God murders fervent Catholic who came to church to thank him for saving his life!

[The Unknown Liberal]

Original URL: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09/10/devout_catholic/

Church altar smites devout Catholic Austrian,
crushed after popping in to thank God!

By Lester Haines

A devout Catholic who popped into church to thank God for a his rescue
from a lift was crushed to death by a 860lb stone altar, the Telegraph
reports.

Police spokesman Roman Hahslinger explained that Gunther Link, 45, was
"a very religious man and had been scared when he was trapped in the
lift and had prayed for release".

He continued: "A short while later he was pulled out of the elevator and
he went straight to the church to thank God."

Link was reported missing by his cousin, and found the next day by
parishioners going to Mass at the Weinhaus Church in Vienna.

Hahslinger concluded: "He seems to have embraced a stone pillar on which
the stone altar was perched and it fell on him, killing him instantly.
We have found his fingerprints on the pillar. We are now investigating
the case further." ®

[Yap]

Original URL:http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09/10/devout_catholic/
Church altar smites devout Catholic Austrian,
 crushed after popping in to thank God!
By Lester Haines
A devout Catholic who popped into church to thank God for a his rescue
from a lift was crushed to death by a 860lb stone altar, the Telegraph
reports.
Police spokesman Roman Hahslinger explained that Gunther Link, 45, was
"a very religious man and had been scared when he was trapped in the
lift and had prayed for release".
He continued: "A short while later he was pulled out of the elevator and
he went straight to the church to thank God."
Link was reported missing by his cousin, and found the next day by
parishioners going to Mass at the Weinhaus Church in Vienna.
Hahslinger concluded: "He seems to have embraced a stone pillar on which
the stone altar was perched and it fell on him, killing him instantly.
We have found his fingerprints on the pillar. We are now investigating
the case further." ®
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Please pray for me - these people are:http://lc.org/index.cfm

It simply was an accident.
But this came about from his own stupidity.
What did this story tells us?

[Xander Crews]

Original URL:http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09/10/devout_catholic/
Church altar smites devout Catholic Austrian,
crushed after popping in to thank God!
By Lester Haines
A devout Catholic who popped into church to thank God for a his rescue
from a lift was crushed to death by a 860lb stone altar, the Telegraph
reports.
Police spokesman Roman Hahslinger explained that Gunther Link, 45, was
"a very religious man and had been scared when he was trapped in the
lift and had prayed for release".
He continued: "A short while later he was pulled out of the elevator and
he went straight to the church to thank God."
Link was reported missing by his cousin, and found the next day by
parishioners going to Mass at the Weinhaus Church in Vienna.
Hahslinger concluded: "He seems to have embraced a stone pillar on which
the stone altar was perched and it fell on him, killing him instantly.
We have found his fingerprints on the pillar. We are now investigating
the case further." ®
--
Please pray for me - these people are:http://lc.org/index.cfm

It simply was an accident.
But this came about from his own stupidity.
What did this story tells us?

--

That god does not effect what happens in the universe.

[An Unknown Liberal]

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Yap said...

Post by Yap

Original URL:http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09/10/devout_catholic/
Church altar smites devout Catholic Austrian,
 crushed after popping in to thank God!
By Lester Haines
A devout Catholic who popped into church to thank God for a his rescue
from a lift was crushed to death by a 860lb stone altar, the Telegraph
reports.
Police spokesman Roman Hahslinger explained that Gunther Link, 45, was
"a very religious man and had been scared when he was trapped in the
lift and had prayed for release".
He continued: "A short while later he was pulled out of the elevator and
he went straight to the church to thank God."
Link was reported missing by his cousin, and found the next day by
parishioners going to Mass at the Weinhaus Church in Vienna.
Hahslinger concluded: "He seems to have embraced a stone pillar on which
the stone altar was perched and it fell on him, killing him instantly.
We have found his fingerprints on the pillar. We are now investigating
the case further." ®
--
Please pray for me - these people are:http://lc.org/index.cfm

It simply was an accident.
But this came about from his own stupidity.
What did this story tells us?

It tells me that church officials only hire altar builders who have
those little fish in their Yellow Pages advertising - not on the quality
of thier work.

[Smiler]

Post by An Unknown Liberal
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Yap said...

Post by The Unknown Liberal
Original
URL:http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09/10/devout_catholic/
Church altar smites devout Catholic Austrian,
crushed after popping in to thank God!
By Lester Haines
A devout Catholic who popped into church to thank God for a his
rescue from a lift was crushed to death by a 860lb stone altar, the
Telegraph reports.
Police spokesman Roman Hahslinger explained that Gunther Link, 45,
was "a very religious man and had been scared when he was trapped
in the lift and had prayed for release".
He continued: "A short while later he was pulled out of the
elevator and he went straight to the church to thank God."
Link was reported missing by his cousin, and found the next day by
parishioners going to Mass at the Weinhaus Church in Vienna.

The missing Link has been found!!!