OT: Some facts about dogs

[Evrum Delen]

...In these last days Americans have inordinate affections for dogs
and other animals.
...Americans spend more money every year for dog food than for foreign
missions.
...Americans have more than 53,000,000 dogs.
...Americans have more dogs per capita than any other country in the
world.
...Every year more than 4,500,000 Americans are bitten by dogs.
..In 1997 and 1998 at least 27 people in America died from dog bites.
...From 1979 through 1996 more than 300 people in America died from
dog bites.
...Because of dog attacks every year more than 300,000 Americans are
admitted to hospital emergency rooms and another 400,000 are treated
in other medical settings.
...Insurance companies in America pay more than $1 billion every year
in liability claims resulting from dog bites.
...Some people, created in the image of God, sleep with their dogs.

[just john]

Post by Evrum Delen
...In these last days Americans have inordinate affections for dogs
and other animals.
...Americans spend more money every year for dog food than for foreign
missions.
...Americans have more than 53,000,000 dogs.
...Americans have more dogs per capita than any other country in the
world.
...Every year more than 4,500,000 Americans are bitten by dogs.
..In 1997 and 1998 at least 27 people in America died from dog bites.
...From 1979 through 1996 more than 300 people in America died from
dog bites.
...Because of dog attacks every year more than 300,000 Americans are
admitted to hospital emergency rooms and another 400,000 are treated
in other medical settings.
...Insurance companies in America pay more than $1 billion every year
in liability claims resulting from dog bites.
...Some people, created in the image of God, sleep with their dogs.

So .... where are your recipes?

[Edgar A Pearlstein]

Substitute "automobiles" for "dogs", and make a few minor changes, and all
the statements will be true also.

Evrum Delen (***@live.com) wrote:
: ...In these last days Americans have inordinate affections for dogs
: and other animals.
: ...Americans spend more money every year for dog food than for foreign
: missions.
: ...Americans have more than 53,000,000 dogs.
: ...Americans have more dogs per capita than any other country in the
: world.
: ...Every year more than 4,500,000 Americans are bitten by dogs.
: ..In 1997 and 1998 at least 27 people in America died from dog bites.
: ...From 1979 through 1996 more than 300 people in America died from
: dog bites.
: ...Because of dog attacks every year more than 300,000 Americans are
: admitted to hospital emergency rooms and another 400,000 are treated
: in other medical settings.
: ...Insurance companies in America pay more than $1 billion every year
: in liability claims resulting from dog bites.
: ...Some people, created in the image of God, sleep with their dogs.

[Pope Rudraigh]

On Sat, 5 Sep 2009 05:26:46 -0700 (PDT), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
...In these last days Americans have inordinate affections for dogs
and other animals.
...Americans spend more money every year for dog food than for foreign
missions.
...Americans have more than 53,000,000 dogs.
...Americans have more dogs per capita than any other country in the
world.
...Every year more than 4,500,000 Americans are bitten by dogs.
..In 1997 and 1998 at least 27 people in America died from dog bites.
...From 1979 through 1996 more than 300 people in America died from
dog bites.
...Because of dog attacks every year more than 300,000 Americans are
admitted to hospital emergency rooms and another 400,000 are treated
in other medical settings.
...Insurance companies in America pay more than $1 billion every year
in liability claims resulting from dog bites.
...Some people, created in the image of God, sleep with their dogs.

In dog we trust.

I prefer cats. Can't trust 'em, though.

Slept with a few dogs in my life. That's what beer-goggles do to a
guy.

Just what do you mean by, "...In these last days"?

That bites.

Pope Rudraigh
"Holy Trinity my triple cheeked ass!"

[The Unknown Liberal]

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pope Rudraigh said...

Post by Pope Rudraigh
On Sat, 5 Sep 2009 05:26:46 -0700 (PDT), Evrum Delen

Post by Evrum Delen
...In these last days Americans have inordinate affections for dogs
and other animals.
...Americans spend more money every year for dog food than for foreign
missions.
...Americans have more than 53,000,000 dogs.
...Americans have more dogs per capita than any other country in the
world.
...Every year more than 4,500,000 Americans are bitten by dogs.
..In 1997 and 1998 at least 27 people in America died from dog bites.
...From 1979 through 1996 more than 300 people in America died from
dog bites.
...Because of dog attacks every year more than 300,000 Americans are
admitted to hospital emergency rooms and another 400,000 are treated
in other medical settings.
...Insurance companies in America pay more than $1 billion every year
in liability claims resulting from dog bites.
...Some people, created in the image of God, sleep with their dogs.

In dog we trust.
I prefer cats. Can't trust 'em, though.
Slept with a few dogs in my life. That's what beer-goggles do to a
guy.
Just what do you mean by, "...In these last days"?
That bites.
Pope Rudraigh
"Holy Trinity my triple cheeked ass!"

I never slept with dogs - just bitches.

[Rev. Richard Skull]

Post by Evrum Delen
...In these last days Americans have inordinate affections for dogs
and other animals.
...Americans spend more money every year for dog food than for foreign
missions.
...Americans have more than 53,000,000 dogs.
...Americans have more dogs per capita than any other country in the
world.
...Every year more than 4,500,000 Americans are bitten by dogs.
..In 1997 and 1998 at least 27 people in America died from dog bites.
...From 1979 through 1996 more than 300 people in America died from
dog bites.
...Because of dog attacks every year more than 300,000 Americans are
admitted to hospital emergency rooms and another 400,000 are treated
in other medical settings.
...Insurance companies in America pay more than $1 billion every year
in liability claims resulting from dog bites.
...Some people, created in the image of God, sleep with their dogs.

Dogs have the intelligence of a two year old, which make them smarter
then you.

Drop a man and a dog into the woods with no tools, shelter or food.

Come back in 3 months and see whcih one is still alive. (hint it wil
have 4 legs)

[Velvet Elvis]

On Fri, 2 Oct 2009 05:12:50 -0700 (PDT), "Rev. Richard Skull"

Post by Rev. Richard Skull
Dogs have the intelligence of a two year old, which make them smarter
then you. <sic>

There goes another irony meter.