Vengance Jesus style

[Saint Pious IV]

It must be because I am not born again.

Jesus dealt me heavily his wrath and vengeance recently. He appeared
suddenly as a desert aberration. When I looked to see you the fuck the naked
man was, He stuck his holed foot into my front wheel causing my front wheel
to stop turning and, as a result, tossed me off the bike. As I was tumbling
in the air, he repeatedly and harshly scraped much of my body with his
festive crown of thorns, causing road rash type injuries. Then he deftly
karate chopped my leg, causing a tib/fib compound fracture. I then landed on
the ground 30 feet from my bike. After he stopped kicking me, I noticed
Jesus started vandalizing my bike causing more even more damage.
Fortunately, the other drivers saw what was happening and headed for the
hills, knowing that if Jesus had a chance, he'd throw shit (Like my bike) at
them, as well.me

Finally the Paramedics came and loaded me up. As we roared off, siren's
wailing, I noticed Jesus way standing, hands on his hips, laughing and
basking in the glory of being a vengeful and merciless Deity. The Paramedics
must have known this and gave me 18mgs of morphine before they switched to
diloted.

7 days in the hole. Jesus fucked me up.

Pious

[Wholly of Holeies]

Post by Saint Pious IV
7 days in the hole. Jesus fucked me up.
Pious

So, some guy named Jesus fucked you in the hole?

Was it good for you?

[Saint Pious IV]

On Sat, 10 Jul 2010 16:57:53 -0700, "Saint Pious IV"

Post by Saint Pious IV
7 days in the hole. Jesus fucked me up.
Pious

So, some guy named Jesus fucked you in the hole?
Was it good for you?
--
the Wholly post

Wholey smokers! I thought it was my leg. I didn't think he cornholed me.
Could Jesus cornhole me without me knowing it? Why wouldn't he wouldn't he
want to hurt me by driving his sacred rod up my bunghole? Maybe he is still
in the closet.

Saint Pious

[Uncle Vic]

Post by Saint Pious IV

On Sat, 10 Jul 2010 16:57:53 -0700, "Saint Pious IV"

Post by Saint Pious IV
7 days in the hole. Jesus fucked me up.
Pious

So, some guy named Jesus fucked you in the hole?
Was it good for you?
--
the Wholly post

Wholey smokers! I thought it was my leg. I didn't think he cornholed
me. Could Jesus cornhole me without me knowing it?

With God, all things are possible. (Rev. Robert Schuller)

Post by Saint Pious IV
Why wouldn't he
wouldn't he want to hurt me by driving his sacred rod up my bunghole?
Maybe he is still in the closet.

Maybe he doesn't exist.

[Thumper]

Post by Uncle Vic

Post by Saint Pious IV

On Sat, 10 Jul 2010 16:57:53 -0700, "Saint Pious IV"

Post by Saint Pious IV
7 days in the hole. Jesus fucked me up.
Pious

So, some guy named Jesus fucked you in the hole?
Was it good for you?
--
the Wholly post

Wholey smokers! I thought it was my leg. I didn't think he cornholed
me. Could Jesus cornhole me without me knowing it?

With God, all things are possible. (Rev. Robert Schuller)

Post by Saint Pious IV
Why wouldn't he
wouldn't he want to hurt me by driving his sacred rod up my bunghole?
Maybe he is still in the closet.

Maybe he doesn't exist.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011

Oh he exists, in fact there are thousands upon thousands of Jesus'. Just
check your phone book, Strangely, none of them are white, like Jesus was in
his big hit book The lewd Testament.


Pious

Post by Uncle Vic
"You don't even know what is a vague prophecies and what is a clear one!"
--Frankie Lee 7/6/10

[Father Haskell]

Post by Saint Pious IV
It must be because I am not born again.
Jesus dealt me heavily his wrath and vengeance recently.  He appeared
suddenly as a desert aberration. When I looked to see you the fuck the naked
man was, He stuck his holed foot into my front wheel causing my front wheel
to stop turning and, as a result, tossed me off the bike. As I was tumbling
in the air, he repeatedly and harshly scraped much of my body with his
festive crown of thorns, causing road rash type injuries. Then he deftly
karate chopped my leg, causing a tib/fib compound fracture. I then landed on
the ground 30 feet from my bike. After he stopped kicking me, I noticed
Jesus started vandalizing my bike causing more even more damage.
Fortunately, the other drivers saw what was happening and headed for the
hills, knowing that if Jesus had a chance, he'd throw shit (Like my bike) at
them, as well.me
Finally the Paramedics came and loaded me up. As we roared off, siren's
wailing, I noticed Jesus way standing, hands on his hips, laughing and
basking in the glory of being a vengeful and merciless Deity. The Paramedics
must have known this and gave me 18mgs of morphine before they switched to
diloted.
7 days in the hole. Jesus fucked me up.
Pious

Was this before or after he caused me to break my back,
sending me off to the hospital for three weeks of rest,
relaxation, fun, and fentanyl?

[Saint Pious IV]

Post by Saint Pious IV
It must be because I am not born again.
Jesus dealt me heavily his wrath and vengeance recently. He appeared
suddenly as a desert aberration. When I looked to see you the fuck the naked
man was, He stuck his holed foot into my front wheel causing my front wheel
to stop turning and, as a result, tossed me off the bike. As I was tumbling
in the air, he repeatedly and harshly scraped much of my body with his
festive crown of thorns, causing road rash type injuries. Then he deftly
karate chopped my leg, causing a tib/fib compound fracture. I then landed on
the ground 30 feet from my bike. After he stopped kicking me, I noticed
Jesus started vandalizing my bike causing more even more damage.
Fortunately, the other drivers saw what was happening and headed for the
hills, knowing that if Jesus had a chance, he'd throw shit (Like my bike) at
them, as well.me
Finally the Paramedics came and loaded me up. As we roared off, siren's
wailing, I noticed Jesus way standing, hands on his hips, laughing and
basking in the glory of being a vengeful and merciless Deity. The Paramedics
must have known this and gave me 18mgs of morphine before they switched to
diloted.
7 days in the hole. Jesus fucked me up.
Pious

Was this before or after he caused me to break my back,
sending me off to the hospital for three weeks of rest,
relaxation, fun, and fentanyl?

Ain't life GRAND!


Pious

[Father Haskell]

Post by Father Haskell

Post by Saint Pious IV
It must be because I am not born again.
Jesus dealt me heavily his wrath and vengeance recently. He appeared
suddenly as a desert aberration. When I looked to see you the fuck the naked
man was, He stuck his holed foot into my front wheel causing my front wheel
to stop turning and, as a result, tossed me off the bike. As I was tumbling
in the air, he repeatedly and harshly scraped much of my body with his
festive crown of thorns, causing road rash type injuries. Then he deftly
karate chopped my leg, causing a tib/fib compound fracture. I then landed on
the ground 30 feet from my bike. After he stopped kicking me, I noticed
Jesus started vandalizing my bike causing more even more damage.
Fortunately, the other drivers saw what was happening and headed for the
hills, knowing that if Jesus had a chance, he'd throw shit (Like my bike) at
them, as well.me
Finally the Paramedics came and loaded me up. As we roared off, siren's
wailing, I noticed Jesus way standing, hands on his hips, laughing and
basking in the glory of being a vengeful and merciless Deity. The Paramedics
must have known this and gave me 18mgs of morphine before they switched to
diloted.
7 days in the hole. Jesus fucked me up.
Pious

Was this before or after he caused me to break my back,
sending me off to the hospital for three weeks of rest,
relaxation, fun, and fentanyl?
Ain't life GRAND!
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Was your Japanese nurse as hot as mine?

[Uncle Vic]

Post by Father Haskell
Was your Japanese nurse as hot as mine?

I let a candy-striper wash my dick last time I was in the hospital. Nice.

[Thumper]

Post by Father Haskell

Post by Saint Pious IV
It must be because I am not born again.
Jesus dealt me heavily his wrath and vengeance recently. He appeared
suddenly as a desert aberration. When I looked to see you the fuck the naked
man was, He stuck his holed foot into my front wheel causing my front wheel
to stop turning and, as a result, tossed me off the bike. As I was tumbling
in the air, he repeatedly and harshly scraped much of my body with his
festive crown of thorns, causing road rash type injuries. Then he deftly
karate chopped my leg, causing a tib/fib compound fracture. I then
landed
on
the ground 30 feet from my bike. After he stopped kicking me, I noticed
Jesus started vandalizing my bike causing more even more damage.
Fortunately, the other drivers saw what was happening and headed for the
hills, knowing that if Jesus had a chance, he'd throw shit (Like my
bike)
at
them, as well.me
Finally the Paramedics came and loaded me up. As we roared off, siren's
wailing, I noticed Jesus way standing, hands on his hips, laughing and
basking in the glory of being a vengeful and merciless Deity. The Paramedics
must have known this and gave me 18mgs of morphine before they switched to
diloted.
7 days in the hole. Jesus fucked me up.
Pious

Was this before or after he caused me to break my back,
sending me off to the hospital for three weeks of rest,
relaxation, fun, and fentanyl?
Ain't life GRAND!
Pious- Hide quoted text -
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Was your Japanese nurse as hot as mine?

Most of the nurses were fat Filipinos, which was good as they could move
me.. I had one Chinese night nurse named Molly. She was extremely cute and
under 4 feet tall. on the third evening of this ordeal I was crying in pain.
Molly came in and asked if I wanted to watch Obama on TV and that she would
make me a sandwich and some ice tea. Very strange at 3:30 in the morning.
She turned on the TV to Fox, Fucking Hannity, no less. And brought me the
best iced tea I have ever had. I guess I didn't get it and asked Molly if
she would sit (lie) with me. She declined.

I also had a physical therapist that was set up by her peeps. She was a cute
little Filipino ((cute as Molly, but not so short), she came in and said she
was going to get me up and walking. Forget it, I said. I am to big for one
little thing like you. So she left and came back with a couple of big guys.
That worked. She promised to come back later in the day and take me for a
wheelchair ride since I hadn't a clue where I was. She didn't come back. A
day or two later she came back and apologized. Then she started crying. It
was all very strange. Next story "A visit from the Hospital Chaplin".

Pious

[Father Haskell]

Post by Father Haskell

Post by Father Haskell

Post by Saint Pious IV
It must be because I am not born again.
Jesus dealt me heavily his wrath and vengeance recently. He appeared
suddenly as a desert aberration. When I looked to see you the fuck the naked
man was, He stuck his holed foot into my front wheel causing my front wheel
to stop turning and, as a result, tossed me off the bike. As I was tumbling
in the air, he repeatedly and harshly scraped much of my body with his
festive crown of thorns, causing road rash type injuries. Then he deftly
karate chopped my leg, causing a tib/fib compound fracture. I then
landed
on
the ground 30 feet from my bike. After he stopped kicking me, I noticed
Jesus started vandalizing my bike causing more even more damage.
Fortunately, the other drivers saw what was happening and headed for the
hills, knowing that if Jesus had a chance, he'd throw shit (Like my
bike)
at
them, as well.me
Finally the Paramedics came and loaded me up. As we roared off, siren's
wailing, I noticed Jesus way standing, hands on his hips, laughing and
basking in the glory of being a vengeful and merciless Deity. The Paramedics
must have known this and gave me 18mgs of morphine before they switched to
diloted.
7 days in the hole. Jesus fucked me up.
Pious

Was this before or after he caused me to break my back,
sending me off to the hospital for three weeks of rest,
relaxation, fun, and fentanyl?
Ain't life GRAND!
Pious- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

Was your Japanese nurse as hot as mine?
Most of the nurses were fat Filipinos, which was good as they could move
me.. I had one Chinese night nurse named Molly. She was extremely cute and
under 4 feet tall. on the third evening of this ordeal I was crying in pain.
Molly came in and asked if I wanted to watch Obama on TV and that she would
make me a sandwich and some ice  tea. Very strange at 3:30 in the morning.
She turned on the TV to Fox, Fucking Hannity, no less. And brought me the
best iced tea I have ever had. I guess I didn't get it and asked Molly if
she would sit (lie) with me. She declined.
I also had a physical therapist that was set up by her peeps. She was a cute
little Filipino ((cute as Molly, but not so short), she came in and said she
was going to get me up and walking. Forget it, I said. I am to big for one
little thing like you. So she left and came back with a couple of big guys.
That worked. She promised to come back later in the day and take me for a
wheelchair ride since I hadn't a clue where I was. She didn't come back. A
day or two later she came back and apologized. Then she started crying. It
was all very strange. Next story "A visit from the Hospital Chaplin".

Tell me where that hospital is so I can move there and break
something
else.

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Followed by "a visit from the Grim Reaper" and the sequel,
"a visit from Accounting."

[Uncle Vic]

Post by Saint Pious IV
It must be because I am not born again.
Jesus dealt me heavily his wrath and vengeance recently. He appeared
suddenly as a desert aberration. When I looked to see you the fuck the
naked man was, He stuck his holed foot into my front wheel causing my
front wheel to stop turning and, as a result, tossed me off the bike.
As I was tumbling in the air, he repeatedly and harshly scraped much
of my body with his festive crown of thorns, causing road rash type
injuries. Then he deftly karate chopped my leg, causing a tib/fib
compound fracture. I then landed on the ground 30 feet from my bike.
After he stopped kicking me, I noticed Jesus started vandalizing my
bike causing more even more damage. Fortunately, the other drivers saw
what was happening and headed for the hills, knowing that if Jesus had
a chance, he'd throw shit (Like my bike) at them, as well.me
Finally the Paramedics came and loaded me up. As we roared off,
siren's wailing, I noticed Jesus way standing, hands on his hips,
laughing and basking in the glory of being a vengeful and merciless
Deity. The Paramedics must have known this and gave me 18mgs of
morphine before they switched to diloted.
7 days in the hole. Jesus fucked me up.

Jesus lost. You lived.

Get back on the horse and fight Jebus again. I did.

[Thumper]

Post by Uncle Vic

Post by Saint Pious IV
It must be because I am not born again.
Jesus dealt me heavily his wrath and vengeance recently. He appeared
suddenly as a desert aberration. When I looked to see you the fuck the
naked man was, He stuck his holed foot into my front wheel causing my
front wheel to stop turning and, as a result, tossed me off the bike.
As I was tumbling in the air, he repeatedly and harshly scraped much
of my body with his festive crown of thorns, causing road rash type
injuries. Then he deftly karate chopped my leg, causing a tib/fib
compound fracture. I then landed on the ground 30 feet from my bike.
After he stopped kicking me, I noticed Jesus started vandalizing my
bike causing more even more damage. Fortunately, the other drivers saw
what was happening and headed for the hills, knowing that if Jesus had
a chance, he'd throw shit (Like my bike) at them, as well.me
Finally the Paramedics came and loaded me up. As we roared off,
siren's wailing, I noticed Jesus way standing, hands on his hips,
laughing and basking in the glory of being a vengeful and merciless
Deity. The Paramedics must have known this and gave me 18mgs of
morphine before they switched to diloted.
7 days in the hole. Jesus fucked me up.

Jesus lost. You lived.
Get back on the horse and fight Jebus again. I did.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
"You don't even know what is a vague prophecies and what is a clear one!"
--Frankie Lee 7/6/10

Thanks, Vic,

Jebus is a wus hiding behind his philandering father's blood stained robes.