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Ot: Three Quotes of the month
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Evrum Delen
2010-01-04 22:09:03 UTC
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1.) Trying to get a lukewarm Christian to become a hot Christian is
like trying to change a glow worm into a torch. Trying to get a hot
Christian to become a true disciple of Jesus is like trying to change
a torch into the sun.

- Harry Bethel

2.) Most preachers create a lot of HEAT, but not much light.

- Harry Bethel

3.) Life is what Ali makes it.

- Chris Assaf
XODDI
2010-01-04 22:45:13 UTC
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"Good luck with THAT." schizobeck
Post by Evrum Delen
1.) Trying to get a lukewarm Christian to become a hot Christian is
like trying to change a glow worm into a torch. Trying to get a hot
Christian to become a true disciple of Jesus is like trying to change
a torch into the sun.
- Harry Bethel
2.) Most preachers create a lot of HEAT, but not much light.
- Harry Bethel
3.) Life is what Ali makes it.
- Chris Assaf
thunder.willow
2010-01-30 05:31:10 UTC
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"Good luck with THAT." schizobeck
Post by Evrum Delen
1.) Trying to get a lukewarm Christian to become a hot Christian is
like trying to change a glow worm into a torch. Trying to get a hot
Christian to become a true disciple of Jesus is like trying to change
a torch into the sun.
- Harry Bethel
2.) Most preachers create a lot of HEAT, but not much light.
- Harry Bethel
3.) Life is what Ali makes it.
- Chris Assaf
God Damn! people still impersonating Schitzobeck? Obsessed they are.
Rev. Richard Skull
2010-01-05 00:00:49 UTC
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Post by Evrum Delen
1.) Trying to get a lukewarm Christian to become a hot Christian is
like trying to change a glow worm into a torch. Trying to get a hot
Christian to become a true disciple of Jesus is like trying to change
a torch into the sun.
- Harry Bethel
2.) Most preachers create a lot of HEAT, but not much light.
- Harry Bethel
3.) Life is what Ali makes it.
- Chris Assaf
4) I need MOney!

-Oral Roberts

5) I need Money!

-Pat Robertson

6) I Need MOney!

-The Pope
just john
2010-01-05 00:32:44 UTC
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6) I Need MOney!
-The Pope
You forgot to add (in German) "Hey lady, look out! Whoaa! Owww!"
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Father Haskell
2010-01-06 22:23:59 UTC
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6) I Need MOney!
-The Pope
You forgot to add (in German) "Hey lady, look out!  Whoaa!  Owww!"
For Pope Ratfucker, "Mein Fueher!" should cover any occasion.
Glenn Knickerbocker
2010-01-10 15:17:47 UTC
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You forgot to add (in German) "Hey lady, look out! Whoaa! Owww!"
Adam Sandler -IS- Jerry Lewis -AS- "The Rat Singer"!

¬R http://users.bestweb.net/~notr/arkville.html
God damn it, now I have a .sig, Andrew Pearson.
maigemu
2010-01-06 17:05:37 UTC
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Post by Evrum Delen
1.) Trying to get a lukewarm Christian to become a hot Christian is
like trying to change a glow worm into a torch. Trying to get a hot
Christian to become a true disciple of Jesus is like trying to change
a torch into the sun.
- Harry Bethel
2.) Most preachers create a lot of HEAT, but not much light.
- Harry Bethel
3.) Life is what Ali makes it.
- Chris Assaf
Our Presbyterian forefathers are good caretakers of our ancient
fireplaces, but many of them haven't started a fire in quite some
time. --Rice Brooks
Toilet Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
2010-01-10 18:40:42 UTC
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Post by Evrum Delen
1.) Trying to get a lukewarm Christian to become a hot Christian is
like trying to change a glow worm into a torch. Trying to get a hot
Christian to become a true disciple of Jesus is like trying to change
a torch into the sun.
- Harry Bethel
2.) Most preachers create a lot of HEAT, but not much light.
- Harry Bethel
3.) Life is what Ali makes it.
- Chris Assaf
Shut up, dumbass! - nenslo
St. Jackanapes
2010-01-16 09:30:28 UTC
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Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Evrum Delen said...
Post by Evrum Delen
1.) Trying to get a lukewarm Christian to become a hot Christian is
like trying to change a glow worm into a torch. Trying to get a hot
Christian to become a true disciple of Jesus is like trying to change
a torch into the sun.
- Harry Bethel
2.) Most preachers create a lot of HEAT, but not much light.
- Harry Bethel
3.) Life is what Ali makes it.
- Chris Assaf
Hey Chris - What's it like living life sitting on the sidelines with
half a brain?
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thunder.willow
2010-01-30 05:33:26 UTC
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Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Evrum Delen said...
Post by Evrum Delen
1.) Trying to get a lukewarm Christian to become a hot Christian is
like trying to change a glow worm into a torch. Trying to get a hot
Christian to become a true disciple of Jesus is like trying to change
a torch into the sun.
- Harry Bethel
2.) Most preachers create a lot of HEAT, but not much light.
- Harry Bethel
3.) Life is what Ali makes it.
- Chris Assaf
Hey Chris - What's it like living life sitting on the sidelines with
half a brain?
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St. Jackanapes
O! So that's why me old friend turned into someone I couldn't even
recognize oh so long ago. Jigs up biatch! Now have another hit of
Koolaid, on me. Enjoy!
St. Jackanapes
2010-02-12 07:21:39 UTC
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Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, thunder.willow said...
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Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Evrum Delen said...
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1.) Trying to get a lukewarm Christian to become a hot Christian is
like trying to change a glow worm into a torch. Trying to get a hot
Christian to become a true disciple of Jesus is like trying to change
a torch into the sun.
- Harry Bethel
2.) Most preachers create a lot of HEAT, but not much light.
- Harry Bethel
3.) Life is what Ali makes it.
- Chris Assaf
Hey Chris - What's it like living life sitting on the sidelines with
half a brain?
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St. Jackanapes
O! So that's why me old friend turned into someone I couldn't even
recognize oh so long ago. Jigs up biatch! Now have another hit of
Koolaid, on me. Enjoy!
Hey Chris! Still waiting for me to take your photo into
Photoshop? If you want it so bad maybe you'd better send me
$75US
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St. Jackanapes
2010-01-16 09:32:59 UTC
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Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Evrum Delen said...
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3.) Life is what Ali makes it.
- Chris Assaf
PS: Hey Asshat, you're not allowed to nominate yourself. I knew it was
you because that quote makes no sense. Only an autistic retard would
think so.
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Father Haskell
2010-01-16 22:04:07 UTC
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Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Evrum Delen said...
Let me try to fix that.
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3.) Life is what A lie makes it.
- Chris Assaf
PS: Hey Asshat, you're not allowed to nominate yourself. I knew it was
you because that quote makes no sense. Only an autistic retard would
think so.
Does that make any more sense, given an assafian context?
St. Jackanapes
2010-01-24 05:54:40 UTC
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
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Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Evrum Delen said...
Let me try to fix that.
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3.) Life is what A lie makes it.
- Chris Assaf
PS: Hey Asshat, you're not allowed to nominate yourself. I knew it was
you because that quote makes no sense. Only an autistic retard would
think so.
Does that make any more sense, given an assafian context?
Yes, as clear as an unmuddied lake, Father. As clear as an azure sky of
deepest summer....which is nothing at all like the weak soup slopping
around in Chris Assaf's leaky bran pan.
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Father Haskell
2010-01-24 06:15:15 UTC
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
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Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Evrum Delen said...
Let me try to fix that.
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3.) Life is what A lie makes it.
- Chris Assaf
PS: Hey Asshat, you're not allowed to nominate yourself. I knew it was
you because that quote makes no sense. Only an autistic retard would
think so.
Does that make any more sense, given an assafian context?
Yes, as clear as an unmuddied lake, Father. As clear as an azure sky of
deepest summer....which is nothing at all like the weak soup slopping
around in Chris Assaf's leaky bran pan.
As weak as 750cc of cold, week-old bullion, made from
a discarded Ooodles of Noodles seasoning packet?
St. Jackanapes
2010-01-24 08:13:21 UTC
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Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
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Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Evrum Delen said...
Let me try to fix that.
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3.) Life is what A lie makes it.
- Chris Assaf
PS: Hey Asshat, you're not allowed to nominate yourself. I knew it was
you because that quote makes no sense. Only an autistic retard would
think so.
Does that make any more sense, given an assafian context?
Yes, as clear as an unmuddied lake, Father. As clear as an azure sky of
deepest summer....which is nothing at all like the weak soup slopping
around in Chris Assaf's leaky bran pan.
As weak as 750cc of cold, week-old bullion, made from
a discarded Ooodles of Noodles seasoning packet?
Yes, but after a diseased Labradoole had urinated on it.
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Father Haskell
2010-01-24 08:21:42 UTC
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Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
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Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Evrum Delen said...
Let me try to fix that.
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3.) Life is what A lie makes it.
- Chris Assaf
PS: Hey Asshat, you're not allowed to nominate yourself. I knew it was
you because that quote makes no sense. Only an autistic retard would
think so.
Does that make any more sense, given an assafian context?
Yes, as clear as an unmuddied lake, Father. As clear as an azure sky of
deepest summer....which is nothing at all like the weak soup slopping
around in Chris Assaf's leaky bran pan.
As weak as 750cc of cold, week-old bullion, made from
a discarded Ooodles of Noodles seasoning packet?
Yes, but after a diseased Labradoole had urinated on it.
That's Chris's other pet, beside a semi-decomposed
dead chipmunk he found in a gutter.
St. Jackanapes
2010-01-30 05:23:05 UTC
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Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
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Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Evrum Delen said...
Let me try to fix that.
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3.) Life is what A lie makes it.
- Chris Assaf
PS: Hey Asshat, you're not allowed to nominate yourself. I knew it was
you because that quote makes no sense. Only an autistic retard would
think so.
Does that make any more sense, given an assafian context?
Yes, as clear as an unmuddied lake, Father. As clear as an azure sky of
deepest summer....which is nothing at all like the weak soup slopping
around in Chris Assaf's leaky bran pan.
As weak as 750cc of cold, week-old bullion, made from
a discarded Ooodles of Noodles seasoning packet?
Yes, but after a diseased Labradoole had urinated on it.
That's Chris's other pet, beside a semi-decomposed
dead chipmunk he found in a gutter.
Chris said that was the best free meal he'd ever ate.
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thunder.willow
2010-01-30 05:36:02 UTC
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Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
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Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Evrum Delen said...
Let me try to fix that.
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3.) Life is what A lie makes it.
- Chris Assaf
PS: Hey Asshat, you're not allowed to nominate yourself. I knew it was
you because that quote makes no sense. Only an autistic retard would
think so.
Does that make any more sense, given an assafian context?
Yes, as clear as an unmuddied lake, Father. As clear as an azure sky of
deepest summer....which is nothing at all like the weak soup slopping
around in Chris Assaf's leaky bran pan.
As weak as 750cc of cold, week-old bullion, made from
a discarded Ooodles of Noodles seasoning packet?
Yes, but after a diseased Labradoole had urinated on it.
That's Chris's other pet, beside a semi-decomposed
dead chipmunk he found in a gutter.
Chris said that was the best free meal he'd ever ate.
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St. Jackanapes
2010-02-06 04:18:22 UTC
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Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
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Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Evrum Delen said...
Let me try to fix that.
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3.) Life is what A lie makes it.
- Chris Assaf
PS: Hey Asshat, you're not allowed to nominate yourself. I knew it was
you because that quote makes no sense. Only an autistic retard would
think so.
Does that make any more sense, given an assafian context?
Yes, as clear as an unmuddied lake, Father. As clear as an azure sky of
deepest summer....which is nothing at all like the weak soup slopping
around in Chris Assaf's leaky bran pan.
As weak as 750cc of cold, week-old bullion, made from
a discarded Ooodles of Noodles seasoning packet?
Yes, but after a diseased Labradoole had urinated on it.
That's Chris's other pet, beside a semi-decomposed
dead chipmunk he found in a gutter.
Chris said that was the best free meal he'd ever ate.
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thunder.willow
2010-02-06 04:20:39 UTC
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Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, thunder.willow said...
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Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
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Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Evrum Delen said...
Let me try to fix that.
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3.) Life is what A lie makes it.
- Chris Assaf
PS: Hey Asshat, you're not allowed to nominate yourself. I knew it was
you because that quote makes no sense. Only an autistic retard would
think so.
Does that make any more sense, given an assafian context?
Yes, as clear as an unmuddied lake, Father. As clear as an azure sky of
deepest summer....which is nothing at all like the weak soup slopping
around in Chris Assaf's leaky bran pan.
As weak as 750cc of cold, week-old bullion, made from
a discarded Ooodles of Noodles seasoning packet?
Yes, but after a diseased Labradoole had urinated on it.
That's Chris's other pet, beside a semi-decomposed
dead chipmunk he found in a gutter.
Chris said that was the best free meal he'd ever ate.
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nom nom nom
I hadn't realized that he'd shared!
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Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, thunder.willow said...
WTF?!

I didn't even know alt.flame.jesus.christ existed?! Dang! i got some
flaming to do.
thunder.willow
2010-02-06 04:23:04 UTC
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Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
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Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Evrum Delen said...
Let me try to fix that.
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3.) Life is what A lie makes it.
- Chris Assaf
PS: Hey Asshat, you're not allowed to nominate yourself. I knew it was
you because that quote makes no sense. Only an autistic retard would
think so.
Does that make any more sense, given an assafian context?
Yes, as clear as an unmuddied lake, Father. As clear as an azure sky of
deepest summer....which is nothing at all like the weak soup slopping
around in Chris Assaf's leaky bran pan.
As weak as 750cc of cold, week-old bullion, made from
a discarded Ooodles of Noodles seasoning packet?
Yes, but after a diseased Labradoole had urinated on it.
That's Chris's other pet, beside a semi-decomposed
dead chipmunk he found in a gutter.
Chris said that was the best free meal he'd ever ate.
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nom nom nom
I hadn't realized that he'd shared!
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 Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, thunder.willow said...
WTF?!
I didn't even know alt.flame.jesus.christ existed?!  Dang!  i got some
flaming to do.
Oh I get it fakers pretending to be me again.
Jeeze I'm so popular! I say i don't like one story and BIOU goes ape
shit, I respond with a couple of sentances and XODDI kill files me,
and here I find the same 'killa' is STILL pretending to be me. Fuck
its like highschool all over! I thought this place was supposed to be
kick ass. More like suck ass.
St. Jackanapes
2010-02-12 07:19:08 UTC
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
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Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Evrum Delen said...
Let me try to fix that.
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3.) Life is what A lie makes it.
- Chris Assaf
PS: Hey Asshat, you're not allowed to nominate yourself. I knew it was
you because that quote makes no sense. Only an autistic retard would
think so.
Does that make any more sense, given an assafian context?
Yes, as clear as an unmuddied lake, Father. As clear as an azure sky of
deepest summer....which is nothing at all like the weak soup slopping
around in Chris Assaf's leaky bran pan.
As weak as 750cc of cold, week-old bullion, made from
a discarded Ooodles of Noodles seasoning packet?
Yes, but after a diseased Labradoole had urinated on it.
That's Chris's other pet, beside a semi-decomposed
dead chipmunk he found in a gutter.
Chris said that was the best free meal he'd ever ate.
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nom nom nom
I hadn't realized that he'd shared!
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 Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, thunder.willow said...
WTF?!
I didn't even know alt.flame.jesus.christ existed?!  Dang!  i got some
flaming to do.
Oh I get it fakers pretending to be me again.
Jeeze I'm so popular! I say i don't like one story and BIOU goes ape
shit, I respond with a couple of sentances and XODDI kill files me,
and here I find the same 'killa' is STILL pretending to be me. Fuck
its like highschool all over! I thought this place was supposed to be
kick ass. More like suck ass.
I don't know who you or your fakir is, thunder.willow, but the
real thunder.willow is more than welcome in our a.f.j.c.
newsgroup! - St. Jackanapes.
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