're all made out of bullshit,
And they all smell just the same.
Ahhhh, a true lullaby

Pious
St. Jackanapes
2010-02-28 02:22:04 UTC
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pious Paul said...
Post by Pious Paul
Post by Father Haskell
(Apologies to Malvina)
Little churches on the hillside,
Little churches made of bullshit,
Little churches, little churches,
Little churches, all the same.
There's a catholic one and a baptist one
And a jewish one and an islamic one
And they're all made out of bullshit,
And they all smell just the same.
And the people in the churches
All go to the seminary,
And they all get put in churches,
Little churches, all the same.
And there's reverends and there's bishops
And charismatic faith healers,
And they're all made out of bullshit,
And they all smell just the same.
Ahhhh, a true lullaby
Mothers should be required to sing this to their children -
think of the huge drop in cases of mental illness there would be
in just 14 to 30 years.
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St. Jackanapes
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Father Haskell
2010-02-28 05:01:48 UTC
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Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pious Paul said...
Post by Pious Paul
Post by Father Haskell
(Apologies to Malvina)
Little churches on the hillside,
Little churches made of bullshit,
Little churches, little churches,
Little churches, all the same.
There's a catholic one and a baptist one
And a jewish one and an islamic one
And they're all made out of bullshit,
And they all smell just the same.
And the people in the churches
All go to the seminary,
And they all get put in churches,
Little churches, all the same.
And there's reverends and there's bishops
And charismatic faith healers,
And they're all made out of bullshit,
And they all smell just the same.
Ahhhh, a true lullaby
Mothers should be required to sing this to their children -
think of the huge drop in cases of mental illness there would be
in just 14 to 30 years.
Religious nutjobs would be found only in history
books. The merest *mention* of "god" or "allah"
or whatever would inspire good children to vomit.
St. Jackanapes
2010-02-28 06:54:19 UTC
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
Post by Father Haskell
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pious Paul said...
Post by Pious Paul
Post by Father Haskell
(Apologies to Malvina)
Little churches on the hillside,
Little churches made of bullshit,
Little churches, little churches,
Little churches, all the same.
There's a catholic one and a baptist one
And a jewish one and an islamic one
And they're all made out of bullshit,
And they all smell just the same.
And the people in the churches
All go to the seminary,
And they all get put in churches,
Little churches, all the same.
And there's reverends and there's bishops
And charismatic faith healers,
And they're all made out of bullshit,
And they all smell just the same.
Ahhhh, a true lullaby
Mothers should be required to sing this to their children -
think of the huge drop in cases of mental illness there would be
in just 14 to 30 years.
Religious nutjobs would be found only in history
books. The merest *mention* of "god" or "allah"
or whatever would inspire good children to vomit.
I despise the song - but "What a wonderful world it would be"
--
St. Jackanapes
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Father Haskell
2010-02-28 20:07:11 UTC
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
Post by Father Haskell
Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pious Paul said...
Post by Pious Paul
Post by Father Haskell
(Apologies to Malvina)
Little churches on the hillside,
Little churches made of bullshit,
Little churches, little churches,
Little churches, all the same.
There's a catholic one and a baptist one
And a jewish one and an islamic one
And they're all made out of bullshit,
And they all smell just the same.
And the people in the churches
All go to the seminary,
And they all get put in churches,
Little churches, all the same.
And there's reverends and there's bishops
And charismatic faith healers,
And they're all made out of bullshit,
And they all smell just the same.
Ahhhh, a true lullaby
Mothers should be required to sing this to their children -
think of the huge drop in cases of mental illness there would be
in just 14 to 30 years.
Religious nutjobs would be found only in history
books.  The merest *mention* of "god" or "allah"
or whatever would inspire good children to vomit.
I despise the song - but "What a wonderful world it would be"
--
St. Jackanapes
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The cannibal vampire zombie Jebus would be relegated to the
ranks of his other fellow B horror movie characters. Xmas
would be done away with, as we already have the way-cooler
Halloween, a more appropriate holiday also based upon
ancient campfire tales of the undead roaming about upon the
earthly plane.

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