OT: Is this a good quote?

[Evrum Delen]

"A good christian is either one of the following;

1.) A farmer
2.) A crossing guard
3.) A mailman
4.) An employee at the Garden Centre
5.) An employee at a hardware store
6.) An accountant.

- Chris Assaf

[Popess Pantiara Evokovitch]

Post by Evrum Delen
"A good christian is either one of the following;
1.) A farmer
2.) A crossing guard
3.) A mailman
4.) An employee at the Garden Centre
5.) An employee at a hardware store
6.) An accountant.
- Chris Assaf

I would choose #4 for females, #5 for males.

[old man joe]

Post by Evrum Delen
"A good christian is either one of the following;
1.) A farmer
2.) A crossing guard
3.) A mailman
4.) An employee at the Garden Centre
5.) An employee at a hardware store
6.) An accountant.
- Chris Assaf

from whence do you get your theology ?

[just john]

Post by old man joe

Post by Evrum Delen
"A good christian is either one of the following;
1.) A farmer
2.) A crossing guard
3.) A mailman
4.) An employee at the Garden Centre
5.) An employee at a hardware store
6.) An accountant.
- Chris Assaf

from whence do you get your theology ?

That wasn't theology, it was target acquisition.

[St. Jackanapes]

Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, old man joe said...

Post by old man joe

Post by Evrum Delen
"A good christian is either one of the following;
1.) A farmer
2.) A crossing guard
3.) A mailman
4.) An employee at the Garden Centre
5.) An employee at a hardware store
6.) An accountant.
- Chris Assaf

from whence do you get your theology ?

He doesn't. He's mentally ill. Of course so are you - you and
Chris Asshat should get along famously!

[Father Haskell]

Post by Evrum Delen
"A good christian is either one of the following;
1.) A farmer
2.) A crossing guard
3.) A mailman
4.) An employee at the Garden Centre
5.) An employee at a hardware store
6.) An accountant.

7.) a manure spreader
8.) a sucker born every minute
9.) rarer than a calico tomcat

[St. Jackanapes]

Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Evrum Delen said...

Post by Evrum Delen
"A good christian is either one of the following;
1.) A farmer
2.) A crossing guard
3.) A mailman
4.) An employee at the Garden Centre
5.) An employee at a hardware store
6.) An accountant.
- Chris Assaf

No it is not, Chris.

This is a much better quote:

"A good Christian is either one of the following;

1.) A pedophile
2.) A cross dresser
3.) A peeping tom
4.) An ex-employee at the Garden Centre where he'd been fired
for hiding in women's restroom stall attempting to watch females
pass waste while masturbating furiously
5.) An ex-employee of an unnamed hardware store where he'd been
caught in the men's room while stuffing various sizes of
screwdrivers up his anus. He had attracted attention by loudly
howling like a coyote or wolf. He claimed that he was only
trying to stop his prostrate from itching and would have put the
items back on the shelves as soon as he was done with them
6.) A person with Asperger syndrome
7.) A goof-ball that goes by the name Chris Assfuck