What has happened to this newsgroup?

What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Pious Paul

2009-12-07 17:53:41 UTC

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Yes, I would reflect the same question.

Pious

Father Haskell

2009-12-08 04:23:02 UTC

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Still here so long as my current government surplus computer is
working.

Pope Rudraigh

2009-12-08 19:49:26 UTC

On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

I lurk. Occassionally post. I just don't see anyone worth bothering
with. Old Man Joe is an imbecile. Duke has changed neither his song
nor his tactics. And he's an imbecile, too.

So, how are things with you?

Pope Rudraigh
"Holy trinity my triple cheeked ass!"

Pastor Fwap

2009-12-09 23:16:22 UTC

On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?

...

Father Haskell

2009-12-09 23:21:33 UTC

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?

'Fraid not. This ng needs some fresh blood.

Evrum Delen

2009-12-10 11:53:59 UTC

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

Father Haskell

2009-12-11 02:33:14 UTC

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=382715677&blogId=399562238

Evrum Delen

2009-12-11 23:20:08 UTC

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3827...

How does Chris Assaf look in that photo? Handsome? Ugly?

BTW, ever heard of the geneva Centre? That is where Chris Assaf is
from.

Father Haskell

2009-12-12 03:48:15 UTC

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3827...

How does Chris Assaf look in that photo? Handsome? Ugly?

Like a serial murderer?

Frightening that he works in the food industry. Does he ever
claim to hear voices?

Post by Evrum Delen
BTW, ever heard of the geneva Centre? That is where Chris Assaf is
from.

As long as that's in Canada, I'm happy.

Evrum Delen

2009-12-12 12:45:56 UTC

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3827...

How does Chris Assaf look in that photo? Handsome? Ugly?

Like a serial murderer?
Frightening that he works in the food industry. Does he ever
claim to hear voices?

No. But, he does make a lot of strange claims. He once claimed that a
certain public school in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, is going to be
where Judgment day takes place.

Also, he once said that a good christian would be working either in a
farm, a garden centre, or a crossing guard.

Post by Evrum Delen
BTW, ever heard of the geneva Centre? That is where Chris Assaf is
from.

As long as that's in Canada, I'm happy.- Hide quoted text -

HA! Now, you know what Chris Assaf looks like. Show that myspace page
to St. Jackanapes. :-)

Hey! You know he also did the shouldice shuffle in April of this year?

Father Haskell

2009-12-12 20:34:15 UTC

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3827...

How does Chris Assaf look in that photo? Handsome? Ugly?

Like a serial murderer?
Frightening that he works in the food industry. Does he ever
claim to hear voices?

No. But, he does make a lot of strange claims. He once claimed that a
certain public school in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, is going to be
where Judgment day takes place.

Have the parents and police been notified?

Post by Evrum Delen
Also, he once said that a good christian would be working either in a
farm, a garden centre, or a crossing guard.

Endeavors which, I guess, don't entail the specific whackjob in
question to carry a gun or pointed stick.

Post by Evrum Delen
BTW, ever heard of the geneva Centre? That is where Chris Assaf is
from.

As long as that's in Canada, I'm happy.- Hide quoted text -

HA! Now, you know what Chris Assaf looks like. Show that myspace page
to St. Jackanapes. :-)
Hey! You know he also did the shouldice shuffle in April of this year?- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

St. Jackanapes

2009-12-13 18:05:19 UTC

In alt.flame.jesus.christ Evrum Delen said...

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3827...

How does Chris Assaf look in that photo? Handsome? Ugly?

Like a serial murderer?
Frightening that he works in the food industry. Does he ever
claim to hear voices?

No. But, he does make a lot of strange claims. He once claimed that a
certain public school in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, is going to be
where Judgment day takes place.
Also, he once said that a good christian would be working either in a
farm, a garden centre, or a crossing guard.

Post by Evrum Delen
BTW, ever heard of the geneva Centre? That is where Chris Assaf is
from.

As long as that's in Canada, I'm happy.- Hide quoted text -

HA! Now, you know what Chris Assaf looks like. Show that myspace page
to St. Jackanapes. :-)

I have it.

Post by Evrum Delen
Hey! You know he also did the shouldice shuffle in April of this year?

What is a "shoulderlice shuffle"?

--
St. Jackanapes

Evrum Delen

2009-12-13 22:01:34 UTC

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Evrum Delen said...

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3827...

How does Chris Assaf look in that photo? Handsome? Ugly?

Like a serial murderer?
Frightening that he works in the food industry. Does he ever
claim to hear voices?

No. But, he does make a lot of strange claims. He once claimed that a
certain public school in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, is going to be
where Judgment day takes place.
Also, he once said that a good christian would be working either in a
farm, a garden centre, or a crossing guard.

Post by Evrum Delen
BTW, ever heard of the geneva Centre? That is where Chris Assaf is
from.

As long as that's in Canada, I'm happy.- Hide quoted text -

HA! Now, you know what Chris Assaf looks like. Show that myspace page
to St. Jackanapes. :-)

I have it.

Post by Evrum Delen
Hey! You know he also did the shouldice shuffle in April of this year?

What is a "shoulderlice shuffle"?

http://www.shouldice.com/

St. Jackanapes

2009-12-14 06:36:29 UTC

In alt.flame.jesus.christ Evrum Delen said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Evrum Delen said...

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3827...

How does Chris Assaf look in that photo? Handsome? Ugly?

Like a serial murderer?
Frightening that he works in the food industry. Does he ever
claim to hear voices?

No. But, he does make a lot of strange claims. He once claimed that a
certain public school in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, is going to be
where Judgment day takes place.
Also, he once said that a good christian would be working either in a
farm, a garden centre, or a crossing guard.

Post by Evrum Delen
BTW, ever heard of the geneva Centre? That is where Chris Assaf is
from.

As long as that's in Canada, I'm happy.- Hide quoted text -

HA! Now, you know what Chris Assaf looks like. Show that myspace page
to St. Jackanapes. :-)

I have it.

Post by Evrum Delen
Hey! You know he also did the shouldice shuffle in April of this year?

What is a "shoulderlice shuffle"?

http://www.shouldice.com/

My oh my! So now he's a ShoulderLice Alumni and gets invited back every
year for the annual Hernia Hootenanny where he can get his goods
inspected in the name of science, something that Asshat doesn't believe
in. I sure hope he didn't miss October's Hernia Hootenanny - forget the
chumming around with the healed hernias of long ago, or the free leak
inspection - the entertainment alone was reason enough to make the trip:

http://www.shouldice.com/entertainment_3.html

And if that wasn't enough there was dancing too!

http://www.shouldice.com/entertainment_1.html

But I'm sure that poor Asshat, following his beloved mother's advice,
was already long in bed after his nightly glass of warm milk before the
real entertainment of the night began...

http://www.shouldice.com/entertainment_2.html

Now *that* puts the Hoot in the Nanny! I may have to give myself a
hernia so I can go to these yearly patient reunions. But wait - if you
have a hernia you can't have sex, can you?? You'll rupture! So why are
they having half-naked island girls dancing for all of those elderly
former patients & their aged wives??

--
St. Jackanapes

Father Haskell

2009-12-14 06:57:02 UTC

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Evrum Delen said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Evrum Delen said...

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3827...

How does Chris Assaf look in that photo? Handsome? Ugly?

Like a serial murderer?
Frightening that he works in the food industry. Does he ever
claim to hear voices?

No. But, he does make a lot of strange claims. He once claimed that a
certain public school in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, is going to be
where Judgment day takes place.
Also, he once said that a good christian would be working either in a
farm, a garden centre, or a crossing guard.

Post by Evrum Delen
BTW, ever heard of the geneva Centre? That is where Chris Assaf is
from.

As long as that's in Canada, I'm happy.- Hide quoted text -

HA! Now, you know what Chris Assaf looks like. Show that myspace page
to St. Jackanapes. :-)

I have it.

Post by Evrum Delen
Hey! You know he also did the shouldice shuffle in April of this year?

What is a "shoulderlice shuffle"?

http://www.shouldice.com/

My oh my! So now he's a ShoulderLice Alumni and gets invited back every
year for the annual Hernia Hootenanny where he can get his goods
inspected in the name of science, something that Asshat doesn't believe
in. I sure hope he didn't miss October's Hernia Hootenanny - forget the
chumming around with the healed hernias of long ago, or the free leak
http://www.shouldice.com/entertainment_3.html
And if that wasn't enough there was dancing too!
http://www.shouldice.com/entertainment_1.html
But I'm sure that poor Asshat, following his beloved mother's advice,
was already long in bed after his nightly glass of warm milk before the
real entertainment of the night began...
http://www.shouldice.com/entertainment_2.html
Now *that* puts the Hoot in the Nanny! I may have to give myself a
hernia so I can go to these yearly patient reunions. But wait - if you
have a hernia you can't have sex, can you?? You'll rupture! So why are
they having half-naked island girls dancing for all of those elderly
former patients & their aged wives??

THAT's the Canadian health care system?

Evrum Delen

2009-12-17 12:51:32 UTC

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Evrum Delen said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Evrum Delen said...

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3827...

How does Chris Assaf look in that photo? Handsome? Ugly?

Like a serial murderer?
Frightening that he works in the food industry. Does he ever
claim to hear voices?

No. But, he does make a lot of strange claims. He once claimed that a
certain public school in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, is going to be
where Judgment day takes place.
Also, he once said that a good christian would be working either in a
farm, a garden centre, or a crossing guard.

Post by Evrum Delen
BTW, ever heard of the geneva Centre? That is where Chris Assaf is
from.

As long as that's in Canada, I'm happy.- Hide quoted text -

HA! Now, you know what Chris Assaf looks like. Show that myspace page
to St. Jackanapes. :-)

I have it.

Post by Evrum Delen
Hey! You know he also did the shouldice shuffle in April of this year?

What is a "shoulderlice shuffle"?

http://www.shouldice.com/

My oh my! So now he's a ShoulderLice Alumni and gets invited back every
year for the annual Hernia Hootenanny where he can get his goods
inspected in the name of science, something that Asshat doesn't believe
in. I sure hope he didn't miss October's Hernia Hootenanny - forget the
chumming around with the healed hernias of long ago, or the free leak
http://www.shouldice.com/entertainment_3.html
And if that wasn't enough there was dancing too!
http://www.shouldice.com/entertainment_1.html
But I'm sure that poor Asshat, following his beloved mother's advice,
was already long in bed after his nightly glass of warm milk before the
real entertainment of the night began...
http://www.shouldice.com/entertainment_2.html
Now *that* puts the Hoot in the Nanny! I may have to give myself a
hernia so I can go to these yearly patient reunions. But wait - if you
have a hernia you can't have sex, can you?? You'll rupture! So why are
they having half-naked island girls dancing for all of those elderly
former patients & their aged wives??

THAT's the Canadian health care system?- Hide quoted text -

Yeah. Superior to your health care system.

Father Haskell

2009-12-18 01:18:39 UTC

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Evrum Delen said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Evrum Delen said...

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3827...

How does Chris Assaf look in that photo? Handsome? Ugly?

Like a serial murderer?
Frightening that he works in the food industry. Does he ever
claim to hear voices?

No. But, he does make a lot of strange claims. He once claimed that a
certain public school in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, is going to be
where Judgment day takes place.
Also, he once said that a good christian would be working either in a
farm, a garden centre, or a crossing guard.

Post by Evrum Delen
BTW, ever heard of the geneva Centre? That is where Chris Assaf is
from.

As long as that's in Canada, I'm happy.- Hide quoted text -

HA! Now, you know what Chris Assaf looks like. Show that myspace page
to St. Jackanapes. :-)

I have it.

Post by Evrum Delen
Hey! You know he also did the shouldice shuffle in April of this year?

What is a "shoulderlice shuffle"?

http://www.shouldice.com/

My oh my! So now he's a ShoulderLice Alumni and gets invited back every
year for the annual Hernia Hootenanny where he can get his goods
inspected in the name of science, something that Asshat doesn't believe
in. I sure hope he didn't miss October's Hernia Hootenanny - forget the
chumming around with the healed hernias of long ago, or the free leak
http://www.shouldice.com/entertainment_3.html
And if that wasn't enough there was dancing too!
http://www.shouldice.com/entertainment_1.html
But I'm sure that poor Asshat, following his beloved mother's advice,
was already long in bed after his nightly glass of warm milk before the
real entertainment of the night began...
http://www.shouldice.com/entertainment_2.html
Now *that* puts the Hoot in the Nanny! I may have to give myself a
hernia so I can go to these yearly patient reunions. But wait - if you
have a hernia you can't have sex, can you?? You'll rupture! So why are
they having half-naked island girls dancing for all of those elderly
former patients & their aged wives??

THAT's the Canadian health care system?- Hide quoted text -

Yeah. Superior to your health care system.

What health care system?

St. Jackanapes

2009-12-18 06:36:03 UTC

In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Evrum Delen said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Evrum Delen said...

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3827...

How does Chris Assaf look in that photo? Handsome? Ugly?

Like a serial murderer?
Frightening that he works in the food industry. Does he ever
claim to hear voices?

No. But, he does make a lot of strange claims. He once claimed that a
certain public school in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, is going to be
where Judgment day takes place.
Also, he once said that a good christian would be working either in a
farm, a garden centre, or a crossing guard.

Post by Evrum Delen
BTW, ever heard of the geneva Centre? That is where Chris Assaf is
from.

As long as that's in Canada, I'm happy.- Hide quoted text -

HA! Now, you know what Chris Assaf looks like. Show that myspace page
to St. Jackanapes. :-)

I have it.

Post by Evrum Delen
Hey! You know he also did the shouldice shuffle in April of this year?

What is a "shoulderlice shuffle"?

http://www.shouldice.com/

My oh my! So now he's a ShoulderLice Alumni and gets invited back every
year for the annual Hernia Hootenanny where he can get his goods
inspected in the name of science, something that Asshat doesn't believe
in. I sure hope he didn't miss October's Hernia Hootenanny - forget the
chumming around with the healed hernias of long ago, or the free leak
http://www.shouldice.com/entertainment_3.html
And if that wasn't enough there was dancing too!
http://www.shouldice.com/entertainment_1.html
But I'm sure that poor Asshat, following his beloved mother's advice,
was already long in bed after his nightly glass of warm milk before the
real entertainment of the night began...
http://www.shouldice.com/entertainment_2.html
Now *that* puts the Hoot in the Nanny! I may have to give myself a
hernia so I can go to these yearly patient reunions. But wait - if you
have a hernia you can't have sex, can you?? You'll rupture! So why are
they having half-naked island girls dancing for all of those elderly
former patients & their aged wives??

THAT's the Canadian health care system?- Hide quoted text -

Yeah. Superior to your health care system.

What health care system?

The one that we were just screwed out of thanks to those fucking
cocksucking whores in our Senate the past three weeks.

--
St. Jackanapes

Father Haskell

2009-12-19 05:07:11 UTC

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Evrum Delen said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Evrum Delen said...

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3827...

How does Chris Assaf look in that photo? Handsome? Ugly?

Like a serial murderer?
Frightening that he works in the food industry. Does he ever
claim to hear voices?

No. But, he does make a lot of strange claims. He once claimed that a
certain public school in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, is going to be
where Judgment day takes place.
Also, he once said that a good christian would be working either in a
farm, a garden centre, or a crossing guard.

Post by Evrum Delen
BTW, ever heard of the geneva Centre? That is where Chris Assaf is
from.

As long as that's in Canada, I'm happy.- Hide quoted text -

HA! Now, you know what Chris Assaf looks like. Show that myspace page
to St. Jackanapes. :-)

I have it.

Post by Evrum Delen
Hey! You know he also did the shouldice shuffle in April of this year?

What is a "shoulderlice shuffle"?

http://www.shouldice.com/

My oh my! So now he's a ShoulderLice Alumni and gets invited back every
year for the annual Hernia Hootenanny where he can get his goods
inspected in the name of science, something that Asshat doesn't believe
in. I sure hope he didn't miss October's Hernia Hootenanny - forget the
chumming around with the healed hernias of long ago, or the free leak
http://www.shouldice.com/entertainment_3.html
And if that wasn't enough there was dancing too!
http://www.shouldice.com/entertainment_1.html
But I'm sure that poor Asshat, following his beloved mother's advice,
was already long in bed after his nightly glass of warm milk before the
real entertainment of the night began...
http://www.shouldice.com/entertainment_2.html
Now *that* puts the Hoot in the Nanny! I may have to give myself a
hernia so I can go to these yearly patient reunions. But wait - if you
have a hernia you can't have sex, can you?? You'll rupture! So why are
they having half-naked island girls dancing for all of those elderly
former patients & their aged wives??

THAT's the Canadian health care system?- Hide quoted text -

Yeah. Superior to your health care system.

What health care system?

The one that we were just screwed out of thanks to those fucking
cocksucking whores in our Senate the past three weeks.

I'll bet cocksucking whores have better coverage than
90% of their fellow Americans.

St. Jackanapes

2009-12-19 06:22:20 UTC

In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

[CHOPPED EXCESS MANURE]

Post by St. Jackanapes
My oh my! So now he's a ShoulderLice Alumni and gets invited back every
year for the annual Hernia Hootenanny where he can get his goods
inspected in the name of science, something that Asshat doesn't believe
in. I sure hope he didn't miss October's Hernia Hootenanny - forget the
chumming around with the healed hernias of long ago, or the free leak
http://www.shouldice.com/entertainment_3.html
And if that wasn't enough there was dancing too!
http://www.shouldice.com/entertainment_1.html
But I'm sure that poor Asshat, following his beloved mother's advice,
was already long in bed after his nightly glass of warm milk before the
real entertainment of the night began...
http://www.shouldice.com/entertainment_2.html
Now *that* puts the Hoot in the Nanny! I may have to give myself a
hernia so I can go to these yearly patient reunions. But wait - if you
have a hernia you can't have sex, can you?? You'll rupture! So why are
they having half-naked island girls dancing for all of those elderly
former patients & their aged wives??

THAT's the Canadian health care system?- Hide quoted text -

Yeah. Superior to your health care system.

What health care system?

The one that we were just screwed out of thanks to those fucking
cocksucking whores in our Senate the past three weeks.

I'll bet cocksucking whores have better coverage than
90% of their fellow Americans.

Believe it or not - I have the same excellent health insurance that
those Senatorial cocksuckers have. Seriously. SSDI is a wonderful thing.
And all it took me was a diagnosis, a denial, and a Social Security
lawyer like the Medicaid lawyer guy that advertises on TV with the funny
brown hat.

--
St. Jackanapes

Father Haskell

2009-12-19 07:20:52 UTC

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

[CHOPPED EXCESS MANURE]

THAT's the Canadian health care system?- Hide quoted text -

Yeah. Superior to your health care system.

What health care system?

The one that we were just screwed out of thanks to those fucking
cocksucking whores in our Senate the past three weeks.

I'll bet cocksucking whores have better coverage than
90% of their fellow Americans.

What's an mild case of epilepsy worth?

St. Jackanapes

2010-01-24 06:57:22 UTC

Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

[CHOPPED EXCESS MANURE]

THAT's the Canadian health care system?- Hide quoted text -

Yeah. Superior to your health care system.

What health care system?

The one that we were just screwed out of thanks to those fucking
cocksucking whores in our Senate the past three weeks.

I'll bet cocksucking whores have better coverage than
90% of their fellow Americans.

What's an mild case of epilepsy worth?

Nothing is mild in the disability game!

--
St. Jackanapes
-------------------------------
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Father Haskell

2010-01-24 07:08:08 UTC

Post by St. Jackanapes
Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

[CHOPPED EXCESS MANURE]

THAT's the Canadian health care system?- Hide quoted text -

Yeah. Superior to your health care system.

What health care system?

The one that we were just screwed out of thanks to those fucking
cocksucking whores in our Senate the past three weeks.

I'll bet cocksucking whores have better coverage than
90% of their fellow Americans.

What's an mild case of epilepsy worth?

Nothing is mild in the disability game!

So I'd make a better impression on my caseworker if
I wore a bucket on my head and fell over everything?

St. Jackanapes

2010-01-30 05:48:47 UTC

Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

[CHOPPED EXCESS MANURE]

THAT's the Canadian health care system?- Hide quoted text -

Yeah. Superior to your health care system.

What health care system?

The one that we were just screwed out of thanks to those fucking
cocksucking whores in our Senate the past three weeks.

I'll bet cocksucking whores have better coverage than
90% of their fellow Americans.

What's an mild case of epilepsy worth?

Nothing is mild in the disability game!

So I'd make a better impression on my caseworker if
I wore a bucket on my head and fell over everything?

A drool cup wouldn't hurt. Make sure to have a lot of facial and arm
bruising before your appointment. Not all fresh, mind you. Make sure
that most of them are greenish/healing. Just one or two fresh
blues/purples.

--
St. Jackanapes
-------------------------------
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Father Haskell

2010-01-30 05:52:11 UTC

Post by St. Jackanapes
Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

[CHOPPED EXCESS MANURE]

THAT's the Canadian health care system?- Hide quoted text -

Yeah. Superior to your health care system.

What health care system?

The one that we were just screwed out of thanks to those fucking
cocksucking whores in our Senate the past three weeks.

I'll bet cocksucking whores have better coverage than
90% of their fellow Americans.

What's an mild case of epilepsy worth?

Nothing is mild in the disability game!

So I'd make a better impression on my caseworker if
I wore a bucket on my head and fell over everything?

What works for me is fresh, bleeding contusions (mortician's
wax, chicken bone splinters, and stage blood) followed by
"you'll hear from my fucking lawyer."

St. Jackanapes

2010-02-12 08:09:11 UTC

Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

[CHOPPED EXCESS MANURE]

THAT's the Canadian health care system?- Hide quoted text -

Yeah. Superior to your health care system.

What health care system?

The one that we were just screwed out of thanks to those fucking
cocksucking whores in our Senate the past three weeks.

I'll bet cocksucking whores have better coverage than
90% of their fellow Americans.

What's an mild case of epilepsy worth?

Nothing is mild in the disability game!

So I'd make a better impression on my caseworker if
I wore a bucket on my head and fell over everything?

What works for me is fresh, bleeding contusions (mortician's
wax, chicken bone splinters, and stage blood) followed by
"you'll hear from my fucking lawyer."

Crunch!

--
St. Jackanapes
-------------------------------
Anti-Jesus Forum: http://www.voy.com/20630/

St. Jackanapes

2009-12-18 06:34:22 UTC

In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Evrum Delen said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Evrum Delen said...

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3827...

How does Chris Assaf look in that photo? Handsome? Ugly?

Like a serial murderer?
Frightening that he works in the food industry. Does he ever
claim to hear voices?

No. But, he does make a lot of strange claims. He once claimed that a
certain public school in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, is going to be
where Judgment day takes place.
Also, he once said that a good christian would be working either in a
farm, a garden centre, or a crossing guard.

Post by Evrum Delen
BTW, ever heard of the geneva Centre? That is where Chris Assaf is
from.

As long as that's in Canada, I'm happy.- Hide quoted text -

HA! Now, you know what Chris Assaf looks like. Show that myspace page
to St. Jackanapes. :-)

I have it.

Post by Evrum Delen
Hey! You know he also did the shouldice shuffle in April of this year?

What is a "shoulderlice shuffle"?

http://www.shouldice.com/

My oh my! So now he's a ShoulderLice Alumni and gets invited back every
year for the annual Hernia Hootenanny where he can get his goods
inspected in the name of science, something that Asshat doesn't believe
in. I sure hope he didn't miss October's Hernia Hootenanny - forget the
chumming around with the healed hernias of long ago, or the free leak
http://www.shouldice.com/entertainment_3.html
And if that wasn't enough there was dancing too!
http://www.shouldice.com/entertainment_1.html
But I'm sure that poor Asshat, following his beloved mother's advice,
was already long in bed after his nightly glass of warm milk before the
real entertainment of the night began...
http://www.shouldice.com/entertainment_2.html
Now *that* puts the Hoot in the Nanny! I may have to give myself a
hernia so I can go to these yearly patient reunions. But wait - if you
have a hernia you can't have sex, can you?? You'll rupture! So why are
they having half-naked island girls dancing for all of those elderly
former patients & their aged wives??

THAT's the Canadian health care system?

It does have some appeal - the only invites that I get from places that
have fiddled with my vittles has been to come in and pay my bills. In
fact their agents called me 4 times before 9:30am demanding payment.

--
St. Jackanapes

Father Haskell

2009-12-19 05:19:27 UTC

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Evrum Delen said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Evrum Delen said...

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3827...

How does Chris Assaf look in that photo? Handsome? Ugly?

Like a serial murderer?
Frightening that he works in the food industry. Does he ever
claim to hear voices?

No. But, he does make a lot of strange claims. He once claimed that a
certain public school in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, is going to be
where Judgment day takes place.
Also, he once said that a good christian would be working either in a
farm, a garden centre, or a crossing guard.

Post by Evrum Delen
BTW, ever heard of the geneva Centre? That is where Chris Assaf is
from.

As long as that's in Canada, I'm happy.- Hide quoted text -

HA! Now, you know what Chris Assaf looks like. Show that myspace page
to St. Jackanapes. :-)

I have it.

Post by Evrum Delen
Hey! You know he also did the shouldice shuffle in April of this year?

What is a "shoulderlice shuffle"?

http://www.shouldice.com/

My oh my! So now he's a ShoulderLice Alumni and gets invited back every
year for the annual Hernia Hootenanny where he can get his goods
inspected in the name of science, something that Asshat doesn't believe
in. I sure hope he didn't miss October's Hernia Hootenanny - forget the
chumming around with the healed hernias of long ago, or the free leak
http://www.shouldice.com/entertainment_3.html
And if that wasn't enough there was dancing too!
http://www.shouldice.com/entertainment_1.html
But I'm sure that poor Asshat, following his beloved mother's advice,
was already long in bed after his nightly glass of warm milk before the
real entertainment of the night began...
http://www.shouldice.com/entertainment_2.html
Now *that* puts the Hoot in the Nanny! I may have to give myself a
hernia so I can go to these yearly patient reunions. But wait - if you
have a hernia you can't have sex, can you?? You'll rupture! So why are
they having half-naked island girls dancing for all of those elderly
former patients & their aged wives??

THAT's the Canadian health care system?

I'm now getting notifications from bill collectors in Canada for
refusing to pay for things like $800 prednisone shots or a
$400 oxygen sensor thingy that clips to your fingertip (courtesy
of Maryland-based Lifebridge Health Care). Let them file
for extradition for all I care.

St. Jackanapes

2009-12-19 06:31:21 UTC

In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...
[CHOPPED OLD HILARITY TO LESSEN CARBON FOOTPRINT]

THAT's the Canadian health care system?

These days changing phone numbers and phone companies is so simple that
I leave them in the dust all the time. Plus, you can go on-line and put
in fake phone numbers for your accounts like credit cards and such. That
debt collector that I mentioned - I was in my cups and my girlfriend
said "Just answer the bastards!" instead of just muting the ringer. I
did and as soon as the oriental gal told me she was a debt collector I
made her stop talking. I told her that I do *NOT* deal with debt
collectors - EVER! I will only deal with the company that I owe the
money to. As I hung up I heard her squawking about something. Much to my
astonishment I haven't received one call from them since. That was three
days ago.

I'm sure that they'll regroup and begin a new assault upon my phone
before long. Surely they won't give up that easy. I read on-line that
this place is the world's most evil bill collection agency.

--
St. Jackanapes

Father Haskell

2009-12-19 07:42:45 UTC

Post by St. Jackanapes
That
debt collector that I mentioned - I was in my cups and my girlfriend
said "Just answer the bastards!" instead of just muting the ringer. I
did and as soon as the oriental gal told me she was a debt collector I
made her stop talking. I told her that I do *NOT* deal with debt
collectors - EVER! I will only deal with the company that I owe the
money to. As I hung up I heard her squawking about something. Much to my
astonishment I haven't received one call from them since. That was three
days ago.

Easy to locate the collector's office -- ask her the time.
If it leads yours by 11:30 hours, you know she's calling
from Mumbai.

http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/full.html

St. Jackanapes

2010-01-06 06:48:03 UTC

Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...

Easy to locate the collector's office -- ask her the time.
If it leads yours by 11:30 hours, you know she's calling
from Mumbai.
http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/full.html

Oh, I know where they're calling from, and what about. In just 6 more
months I can legally file bankruptcy again. I love being an American!
What's amazing is that it was our founding fathers who dreamed up the
bankruptcy laws. I could kiss them if they weren't all dust & a few
bones.

--
St. Jackanapes

Velvet Elvis

2009-12-15 10:40:23 UTC

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Evrum Delen said...

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3827...

How does Chris Assaf look in that photo? Handsome? Ugly?

Like a serial murderer?
Frightening that he works in the food industry. Does he ever
claim to hear voices?

No. But, he does make a lot of strange claims. He once claimed that a
certain public school in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, is going to be
where Judgment day takes place.
Also, he once said that a good christian would be working either in a
farm, a garden centre, or a crossing guard.

Post by Evrum Delen
BTW, ever heard of the geneva Centre? That is where Chris Assaf is
from.

As long as that's in Canada, I'm happy.- Hide quoted text -

HA! Now, you know what Chris Assaf looks like. Show that myspace page
to St. Jackanapes. :-)

I have it.

Post by Evrum Delen
Hey! You know he also did the shouldice shuffle in April of this year?

What is a "shoulderlice shuffle"?

http://www.shouldice.com/

Great hospital. I used to live down the road from it. After surgery, they
walk you back to your room. Lots of Merkins came up there for treatment.

--
------------------------------------------
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

St. Jackanapes

2010-01-06 06:49:43 UTC

Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Velvet Elvis said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Evrum Delen said...

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3827...

How does Chris Assaf look in that photo? Handsome? Ugly?

Like a serial murderer?
Frightening that he works in the food industry. Does he ever
claim to hear voices?

No. But, he does make a lot of strange claims. He once claimed that a
certain public school in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, is going to be
where Judgment day takes place.
Also, he once said that a good christian would be working either in a
farm, a garden centre, or a crossing guard.

Post by Evrum Delen
BTW, ever heard of the geneva Centre? That is where Chris Assaf is
from.

As long as that's in Canada, I'm happy.- Hide quoted text -

HA! Now, you know what Chris Assaf looks like. Show that myspace page
to St. Jackanapes. :-)

I have it.

Post by Evrum Delen
Hey! You know he also did the shouldice shuffle in April of this year?

What is a "shoulderlice shuffle"?

http://www.shouldice.com/

Great hospital. I used to live down the road from it. After surgery, they
walk you back to your room. Lots of Merkins came up there for treatment.

Down here in the USA they do better than walk us back to our rooms post
surgery. They load us full of narcotics and wheel us back to our rooms
on gurneys. Do they really make you Canuk's walk??

--
St. Jackanapes

Father Haskell

2010-01-06 22:42:14 UTC

Post by St. Jackanapes
Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Velvet Elvis said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Evrum Delen said...

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3827...

How does Chris Assaf look in that photo? Handsome? Ugly?

Like a serial murderer?
Frightening that he works in the food industry. Does he ever
claim to hear voices?

No. But, he does make a lot of strange claims. He once claimed that a
certain public school in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, is going to be
where Judgment day takes place.
Also, he once said that a good christian would be working either in a
farm, a garden centre, or a crossing guard.

Post by Evrum Delen
BTW, ever heard of the geneva Centre? That is where Chris Assaf is
from.

As long as that's in Canada, I'm happy.- Hide quoted text -

HA! Now, you know what Chris Assaf looks like. Show that myspace page
to St. Jackanapes. :-)

I have it.

Post by Evrum Delen
Hey! You know he also did the shouldice shuffle in April of this year?

What is a "shoulderlice shuffle"?

http://www.shouldice.com/

Great hospital. I used to live down the road from it. After surgery, they
walk you back to your room. Lots of Merkins came up there for treatment.

Down here in the USA they do better than walk us back to our rooms post
surgery. They load us full of narcotics and wheel us back to our rooms
on gurneys. Do they really make you Canuk's walk??

That's done so you don't "accidentally" trip over something
and sue them as payback for the bill.

St. Jackanapes

2010-01-24 06:33:48 UTC

Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
[CHOPPED ANY RESIDUAL ASSHATTERY]

Post by St. Jackanapes
What is a "shoulderlice shuffle"?

http://www.shouldice.com/

Great hospital. I used to live down the road from it. After surgery, they
walk you back to your room. Lots of Merkins came up there for treatment.

Down here in the USA they do better than walk us back to our rooms post
surgery. They load us full of narcotics and wheel us back to our rooms
on gurneys. Do they really make you Canuk's walk??

That's done so you don't "accidentally" trip over something
and sue them as payback for the bill.

When I was in for a simple gall bladder removal I had more fun than I
ever felt I would have had. They got me up on the operating table and
while we all waited on the surgeon the eager young oriental
anesthesiologist asked me "are you in a lot of pain right now???" I told
him that he wouldn't believe how much pain I was in! He got a huge grin
on his face as I told him about my additional spinal, shoulder and neck
injuries and how I hadn't been allowed to take my own narcotics that
morning. The next thing I knew I had the entire operating theater
laughing their asses off. They all came to attention when Dr. Sawguts
came into the theater. No more nonsense. The last thing I remembered was
the Asian kid saying "goodbye!"

I awoke in a room with ten beds, five on each side facing one another. I
was very stoned - but I immediately complained about how much pain I was
in. Morphine! When they got me to the recovery chair - the last step
before they boot you from the hospital - I demanded more morphine and
was given it. I was also ravenously hungry after fasting. Two black
orderlies brought me a full meatloaf dinner that I wolfed down so fast
that the orderlies were in hysterics. They'd never seen anyone a half
hour after having their guts cut open wolf down food like I did. They
even brought in fellow workers to watch me and laugh.

I had another attack of pain but the recovery doctor refused me any more
morphine. While he was off rending to someone else I grabbed his
assistant and demanded more morphine. He gladly gave me a huge dose -
full belly - full of morphine - I was in heaven. That's when the
recovery doc came in and found out his assistant and loaded me full and
boy was he pissed. He dragged his assistant from the room by his ear and
booted me out to my girlfriend's car.

I won't bother you about how I terrified shoppers at the Kroger's store
about a half hour later while driving reckless in a fat woman's electric
shopping cart.

--
St. Jackanapes
-------------------------------
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Father Haskell

2010-01-24 06:48:02 UTC

Post by St. Jackanapes
Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
[CHOPPED ANY RESIDUAL ASSHATTERY]

Post by St. Jackanapes
What is a "shoulderlice shuffle"?

http://www.shouldice.com/

Great hospital. I used to live down the road from it. After surgery, they
walk you back to your room. Lots of Merkins came up there for treatment.

Down here in the USA they do better than walk us back to our rooms post
surgery. They load us full of narcotics and wheel us back to our rooms
on gurneys. Do they really make you Canuk's walk??

That's done so you don't "accidentally" trip over something
and sue them as payback for the bill.

When I was in for a simple gall bladder removal I had more fun than I
ever felt I would have had. They got me up on the operating table and
while we all waited on the surgeon the eager young oriental
anesthesiologist asked me "are you in a lot of pain right now???" I told
him that he wouldn't believe how much pain I was in! He got a huge grin
on his face as I told him about my additional spinal, shoulder and neck
injuries and how I hadn't been allowed to take my own narcotics that
morning. The next thing I knew I had the entire operating theater
laughing their asses off. They all came to attention when Dr. Sawguts
came into the theater. No more nonsense. The last thing I remembered was
the Asian kid saying "goodbye!"
I awoke in a room with ten beds, five on each side facing one another. I
was very stoned - but I immediately complained about how much pain I was
in. Morphine! When they got me to the recovery chair - the last step
before they boot you from the hospital - I demanded more morphine and
was given it. I was also ravenously hungry after fasting. Two black
orderlies brought me a full meatloaf dinner that I wolfed down so fast
that the orderlies were in hysterics. They'd never seen anyone a half
hour after having their guts cut open wolf down food like I did. They
even brought in fellow workers to watch me and laugh.
I had another attack of pain but the recovery doctor refused me any more
morphine. While he was off rending to someone else I grabbed his
assistant and demanded more morphine. He gladly gave me a huge dose -
full belly - full of morphine - I was in heaven. That's when the
recovery doc came in and found out his assistant and loaded me full and
boy was he pissed. He dragged his assistant from the room by his ear and
booted me out to my girlfriend's car.

I have no fear of morphine. It's a true medical miracle. If
I were a doc, I'd hand it out like Snickers on Halloween.

Post by St. Jackanapes
I won't bother you about how I terrified shoppers at the Kroger's store
about a half hour later while driving reckless in a fat woman's electric
shopping cart.

Wearing dark glasses and waving a cane while crashing into
everyone would have made that prank perfect. I hope you
nailed a few kids.

Velvet Elvis

2010-01-24 15:01:57 UTC

On Sat, 23 Jan 2010 22:48:02 -0800 (PST), Father Haskell

Post by Father Haskell
I have no fear of morphine. It's a true medical miracle. If
I were a doc, I'd hand it out like Snickers on Halloween.

Another added benefit for the portly: it's great for losing weight.

Father Haskell

2010-01-25 03:05:30 UTC

Post by Velvet Elvis
On Sat, 23 Jan 2010 22:48:02 -0800 (PST), Father Haskell

I have no fear of morphine. It's a true medical miracle. If
I were a doc, I'd hand it out like Snickers on Halloween.

Another added benefit for the portly: it's great for losing weight.

Whereas weed is good for gaining weight.

St. Jackanapes

2010-01-30 05:52:37 UTC

Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...

Post by Velvet Elvis
On Sat, 23 Jan 2010 22:48:02 -0800 (PST), Father Haskell

I have no fear of morphine. It's a true medical miracle. If
I were a doc, I'd hand it out like Snickers on Halloween.

Another added benefit for the portly: it's great for losing weight.

Whereas weed is good for gaining weight.

I'm not so sure about that. After a long 20 year wait I recently was
contacted on-line by an old 9th grade girlfriend. She's an old hippie
broad now and never quit smoking pot. Since I started smoking again I've
been losing weight. Well, she recently began baking me brownies, so I'm
not sure how long the weight loss will last.

--
St. Jackanapes
-------------------------------
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Father Haskell

2010-02-01 06:21:25 UTC

Post by St. Jackanapes
Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...

Post by Velvet Elvis
On Sat, 23 Jan 2010 22:48:02 -0800 (PST), Father Haskell

I have no fear of morphine. It's a true medical miracle. If
I were a doc, I'd hand it out like Snickers on Halloween.

Another added benefit for the portly: it's great for losing weight.

Whereas weed is good for gaining weight.

She ever added creative "extras" like Froot Loops and
miniature marshmallows? Only a true pothead would
try combinations like that.

Froot Loops on ice cream are incredible when you're
stoned. Actually, _any_ sugared breakfast cereal
is incredible as a Sundae topping when you're stoned.

St. Jackanapes

2010-02-12 08:15:22 UTC

Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...

Post by Velvet Elvis
On Sat, 23 Jan 2010 22:48:02 -0800 (PST), Father Haskell

I have no fear of morphine. It's a true medical miracle. If
I were a doc, I'd hand it out like Snickers on Halloween.

Another added benefit for the portly: it's great for losing weight.

Whereas weed is good for gaining weight.

She ever added creative "extras" like Froot Loops and
miniature marshmallows? Only a true pothead would
try combinations like that.
Froot Loops on ice cream are incredible when you're
stoned. Actually, _any_ sugared breakfast cereal
is incredible as a Sundae topping when you're stoned.

Nope. I just found out via email that she's not a baker! She
fessed up that some other old hippy female makes them for her.
She'd just decided to treat me with one. I've only had one so
far & shared it with my female partner. But we'd each had too
many cocktails before eating.

--
St. Jackanapes
-------------------------------
Anti-Jesus Forum: http://www.voy.com/20630/

Velvet Elvis

2010-01-09 03:44:09 UTC

Post by St. Jackanapes
Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Velvet Elvis said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Evrum Delen said...

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3827...

How does Chris Assaf look in that photo? Handsome? Ugly?

Like a serial murderer?
Frightening that he works in the food industry. Does he ever
claim to hear voices?

No. But, he does make a lot of strange claims. He once claimed that a
certain public school in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, is going to be
where Judgment day takes place.
Also, he once said that a good christian would be working either in a
farm, a garden centre, or a crossing guard.

Post by Evrum Delen
BTW, ever heard of the geneva Centre? That is where Chris Assaf is
from.

As long as that's in Canada, I'm happy.- Hide quoted text -

HA! Now, you know what Chris Assaf looks like. Show that myspace page
to St. Jackanapes. :-)

I have it.

Post by Evrum Delen
Hey! You know he also did the shouldice shuffle in April of this year?

What is a "shoulderlice shuffle"?

http://www.shouldice.com/

Great hospital. I used to live down the road from it. After surgery, they
walk you back to your room. Lots of Merkins came up there for treatment.

Down here in the USA they do better than walk us back to our rooms post
surgery. They load us full of narcotics and wheel us back to our rooms
on gurneys. Do they really make you Canuk's walk??

It was the technique they used. They developed a less catastrophic surgery
technique that allowed it. This was in the early 70's. It's probably
commonplace now. Hell, now we're doing open heart surgery in the morning, and
you're out playing touch football in the afternoon.

St. Jackanapes

2009-12-13 18:03:39 UTC

In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=382715677&blogId=399562238

BWAAA-HA-HA! That fucker was lying about his career - or careers - just
like I said. What a fucking loser! He said that he *worked* at a prison.
But here he says that he has an obsession with seeing the inside of one.
Is there anyone up in Canada that can give him a hand at living his
dream?

--
St. Jackanapes

Father Haskell

2009-12-14 04:13:07 UTC

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3827...

BWAAA-HA-HA! That fucker was lying about his career - or careers - just
like I said. What a fucking loser! He said that he *worked* at a prison.

That was "things to do" number 4.

Number 8 was get married.

Post by St. Jackanapes
But here he says that he has an obsession with seeing the inside of one.
Is there anyone up in Canada that can give him a hand at living his
dream?

You can't get arrested for anything in Canada anymore.
Shame.

St. Jackanapes

2009-12-14 06:06:09 UTC

In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3827...

BWAAA-HA-HA! That fucker was lying about his career - or careers - just
like I said. What a fucking loser! He said that he *worked* at a prison.

That was "things to do" number 4.
Number 8 was get married.

Post by St. Jackanapes
But here he says that he has an obsession with seeing the inside of one.
Is there anyone up in Canada that can give him a hand at living his
dream?

You can't get arrested for anything in Canada anymore.
Shame.

Yeah, I've heard they let the middle easterners run rampant up there -
they slaughter their own daughters for getting horny over a Dudley Do-
Right and get a slap on the wrist.

--
St. Jackanapes

Father Haskell

2009-12-14 06:15:20 UTC

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3827...

BWAAA-HA-HA! That fucker was lying about his career - or careers - just
like I said. What a fucking loser! He said that he *worked* at a prison.

That was "things to do" number 4.
Number 8 was get married.

Post by St. Jackanapes
But here he says that he has an obsession with seeing the inside of one.
Is there anyone up in Canada that can give him a hand at living his
dream?

You can't get arrested for anything in Canada anymore.
Shame.

Yeah, I've heard they let the middle easterners run rampant up there -
they slaughter their own daughters for getting horny over a Dudley Do-
Right and get a slap on the wrist.

Saudi Arabia is a "dry" country, so they have to
come to Canada to get drunk.

St. Jackanapes

2009-12-19 06:13:30 UTC

In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3827...

BWAAA-HA-HA! That fucker was lying about his career - or careers - just
like I said. What a fucking loser! He said that he *worked* at a prison.

That was "things to do" number 4.
Number 8 was get married.

Post by St. Jackanapes
But here he says that he has an obsession with seeing the inside of one.
Is there anyone up in Canada that can give him a hand at living his
dream?

You can't get arrested for anything in Canada anymore.
Shame.

Yeah, I've heard they let the middle easterners run rampant up there -
they slaughter their own daughters for getting horny over a Dudley Do-
Right and get a slap on the wrist.

Saudi Arabia is a "dry" country, so they have to
come to Canada to get drunk.

Now it all makes sense! The draw of Canadian Club!

--
St. Jackanapes

Father Haskell

2009-12-19 07:26:01 UTC

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3827...

BWAAA-HA-HA! That fucker was lying about his career - or careers - just
like I said. What a fucking loser! He said that he *worked* at a prison.

That was "things to do" number 4.
Number 8 was get married.

Post by St. Jackanapes
But here he says that he has an obsession with seeing the inside of one.
Is there anyone up in Canada that can give him a hand at living his
dream?

You can't get arrested for anything in Canada anymore.
Shame.

Yeah, I've heard they let the middle easterners run rampant up there -
they slaughter their own daughters for getting horny over a Dudley Do-
Right and get a slap on the wrist.

Saudi Arabia is a "dry" country, so they have to
come to Canada to get drunk.

Now it all makes sense! The draw of Canadian Club!

Imagine your town being overrun by drunken Arabs.
Imagine your town is Canada.

St. Jackanapes

2010-01-06 06:56:04 UTC

Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3827...

BWAAA-HA-HA! That fucker was lying about his career - or careers - just
like I said. What a fucking loser! He said that he *worked* at a prison.

That was "things to do" number 4.
Number 8 was get married.

Post by St. Jackanapes
But here he says that he has an obsession with seeing the inside of one.
Is there anyone up in Canada that can give him a hand at living his
dream?

You can't get arrested for anything in Canada anymore.
Shame.

Yeah, I've heard they let the middle easterners run rampant up there -
they slaughter their own daughters for getting horny over a Dudley Do-
Right and get a slap on the wrist.

Saudi Arabia is a "dry" country, so they have to
come to Canada to get drunk.

Now it all makes sense! The draw of Canadian Club!

Imagine your town being overrun by drunken Arabs.
Imagine your town is Canada.

As long as they're bringing hashish & opium, I don't have any problem
with it. Did I ever tell you about the transfered Lebanese high school
student I laid back in 1970? Her last name was Hashisho - seriously. I
was in bed with her after raiding dad's liquor cabinet for several hours
when dad unexpectedly came home for lunch. Luckily for me there were
several American male & female students still swilling his booze when he
barged in, which gave me and the two girls I was in bed with enough time
to dress and jump out of the bedroom window. I had a great time in high
school. Never went to any classes, but boy did I get one hell of a
worldly education.

--
St. Jackanapes

Velvet Elvis

2009-12-15 10:37:38 UTC

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=382715677&blogId=399562238

I heard that his grandfather died in a POW camp during the war. He fell off a
guard tower.

--
------------------------------------------------------
Religion is to rationality as bullshit is to horsepower.

St. Jackanapes

2010-01-06 06:57:34 UTC

Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Velvet Elvis said...

X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 5.00/32.1171

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=382715677&blogId=399562238

I heard that his grandfather died in a POW camp during the war. He fell off a
guard tower.

He didn't fall - he was giving the German lookout a lousy blowjob and
was kicked off. Isn't that right, Asshat?

--
St. Jackanapes

St. Jackanapes

2009-12-13 18:07:00 UTC

In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=382715677&blogId=399562238

That's goddamn hysterical!

--
St. Jackanapes

Evrum Delen

2009-12-18 11:57:59 UTC

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3827...

Oh, you should have read his article on internet forums here;
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=382715677&blogId=399391805

Oh, BTW, you familiar with Tim Horton's?

Velvet Elvis

2009-12-19 02:34:31 UTC

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3827...

Oh, you should have read his article on internet forums here;
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=382715677&blogId=399391805
Oh, BTW, you familiar with Tim Horton's?

"Considering how Tim Horton died, should we really be eating TimBits?"

St. Jackanapes

2009-12-19 06:32:53 UTC

In alt.flame.jesus.christ Velvet Elvis said...

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3827...

Oh, you should have read his article on internet forums here;
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=382715677&blogId=399391805
Oh, BTW, you familiar with Tim Horton's?

"Considering how Tim Horton died, should we really be eating TimBits?"

Did he eat his own balls after getting lost in the Yukon?

--
St. Jackanapes

arjay

2009-12-19 18:11:23 UTC

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Velvet Elvis said...

On Fri, 18 Dec 2009 03:57:59 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3827...

Oh, you should have read his article on internet forums here;
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=382715677&blogId=399391805
Oh, BTW, you familiar with Tim Horton's?

"Considering how Tim Horton died, should we really be eating TimBits?"

Did he eat his own balls after getting lost in the Yukon?

Early winter's morning high speed wipeout on a highway curve rated for 60
mph while travelling 100+ mph with a gut full of vodka and painkillers and
driving a car looking somewhat like this:
Loading Image...

Autopsy didn't report any solid contents in his stomach.

St. Jackanapes

2010-01-06 07:06:35 UTC

Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, arjay said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Velvet Elvis said...

On Fri, 18 Dec 2009 03:57:59 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st.
jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3827...

Oh, you should have read his article on internet forums here;
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=382715677&blogId=399391805
Oh, BTW, you familiar with Tim Horton's?

"Considering how Tim Horton died, should we really be eating TimBits?"

Did he eat his own balls after getting lost in the Yukon?

Early winter's morning high speed wipeout on a highway curve rated for 60
mph while travelling 100+ mph with a gut full of vodka and painkillers and
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Detomaso_pantera_seite.jpg
Autopsy didn't report any solid contents in his stomach.

Sounds like that was one night he should have been quaffing down
shitloads of Tim's Bit's to soak up some of that vodka. Why is that
people with too much money, fast cars, and access to lots of vodka &
painkillers can't drive worth a shit? Is it that all of the success &
money makes them believe that they're fucking invulnerable? Sure he was
a hockey hothead, but this cuts across sports, movies, wealth, &
business types. I've been swallowing vodka & painkillers for over 30
years now and I know when not to drive - and I especially know that you
don't fucking drive a highway curve rated for 60 mph while traveling 100
+ mph when you're sober!

--
St. Jackanapes

arjay

2010-01-07 08:35:00 UTC

Post by St. Jackanapes
Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, arjay said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Velvet Elvis said...

On Fri, 18 Dec 2009 03:57:59 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st.
jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3827...

Oh, you should have read his article on internet forums here;
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=382715677&blogId=399391805
Oh, BTW, you familiar with Tim Horton's?

"Considering how Tim Horton died, should we really be eating TimBits?"

Did he eat his own balls after getting lost in the Yukon?

Sounds like that was one night he should have been quaffing down
shitloads of Tim's Bit's to soak up some of that vodka.

Wouldn't have been possible. Tim wiped out in 1974. Timbits ® didn't hit
the market until 1976.

Post by St. Jackanapes
Why is that
people with too much money, fast cars, and access to lots of vodka &
painkillers can't drive worth a shit?

Better ask someone who has too much money and likes vodka.

Post by St. Jackanapes
Is it that all of the success &
money makes them believe that they're fucking invulnerable? Sure he was
a hockey hothead, but this cuts across sports, movies, wealth, &
business types. I've been swallowing vodka & painkillers for over 30
years now and I know when not to drive - and I especially know that you
don't fucking drive a highway curve rated for 60 mph while traveling 100
+ mph when you're sober!

It's possible he simply forgot it was winter. I know that highway. Taking
that curve at 100 mph would be easy in such a car -- on a dry surface and
with good visibility.

Post by St. Jackanapes
--
St. Jackanapes

St. Jackanapes

2010-01-24 06:42:49 UTC

Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, arjay said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, arjay said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Velvet Elvis said...

On Fri, 18 Dec 2009 03:57:59 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st.
jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3827...

Oh, you should have read his article on internet forums here;
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=382715677&blogId=399391805
Oh, BTW, you familiar with Tim Horton's?

"Considering how Tim Horton died, should we really be eating TimBits?"

Did he eat his own balls after getting lost in the Yukon?

Sounds like that was one night he should have been quaffing down
shitloads of Tim's Bit's to soak up some of that vodka.

Wouldn't have been possible. Tim wiped out in 1974. Timbits ® didn't hit
the market until 1976.

Very good point.

Post by St. Jackanapes
Why is that
people with too much money, fast cars, and access to lots of vodka &
painkillers can't drive worth a shit?

Better ask someone who has too much money and likes vodka.

I like vodka, but I sure don't have any money - so I won't be asking
myself. I was actually making reference to our American Hollywood types.

It's possible he simply forgot it was winter. I know that highway. Taking
that curve at 100 mph would be easy in such a car -- on a dry surface and
with good visibility.

I gave up driving those speeds when I was in my late 30's after some
reflection and finally coming to my few senses that I'd somehow beaten
the odds - driving like a fucking lunatic for 15 years and driving dead
drunk the other 18. I've only been in one bad wreck involving other
drivers and I was stone cold sober. That's when I started reflecting.

--
St. Jackanapes
-------------------------------
Anti-Jesus Forum: http://www.voy.com/20630/

Father Haskell

2009-12-19 05:21:36 UTC

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3827...

Oh, you should have read his article on internet forums here;http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3827...

Why are jesus freaks always apologizing for something?

Oh, BTW, you familiar with Tim Horton's?

???

St. Jackanapes

2009-12-19 06:32:02 UTC

In alt.flame.jesus.christ Evrum Delen said...

Post by Evrum Delen
Oh, BTW, you familiar with Tim Horton's?

I HATE that fucking chain!!

--
St. Jackanapes

Velvet Elvis

2009-12-20 06:15:44 UTC

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Evrum Delen said...

Post by Evrum Delen
Oh, BTW, you familiar with Tim Horton's?

I HATE that fucking chain!!

It's unpretentious. Unlike that other chain, if you want a large coffee, you
order a "large coffee", not a "grande whatthefuck". As an added bonus, they
put the cream and sugar in for you.

St. Jackanapes

2010-01-06 07:33:26 UTC

Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Velvet Elvis said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Evrum Delen said...

Post by Evrum Delen
Oh, BTW, you familiar with Tim Horton's?

I HATE that fucking chain!!

It's unpretentious. Unlike that other chain, if you want a large coffee, you
order a "large coffee", not a "grande whatthefuck". As an added bonus, they
put the cream and sugar in for you.

That's not why I hate them. First, I hate coffee. That crap don't pass
my lips. Even with booze in it. As for chains, I hate that "other" chain
much more than I do Horton's.

Here's why I hate Timmy's: Here in Columbus there were several small
chains that were on their way to going nationwide. Columbus has long
been a testing ground for food franchise ideas to see if they can make
it big time. That's how Horton's owner Wendy's got it's start - right
downtown an East Broad St. We've been know as the fast food capitol for
quite a while. Back in the late 80's there were several small Columbus-
only chains that I think would have gone big-time. One of my favorite's
was Back Yard Burgers.

They had these tiny drive-thru only street side stores - and they
really tasted like something that you'd make in your back yard. A real
burger that resembled real hamburger - not that gray extruded shit that
McDonald's calls a burger. I just did a search on Back Yard Burgers and
found that there's a Southern US franchise, but this has nothing to do
with the franchise I'm referring to as far as I know.

Well, along comes Wendy's to spoil my hamburger heaven - the bastards
buy up Tim Horton's and they need to find as many places to put these
fucking dry-asses "dough-nut" stores as they can as fast as they can.
They ran around Columbus in a fucking whirlwind and bought up every
local independent hot dog store, every small hamburger chain, pizza
chain, you name it, those cunts at Wendy's bought it all. Within a month
all of my favorite food places were gone and being converted to Tim
Horton's. At the time I was a document courier, so I spent all day and
night driving all over the city and sampling all of the foods to be had.
Not after Tim Horton's got here.

You want something to eat quick? It's Wendy's, McDonald's, Burger King,
Arby's (who don't know how to make a sandwich) - they homogenized this
city - You used to be able to find fun and interesting foods here before
Wendy's flooded us with Horton's. And I'm not exaggerating about being
flooded. They crammed a Horton's in every fucking crack that they could
find. They're all gone today, because of the lukewarm response Horton's
received - I think because they flooded us all at one. Now you can
mainly find them in a Wendy's/Horton's store - one side is Wendy's, the
other half Horton's - a sort of Jeckell/Hyde smashing together. And to
be honest - Wendy Burgers are pretty damn good.

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St. Jackanapes

Velvet Elvis

2010-01-09 03:54:04 UTC

Post by St. Jackanapes
Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Velvet Elvis said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Evrum Delen said...

Post by Evrum Delen
Oh, BTW, you familiar with Tim Horton's?

I HATE that fucking chain!!

It's unpretentious. Unlike that other chain, if you want a large coffee, you
order a "large coffee", not a "grande whatthefuck". As an added bonus, they
put the cream and sugar in for you.

That's not why I hate them. First, I hate coffee. That crap don't pass
my lips. Even with booze in it. As for chains, I hate that "other" chain
much more than I do Horton's.
Here's why I hate Timmy's: Here in Columbus there were several small
chains that were on their way to going nationwide. Columbus has long
been a testing ground for food franchise ideas to see if they can make
it big time. That's how Horton's owner Wendy's got it's start - right
downtown an East Broad St. We've been know as the fast food capitol for
quite a while. Back in the late 80's there were several small Columbus-
only chains that I think would have gone big-time. One of my favorite's
was Back Yard Burgers.
They had these tiny drive-thru only street side stores - and they
really tasted like something that you'd make in your back yard. A real
burger that resembled real hamburger - not that gray extruded shit that
McDonald's calls a burger. I just did a search on Back Yard Burgers and
found that there's a Southern US franchise, but this has nothing to do
with the franchise I'm referring to as far as I know.
Well, along comes Wendy's to spoil my hamburger heaven - the bastards
buy up Tim Horton's and they need to find as many places to put these
fucking dry-asses "dough-nut" stores as they can as fast as they can.
They ran around Columbus in a fucking whirlwind and bought up every
local independent hot dog store, every small hamburger chain, pizza
chain, you name it, those cunts at Wendy's bought it all. Within a month
all of my favorite food places were gone and being converted to Tim
Horton's. At the time I was a document courier, so I spent all day and
night driving all over the city and sampling all of the foods to be had.
Not after Tim Horton's got here.
You want something to eat quick? It's Wendy's, McDonald's, Burger King,
Arby's (who don't know how to make a sandwich) - they homogenized this
city - You used to be able to find fun and interesting foods here before
Wendy's flooded us with Horton's. And I'm not exaggerating about being
flooded. They crammed a Horton's in every fucking crack that they could
find. They're all gone today, because of the lukewarm response Horton's
received - I think because they flooded us all at one. Now you can
mainly find them in a Wendy's/Horton's store - one side is Wendy's, the
other half Horton's - a sort of Jeckell/Hyde smashing together. And to
be honest - Wendy Burgers are pretty damn good.

Typical large chain expansionism. Timmys used to have the best damned donuts
around. All made fresh on site. A few years ago, they decided to send frozen
crap to the stores to cook. Now their donuts are mediocre. Their coffee is
still decent though.

arjay

2010-01-09 16:15:00 UTC

Post by St. Jackanapes
Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Velvet Elvis said...

On Sat, 19 Dec 2009 01:32:02 -0500, "St. Jackanapes"

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Evrum Delen said...

Post by Evrum Delen
Oh, BTW, you familiar with Tim Horton's?

I HATE that fucking chain!!

It's unpretentious. Unlike that other chain, if you want a large coffee, you
order a "large coffee", not a "grande whatthefuck". As an added bonus, they
put the cream and sugar in for you.

That's not why I hate them. First, I hate coffee. That crap don't pass
my lips. Even with booze in it. As for chains, I hate that "other" chain
much more than I do Horton's.
Here's why I hate Timmy's: Here in Columbus there were several small
chains that were on their way to going nationwide. Columbus has long
been a testing ground for food franchise ideas to see if they can make
it big time. That's how Horton's owner Wendy's got it's start - right
downtown an East Broad St. We've been know as the fast food capitol for
quite a while. Back in the late 80's there were several small Columbus-
only chains that I think would have gone big-time. One of my favorite's
was Back Yard Burgers.
They had these tiny drive-thru only street side stores - and they
really tasted like something that you'd make in your back yard. A real
burger that resembled real hamburger - not that gray extruded shit that
McDonald's calls a burger. I just did a search on Back Yard Burgers and
found that there's a Southern US franchise, but this has nothing to do
with the franchise I'm referring to as far as I know.
Well, along comes Wendy's to spoil my hamburger heaven - the bastards
buy up Tim Horton's and they need to find as many places to put these
fucking dry-asses "dough-nut" stores as they can as fast as they can.
They ran around Columbus in a fucking whirlwind and bought up every
local independent hot dog store, every small hamburger chain, pizza
chain, you name it, those cunts at Wendy's bought it all. Within a month
all of my favorite food places were gone and being converted to Tim
Horton's. At the time I was a document courier, so I spent all day and
night driving all over the city and sampling all of the foods to be had.
Not after Tim Horton's got here.
You want something to eat quick? It's Wendy's, McDonald's, Burger King,
Arby's (who don't know how to make a sandwich) - they homogenized this
city - You used to be able to find fun and interesting foods here before
Wendy's flooded us with Horton's. And I'm not exaggerating about being
flooded. They crammed a Horton's in every fucking crack that they could
find. They're all gone today, because of the lukewarm response Horton's
received - I think because they flooded us all at one. Now you can
mainly find them in a Wendy's/Horton's store - one side is Wendy's, the
other half Horton's - a sort of Jeckell/Hyde smashing together. And to
be honest - Wendy Burgers are pretty damn good.

Compared with what their baked stuff used to be, their current crap would
have to improve ten-fold to reach mediocrity.
But you're right about the coffee ... their own blend, and the stuff, once
brewed, is sold within 20 minutes or it's tossed.

St. Jackanapes

2010-01-24 06:44:40 UTC

Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, arjay said...

Post by St. Jackanapes
Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Velvet Elvis said...

On Sat, 19 Dec 2009 01:32:02 -0500, "St. Jackanapes"

Post by St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Evrum Delen said...

Post by Evrum Delen
Oh, BTW, you familiar with Tim Horton's?

I HATE that fucking chain!!

It's unpretentious. Unlike that other chain, if you want a large coffee, you
order a "large coffee", not a "grande whatthefuck". As an added bonus, they
put the cream and sugar in for you.

That's not why I hate them. First, I hate coffee. That crap don't pass
my lips. Even with booze in it. As for chains, I hate that "other" chain
much more than I do Horton's.
Here's why I hate Timmy's: Here in Columbus there were several small
chains that were on their way to going nationwide. Columbus has long
been a testing ground for food franchise ideas to see if they can make
it big time. That's how Horton's owner Wendy's got it's start - right
downtown an East Broad St. We've been know as the fast food capitol for
quite a while. Back in the late 80's there were several small Columbus-
only chains that I think would have gone big-time. One of my favorite's
was Back Yard Burgers.
They had these tiny drive-thru only street side stores - and they
really tasted like something that you'd make in your back yard. A real
burger that resembled real hamburger - not that gray extruded shit that
McDonald's calls a burger. I just did a search on Back Yard Burgers and
found that there's a Southern US franchise, but this has nothing to do
with the franchise I'm referring to as far as I know.
Well, along comes Wendy's to spoil my hamburger heaven - the bastards
buy up Tim Horton's and they need to find as many places to put these
fucking dry-asses "dough-nut" stores as they can as fast as they can.
They ran around Columbus in a fucking whirlwind and bought up every
local independent hot dog store, every small hamburger chain, pizza
chain, you name it, those cunts at Wendy's bought it all. Within a month
all of my favorite food places were gone and being converted to Tim
Horton's. At the time I was a document courier, so I spent all day and
night driving all over the city and sampling all of the foods to be had.
Not after Tim Horton's got here.
You want something to eat quick? It's Wendy's, McDonald's, Burger King,
Arby's (who don't know how to make a sandwich) - they homogenized this
city - You used to be able to find fun and interesting foods here before
Wendy's flooded us with Horton's. And I'm not exaggerating about being
flooded. They crammed a Horton's in every fucking crack that they could
find. They're all gone today, because of the lukewarm response Horton's
received - I think because they flooded us all at one. Now you can
mainly find them in a Wendy's/Horton's store - one side is Wendy's, the
other half Horton's - a sort of Jeckell/Hyde smashing together. And to
be honest - Wendy Burgers are pretty damn good.

My girlfriend loves one of their coffee things. I have no clue what -
it's not normal coffee - and their honey bagels (?)

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St. Jackanapes
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St. Jackanapes

2010-01-06 06:58:24 UTC

Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Evrum Delen said...

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 04:27:06 -0800 (PST), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
What has happened to this newsgroup? Where are Yowie, st. jackcanapes,
father haskell, etc?

Can't see anything to flame. Got something worth the
attention?
...

http://www.myspace.com/chris_assaf

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3827...

Oh, you should have read his article on internet forums here;
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=382715677&blogId=399391805
Oh, BTW, you familiar with Tim Horton's?

Why, is that were you work as the night janitor?

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St. Jackanapes

Evrum Delen

2009-12-18 11:59:02 UTC