God the Thug

[Ærchie]

Our Christian God of Peace.

Yeah, Riiiight!


1) In Leviticus 25:44-46, the Lord tells the Israelites it's OK to own
slaves, provided they are strangers or heathens.

2) In Samuel 15:2-3, the Lord orders Saul to kill all the Amalekite men,
women and infants.

3) In Exodus 15:3, the Bible tells us the Lord is a man of war.

4) In Numbers 31, the Lord tells Moses to kill all the Midianites, sparing
only the virgins.

5) In Deuteronomy 13:6-16, the Lord instructs Israel to kill anyone who
worships a different god or who worships the Lord differently.

6) In Mark 7:9, Jesus is critical of the Jews for not killing their
disobedient children as prescribed by Old Testament law.

7) In Luke 19:22-27, Jesus orders killing anyone who refuses to be ruled by
him.
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Jesus wasn't even a Greenie!

Matthew 21:19 (King James Version)

"And when he saw a fig tree in the way, he came to it, and found nothing
thereon, but leaves only, and said unto it, Let no fruit grow on thee
henceforward for ever. And presently the fig tree withered away."

Ærchie

[Dr. Jackanapes MD/PhD]

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Post by Ærchie
Our Christian God of Peace.
Yeah, Riiiight!
1) In Leviticus 25:44-46, the Lord tells the Israelites it's OK to own
slaves, provided they are strangers or heathens.
2) In Samuel 15:2-3, the Lord orders Saul to kill all the Amalekite men,
women and infants.
3) In Exodus 15:3, the Bible tells us the Lord is a man of war.
4) In Numbers 31, the Lord tells Moses to kill all the Midianites, sparing
only the virgins.
5) In Deuteronomy 13:6-16, the Lord instructs Israel to kill anyone who
worships a different god or who worships the Lord differently.
6) In Mark 7:9, Jesus is critical of the Jews for not killing their
disobedient children as prescribed by Old Testament law.
7) In Luke 19:22-27, Jesus orders killing anyone who refuses to be ruled by
him.
.
Jesus wasn't even a Greenie!
Matthew 21:19 (King James Version)
"And when he saw a fig tree in the way, he came to it, and found nothing
thereon, but leaves only, and said unto it, Let no fruit grow on thee
henceforward for ever. And presently the fig tree withered away."

I hate a bastard that kills a poor innocent fig tree! What did that
little fig ever do to that cockless mutant Jesus?

[Ghost in the Shell]

Post by Dr. Jackanapes MD/PhD
I hate a bastard that kills a poor innocent fig tree! What did that
little fig ever do to that cockless mutant Jesus?

Cockless? Not that I would know but wasn't he just "forskinned"?

[Dr. Jackanapes MD/PhD]

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Post by Dr. Jackanapes MD/PhD
I hate a bastard that kills a poor innocent fig tree! What did that
little fig ever do to that cockless mutant Jesus?

Cockless? Not that I would know but wasn't he just "forskinned"?

Early debate within the infant organized Christian church focused on the
pureness of Jesus' soul & body. Remember, they were all eating &
drinking it. Was Jesus a man like them? - Eww! Or was he a perfect being
without sin - which also means without parts capable of doing sin: a
cock! I could be wrong but I think that after many fistfights and
stabbings during these important debates it was decided that Jesus was
born without a wiener.